PH Secret Santa 2021 - The Santae, double jabbed!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

PH Secret Santa 2021 - The Santae, double jabbed!

Right lets get cracking!

So, shall we all get thinking about what should land under the tree of our victim... chilli fist? super-squirrel? a nice dildo? A wierd alien tentacle face mask?

Stroopwaffles are mandatory now I think.


As it seems is traditional, I'll copy & paste parts of last years thread opener + rules, robbed from previous threads as it worked well (credit Geeks 2018) ..

Basic Format:

• Starting from right now, register your interest by sending me a PM with your details on (summary of required details is in the rules below)
• Closing date for entry is 10pm on Thursday 4th November 2021
• Within short order you'll receive an email with your victim "gift recipient's" details
• Start stalking your victim "recipient". Checking through post history, getting to know your target, learning about them, researching Facebook, disguising yourself to follow closely at a social distance wink etc are all part of the fun. Use your newly gained info wisely to decide on the perfect gift for your target.
• Once purchased, wrap your gift and post to your target. Target spend is £10 plus P&P (Feel free to spend more if you wish but there is no pressure here!)
• Drop me an email to let me know it's been dispatched
• Sit back and wait until Christmas Day when you can open your gift!

If you need to get a message to either your Secret Santa or victim "giftee" (got to stop doing that!), send me a PM.

Every now and again I will type out a list of anonymous messages and list who they are for. This will save people giving away their identity and revealing themselves to their SS. I will endeavour to do this on a daily basis, rest assured I will post up messages wherever and whenever possible!

PH Secret Santa 2021 Rules:

• Secret Santa, add your name to the list and then pop me a PM with your username, real name, address, a small list of likes/dislikes and whether NSFW things are acceptable (apparently nobody wants to open a box containing a dildo in front of little Johnny on Xmas morning). If you don't supply information, it'll be assumed you're happy with whatever you get!
• Anybody with allergies or things, please mention in the email
• Target spend is £10 + postage (Spending more is at the senders discretion)
• There will likely be a few international PH'ers involved. If you don't want to pay that little extra for postage please say in your email. If you are a kind hearted soul and actually want an international PH'er then please say this (there is, I believe, one or two PHers around the 'Ring/Spa etc). Any secret Santas without a preference will be used in the case there are not enough people volunteering to do it
• Closing date for entry is 10pm on 4th November 2021. During the following week I will issue everyone an email with the details of your Secret Santa. This is a strict cut off date - if you snooze you lose I'm afraid.
• Non-senders of gifts will be named and shamed & potentially suffer VBRJ - anyone have a can of red bull or some frozen sausages handy?
• If a person has specifically requested NOT to receive a certain gift (a common example being a dildo), please do not send them it - that's just not cricket
• Also, if you haven't received a gift near to Christmas let me know. Christmas mail is busy and some of the post to international PH'ers may take longer
• All record of addresses will be destroyed after secret santa is completed
• Photographs of received gifts to be posted on this thread upon opening

Use this template when emailing me your details

PH nom de plume:
Real name:
Address:
Likes:
Dislikes:
NSFW Allowed? (Y/N):
Ok to send to our International PH'ers? (Y/N):

There may be occasional updates to the rules above, please keep an eye on them - I will update this post if needed.

The Santae's decision is final. If you don't play ball, I will find you.

If there are any issues, PM me and I'll do my best to sort it out.

Let the games begin!





Wrapping Paper

Bear-n said:

ETA: 50% ink saving version

A wiki will be set up once matching is complete.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No

[The Rotrex Kid]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No

[andburg]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No

didnt break the table!!

[geeks]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No

[Bullett]

xmas:

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
4.	Bullett	No	No

[x5tuu]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	<insert username>	No	No
8.	<insert username>	No	No
9.	<insert username>	No	No
10.	<insert username>	No	No
11.	<insert username>	No	No
12.	<insert username>	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[bristolbaron]

WoooooooooHoooooooooo!!! Glad to have you still at the helm Captain!



PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	<insert username>	No	No
9.	<insert username>	No	No
10.	<insert username>	No	No
11.	<insert username>	No	No
12.	<insert username>	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

Edited by bristolbaron on Monday 27th September 09:46

[Mr Roper]

bristolbaron said:

WoooooooooHoooooooooo!!! Glad to have you still at the helm Captain!



PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	<insert username>	No	No
10.	<insert username>	No	No
11.	<insert username>	No	No
12.	<insert username>	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

Edited by bristolbaron on Monday 27th September 09:46

Been a long time since I last took part in the S/S...Let the fun begin

[vixen1700]

WoooooooooHoooooooooo!!!



PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	<insert username>	No	No
11.	<insert username>	No	No
12.	<insert username>	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

Gonna start looking at amusing mice.

[miniman]

WoooooooooHoooooooooo!!!



PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	<insert username>	No	No
12.	<insert username>	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[Master Bean]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	<insert username>	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[CrunkleFloop]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
13.	<insert username>	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[DRFC1879]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
13.	DRFC1879	No	No
14.	<insert username>	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[Tango13]

DRFC1879 said:

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
13.	DRFC1879	No	No
14.	Tango13	No	No
15.	<insert username>	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[thetapeworm]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
13.	DRFC1879	No	No
14.	Tango13	No	No
15.	thetapeworm	No	No
16.	<insert username>	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[BertieWooster]

thetapeworm said:

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
13.	DRFC1879	No	No
14.	Tango13	No	No
15.	thetapeworm	No	No
16.	BertieWooster	No	No
17.	<insert username>	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[Captain Raymond Holt]

st, I forgot you’d actually send me emails I had to do something with. fk.

[The Moose]

PH Secret Santa 2021 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	The Rotrex Kid	No	No
3.	Andburg	No	No
4.	geeks	No	No
5.	Bullett	No	No
6.	x5tuu	No	No
7.	bristolbaron	No	No
8.	Mr Roper	No	No
9.	vixen1700	No	No
10.	miniman	No	No
11.	Master Bean	No	No
12.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
13.	DRFC1879	No	No
14.	Tango13	No	No
15.	thetapeworm	No	No
16.	BertieWooster	No	No
17.	The Moose	No	No
18.	<insert username>	No	No
19.	<insert username>	No	No
20.	<insert username>	No	No

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Morning all! I see some of the usual suspects have signed up already!