Christmas Gift Ideas for my wife

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Strange question given your handle

[Magnum 475]

You are seriously asking this question on PH?

Rabbit.

[nealeh1875]

Asked mine last night and this is what I got

GHD straighteners.. spoke to a girl at work and she said Cloud Nine are good too ?
a new tracksuit (yes I know where the council thread is)
nice loungewear ? whatever this means? I presume its because she WFH and doesn't want to wear jeans all day and trackies are a bit too casual so i think she wanted something comfy and nice.

Mine is allergic to everything so i stay away from creams, bath bombs etc.

I think I will get her that stuff to open, maybe some new trainers to go with her chavsuit but on the 22nd we are seeing Jersey Boys in theatre so will probably do food and drinks and have that as our Christmas present.

[46and2]

My wife always asks for strength

"give me strength" she says, while making a strange pleading motion with her hands.

I got her a gym subscription last year but she still says it.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Get this, knickers will fall off.

[Spare tyre]

18inch black mamba toy

[Panamax]

shopper150 said:

I’m looking for inspiration.

I share your pain!

[Regbuser]

A new vacuum cleaner

[anonymous-user]

If she’s not a munter I’ll come and see her for £20

If she is then it’ll be £20.10

[austinsmirk]

A Pearl necklace

[Jasandjules]

What does she want?

[valiant]

Regbuser said:

A new vacuum cleaner

Years back I actually bought my wife a hoover for Christmas. Top of the range Panasonic to boot.


It did not go down well.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

valiant said:

Regbuser said:

A new vacuum cleaner

Years back I actually bought my wife a hoover for Christmas. Top of the range Panasonic to boot.


It did not go down well.

How can a Hoover be a Panasonic?

[pigeyman]

Waitforme said:

If she’s not a munter I’ll come and see her for £20

If she is then it’ll be £20.10

username checks out

[hyphen]

46and2 said:

My wife always asks for strength

"give me strength" she says, while making a strange pleading motion with her hands.

I got her a gym subscription last year but she still says it.

[MrBarry123]