UK - Stag weekend help
UK - Stag weekend help
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EdT

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5,239 posts

313 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Pal's due to get married this summer. The BIG DAY has been re-scheduled twice already due to C19 but hoping this is the year it'll happen.
I had planned a trip to Belgium (a favourite country of his for beers) but who knows if it'll be wise to travel this springtime...

So in case travel to Europe ends up being a no-no, any recommendations for a decent UK boozy, lap dancing/strippers bar etc. town for a top stag weekend? Any inspiration appreciated smile I've not been on one for years.. rusty..

We're mostly based around Thames Valley. But no to Reading, too familiar.

ChemicalChaos

10,712 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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I know it's a bit of a trek, but a friend had his stag do in York and it was fantastic.
- There's a company that does a self-guided pub crawl around the city - you get given a quiz sheet full of questions that can only be answered by working out which of the very many historic pubs they are on about, then visiting said pub to find the answer whilst having a drink. Think of it like the film "National Treasure" but with alcohol involved hehe
- There's also a company on the big sports campus that does Zorb football. This is terrific fun and way, way more tiring than you could possibly imagine! The weight of the zorb, and the constant fending off of other players trying to tip you over, will soon make you ready for another pint....
- There's a great many cocktail bars, and a restaurant that serves nothing but the most gluttonously sickly desserts you've ever seen!
- Of course, there is also all of the famed architecture, if you're feeling cultural - and a Popworld nightclub, if you're not
- When we went, we were a group of 8-10 and we stayed in a very good AirBnb down by the river, just outside the town walls. It was a converted 3 storey townhouse with a multitude of shared bedrooms, and not too bad pricewise.

beambeam1

1,674 posts

72 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Edinburgh.

An abundance of pubs, clubs, restaurants and strip clubs all within walking distance.

For strippers, you have the pubic triangle at the West Port. Western Bar opens midday everyday, Burke & Hare opens midday on a Saturday and then you have Babydolls which is a bit classier but opens in the evening. A bit classier as in more M&S Gold than Yorkshire teabags, it's nice but at the end of the day it is just boobs/tea. They are all across the road from each other, left to right in the below image is Babydolls, Burke & Hare and Western Bar.



You're typically talking £5 entry and £10 a dance. Depending on the size of the party you could haggle for a discount but bear in mind, if you rock up at midday on a Saturday and pay your fiver then you will still be getting in on that fiver 10 hours later when you come back for just one more dance with that girl that told you her real name. Also, B&H and the Western Bar are pretty good prices for drinks and I would advise you to consider then as pubs with booze. The Burke will do a stag show for about £60 where they take your mate up on stage and humiliate him for all in the pub to see. Hilarious if you've not seen it before, not so much if like me you have seen hundreds of them. Burke is decent in that it shows sports on about a dozen TV's too - beware that you don't bunker down there for the whole weekend and forget the rest of Edinburgh.

From the pubic triangle, you are about three minutes downhill to the Grassmarket and a good dozen or so pubs. Another few minutes past that and you can go left up Victoria St or straight on down the Cowgate. Loads of pubs and clubs for you in either direction which is handy as at some point you will get knocked back or moved on for being pissed/too many/idiots but you won't be far before you find a new spot. Since it will be summer then getting a table at The Three Sisters can be good as it has a large outdoor space and is stag group friendly (generally).

If you and your mates aren't an absolute shower of ste and scrub up well then you could give George St a go. Much nicer pubs, restaurants and clubs if you are the sort that like to drink and nudge each other in the ribs about how lovely the girls over there on the dance floor are. But if you are proper fun and like a dance whilst drunk, I'd go for one of the clubs like Liquid Rooms (unless a big name DJ/act is on) as they will do events like Rewind (charty, cheesy stuff) and will deal with large groups.

Get the train up. You can literally walk out of Waverley and start your weekend in good fashion. I can't vouch too much for the strippers now as it has been 5-6 years since I worked there but generally, Edinburgh is a top, top weekend away for a stag group. If you tie it in with a sports event when rugby is on then it can work out even better. If you fly then there is a cracking tram link from the airport right into the city centre for a fiver.

Edited by beambeam1 on Thursday 6th January 03:24

sherman

15,218 posts

244 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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beambeam1 said:
Edinburgh.

An abundance of pubs, clubs, restaurants and strip clubs all within walking distance.

For strippers, you have the pubic triangle at the West Port. Western Bar opens midday everyday, Burke & Hare opens midday on a Saturday and then you have Babydolls which is a bit classier but opens in the evening. A bit classier as in more M&S Gold than Yorkshire teabags, it's nice but at the end of the day it is just boobs/tea. They are all across the road from each other, left to right in the below image is Babydolls, Burke & Hare and Western Bar.



You're typically talking £5 entry and £10 a dance. Depending on the size of the party you could haggle for a discount but bear in mind, if you rock up at midday on a Saturday and pay your fiver then you will still be getting in on that fiver 10 hours later when you come back for just one more dance with that girl that told you her real name. Also, B&H and the Western Bar are pretty good prices for drinks and I would advise you to consider then as pubs with booze. The Burke will do a stag show for about £60 where they take your mate up on stage and humiliate him for all in the pub to see. Hilarious if you've not seen it before, not so much if like me you have seen hundreds of them. Burke is decent in that it shows sports on about a dozen TV's too - beware that you don't bunker down there for the whole weekend and forget the rest of Edinburgh.

From the pubic triangle, you are about three minutes downhill to the Grassmarket and a good dozen or so pubs. Another few minutes past that and you can go left up Victoria St or straight on down the Cowgate. Loads of pubs and clubs for you in either direction which is handy as at some point you will get knocked back or moved on for being pissed/too many/idiots but you won't be far before you find a new spot. Since it will be summer then getting a table at The Three Sisters can be good as it has a large outdoor space and is stag group friendly (generally).

If you and your mates aren't an absolute shower of ste and scrub up well then you could give George St a go. Much nicer pubs, restaurants and clubs if you are the sort that like to drink and nudge each other in the ribs about how lovely the girls over there on the dance floor are. But if you are proper fun and like a dance whilst drunk, I'd go for one of the clubs like Liquid Rooms (unless a big name DJ/act is on) as they will do events like Rewind (charty, cheesy stuff) and will deal with large groups.

Get the train up. You can literally walk out of Waverley and start your weekend in good fashion. I can't vouch too much for the strippers now as it has been 5-6 years since I worked there but generally, Edinburgh is a top, top weekend away for a stag group. If you tie it in with a sports event when rugby is on then it can work out even better. If you fly then there is a cracking tram link from the airport right into the city centre for a fiver.

Edited by beambeam1 on Thursday 6th January 03:24
You missed Lothian road. Its gone alot more upmarket with its hipster ipa and burger bars

Good indoor gokart track out at Newbridge on the outskirts just past the airport as well https://xtremekarting.co.uk/

Also the tram from the airport is about £8 return.




Edited by sherman on Thursday 6th January 03:49

RichTT

3,266 posts

200 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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beambeam1 said:
The Burke will do a stag show for about £60 where they take your mate up on stage and humiliate him for all in the pub to see. Hilarious if you've not seen it before, not so much if like me you have seen hundreds of them.
Also not that much fun as the Stag I can tell you that.

beambeam1

1,674 posts

72 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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sherman said:
You missed Lothian road. Its gone alot more upmarket with its hipster ipa and burger bars

Good indoor gokart track out at Newbridge on the outskirts just past the airport as well https://xtremekarting.co.uk/

Also the tram from the airport is about £8 return.
Haven't been on it for a while! I see on the Trams website that an all day ticket for bus and tram is only a tenner, that's brilliant.

Haven't set foot on Lothian Road in an age, normally turn left then right onto Castle Terrace. I do like the Wetherspoons (RIP Revolution and Century 2000) but I have spotted some type of gaming bar sandwiched between it and the Red Squirrel. Last time out I was in Shakespeares but haven't tried the Brew Dog or the rest - haven't had a night out for ages actually!

RichTT said:
beambeam1 said:
The Burke will do a stag show for about £60 where they take your mate up on stage and humiliate him for all in the pub to see. Hilarious if you've not seen it before, not so much if like me you have seen hundreds of them.
Also not that much fun as the Stag I can tell you that.
It's absolutely horrendous, isn't it?

RichTT

3,266 posts

200 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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beambeam1 said:
It's absolutely horrendous, isn't it?
My BiL organised it and then when it came due for his stagger he organised it whilst I was away offshore and he booked it at a remote golf hotel in Scotland. He knew what was coming if I'd been left organising it....

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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EdT said:
Pal's due to get married this summer. The BIG DAY has been re-scheduled twice already due to C19 but hoping this is the year it'll happen.
I had planned a trip to Belgium (a favourite country of his for beers) but who knows if it'll be wise to travel this springtime...

So in case travel to Europe ends up being a no-no, any recommendations for a decent UK boozy, lap dancing/strippers bar etc. town for a top stag weekend? Any inspiration appreciated smile I've not been on one for years.. rusty..

We're mostly based around Thames Valley. But no to Reading, too familiar.
Blimey do people still do this type of thing these days? Pissed and strippers etc? Big lads on the lash etc?

Seems a bit neathanderal / council.

Let me guess, your going to strip him and tie him up somewhere too? laugh

OP have you considered an activity weekend, maybe a day Karting or a group track day then a meal for the evening?

Or a weekend stay at a haunted house or hotel?

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 6th January 07:42

Squishey

576 posts

157 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Brighton! It's a really good night out - plenty of booby bars, restaurants, pubs and nightclubs. There's paintballing and go-karting nearby to keep you sober during the day. Not too far for you either.

AngryPartsBloke

1,439 posts

180 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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lord trumpton said:
Blimey do people still do this type of thing these days? Pissed and strippers etc? Big lads on the lash etc?

Seems a bit neathanderal / council.

Let me guess, your going to strip him and tie him up somewhere too? laugh

OP have you considered an activity weekend, maybe a day Karting or a group track day then a meal for the evening?

Or a weekend stay at a haunted house or hotel?

Edited by lord trumpton on Thursday 6th January 07:42
Maybe a nice visit to a National trust property too?

I get that many see the strippers on a stag do thing a bit cringe, but i don't think you have to swing to a pretty ordinary weekend.



x5tuu

12,780 posts

216 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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lord trumpton said:
Blimey do people still do this type of thing these days? Pissed and strippers etc? Big lads on the lash etc?

Seems a bit neathanderal / council.

Let me guess, your going to strip him and tie him up somewhere too? laugh

OP have you considered an activity weekend, maybe a day Karting or a group track day then a meal for the evening?

Or a weekend stay at a haunted house or hotel?

Edited by lord trumpton on Thursday 6th January 07:42
Fun police have arrived.

OP - how about Newcastle, great night out and a massive mix of venues to suit all styles and budgets

EdT

Original Poster:

5,239 posts

313 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Squishey said:
Brighton! It's a really good night out - plenty of booby bars, restaurants, pubs and nightclubs. There's paintballing and go-karting nearby to keep you sober during the day. Not too far for you either.
That's a good shout.. will investigate.

No to stripping him & tying him to a lamppost type of activities.. just trying to arrange a weekend that's not going to end in a hospital but different from our semi-regular 'chaps weekends' away

Cotty

42,224 posts

313 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Just a tip but I would stear well clear of Blackpool and Newquay. Both filled with stag and hen parties running around in fancy dress.

Might give you some ideas you had not thought about
https://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag-activiti...

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Cotty said:
Just a tip but I would stear well clear of Blackpool and Newquay. Both filled with stag and hen parties running around in fancy dress.
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My first thought when I read the title was "Anywhere but Blackpool". Horrendous place, utterly deprived crap hole.

Cotty

42,224 posts

313 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Joey Deacon said:
My first thought when I read the title was "Anywhere but Blackpool". Horrendous place, utterly deprived crap hole.
The reason I know this is because I went on a stag to Blackpool.

kiethton

14,639 posts

209 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Was in a stag to Liverpool about a month ago - great town for it and loads of different things to do depending on wishes/budgets - plenty of choice when it comes to bars/rippers too

Given the way things are going I'd steer clear of Scotland/Wales due to their tighter restrictions/passports etc

Greendubber

15,261 posts

232 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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I had mine in Bristol in October, has a great weekend. Loads to do, decent bars and easy to get to.

EdT

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313 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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Greendubber said:
I had mine in Bristol in October, has a great weekend. Loads to do, decent bars and easy to get to.
Where the any good daytime (less boozy) activities?

andymc

7,617 posts

236 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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lord trumpton said:
EdT said:
Pal's due to get married this summer. The BIG DAY has been re-scheduled twice already due to C19 but hoping this is the year it'll happen.
I had planned a trip to Belgium (a favourite country of his for beers) but who knows if it'll be wise to travel this springtime...

So in case travel to Europe ends up being a no-no, any recommendations for a decent UK boozy, lap dancing/strippers bar etc. town for a top stag weekend? Any inspiration appreciated smile I've not been on one for years.. rusty..

We're mostly based around Thames Valley. But no to Reading, too familiar.
Blimey do people still do this type of thing these days? Pissed and strippers etc? Big lads on the lash etc?

Seems a bit neathanderal / council.

Let me guess, your going to strip him and tie him up somewhere too? laugh

OP have you considered an activity weekend, maybe a day Karting or a group track day then a meal for the evening?

Or a weekend stay at a haunted house or hotel?

Edited by lord trumpton on Thursday 6th January 07:42
sounds awful to me

andymc

7,617 posts

236 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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a vote for Newcastle here, on a plus they will allow large groups of lads into the bars