A request for everyone who knows me...

[vx220]

...or more specifically, everyone who knows my lovely wife.

STOP BUYING HER THOSE RIDICULOUS DIFFUSER AIR FRESHENERS WITH THE ####ING STUPID STICKY UP STICKS THAT ARE GUARANTEED TO GET KNOCKED OVER AT SOME POINT!!!

Admittedly, this particular one might not have got knocked over if I hadn't decided that 16:00hrs was beer o'clock this afternoon, but equally it would not have happened if every bugger stopped giving them as presents!

It's not very often MrsVX lets me put my foot down, but anymore we receive will be regifted, straight back to the swine who gave it to us.

Pass it on.

[Oakey]

Careful what you wish for, if she gets rid of these then she might replace them with fking wax melts and scented candles that will leave soot stains all around the top of your walls and ceilings, ask me how I know

[GliderRider]

You can add to that those great long spoons with teaspoon-size heads, that she leaves in a mug or sugar bowl and are going to get hit' either knocking the cup over or flicking sugar across the kitchen. It usually when removing one's reheated tea/coffee from the microwave because one is in a hurry and don't have time to make a fresh cup.

[vx220]

We have run into candle problems before diffuser issues, spilt some wax which cosmetically destroyed a coffee table.

I have no sympathy for reheat man above, whether your spoons are at fault or not! STOP REHEATING THINGS! A microwave is for actual cooking, like microwave mashed potato...