Prime van looks like their parcels
Prime van looks like their parcels
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Sixpackpert

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5,103 posts

238 months

Monday 28th March 2022
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Good to see Amazon vans are starting to look like their parcels!



God knows how it got in that state!

bigandclever

14,231 posts

262 months

Monday 28th March 2022
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A Hermes / Evri delivery van earlier…


General Price

6,122 posts

207 months

Monday 28th March 2022
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bigandclever said:
A Hermes / Evri delivery van earlier…

That must have been the van that attempted delivery at 8pm Friday,there were only 3 of us in the house.frown

New name,same st service.

Funky Squirrel

483 posts

96 months

Monday 28th March 2022
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That is impressive damage, what would cause that? Driving into a height restriction?

DavePanda

6,802 posts

258 months

Monday 28th March 2022
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Funky Squirrel said:
That is impressive damage, what would cause that? Driving into a height restriction?
See this regularly, even saw a "22" plate one last week with a huge dent in the front of the roof. I'd going with them driving under coach houses and the like in modern estates. The sort of ones where no half brained human would dream of trying to take a van under especially as they normally only lead to a car park. I've seen numerous houses like this with render/brick damage where someone hit it

Edited by DavePanda on Tuesday 29th March 22:16

Funky Squirrel

483 posts

96 months

Monday 28th March 2022
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DavePanda said:
See this regularly, even saw a "22" plate one last week with a huge dent in the front of the roof. I'd going with them driving under coach houses and the like in modern estates. The sort of ones where no half brained human would dream of trying to take a van under especially as they normally only lead to a car park. I've need numerous houses like this with render/brick damage where someone hit it
Well I guess it is only a struggle to clear it the first time...

glenrobbo

39,580 posts

174 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Sixpackpert said:
Good to see Amazon vans are starting to look like their parcels!



God knows how it got in that state!
Perhaps by delivering a low bridge?

anonymous-user

78 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Sixpackpert said:
Good to see Amazon vans are starting to look like their parcels!



God knows how it got in that state!
They hire anyone with a driving licence (even if its from Narnia) that is breathing, which is why.

Mr Tidy

29,814 posts

151 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Sixpackpert said:
Good to see Amazon vans are starting to look like their parcels!
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wolfracesonic

8,952 posts

151 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Jeff won’t be happy, I know he’s not short of money but there’s a lot of expense to put that right.

wolfracesonic

8,952 posts

151 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Jeff won’t be happy, I know he’s not short of money but there’s a lot of expense to put that right.

anonymous-user

78 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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F'ck me, that's not good PR!

Dan-k

580 posts

190 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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I spoke to a Amazon driver yesterday because he had turned left out of a road and parked up and then walked back down the road past the turning quite far to deliver a package.

I thought it was odd thing to do. He said they’ve been told to minimise reversing as there has been too many accidents reported because of reversing and hitting cars, and the system monitors everything he does.

Also they have a score system they start with 950 and there is a system on board that monitors their driving. If it goes below 333 they’re supposed to have a trainer go out with them to help them get their score back up.

They also route the vans to go around and around at delivering parcels to the same road at different times of the day in same areas to give the public they do multiple runs all day when it’s actually the same driver.

He pointed out he’s got a parcel to deliver to the house next to where he parked but he won’t do it because it was 4 bags ahead and it would take him longer to find the parcel than to just do the run as planned.

Antony Moxey

10,359 posts

243 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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There's a distribution centre near where I work, and at around 10am each morning an impressive fleet of 20-30 vans exit nose to tail, looking like a Presidential cavalcade. However, without exception every single van - the oldest is usually something like a 20-plate - has a scrape or dent or piece of trim broken off. Do they banger race them round the car park when they've finished their deliveries?

Bright Halo

3,847 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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No they banger race round the nearest housing estate

otolith

65,801 posts

228 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Dan-k said:
They also route the vans to go around and around at delivering parcels to the same road at different times of the day in same areas to give the public they do multiple runs all day when it’s actually the same driver.

He pointed out he’s got a parcel to deliver to the house next to where he parked but he won’t do it because it was 4 bags ahead and it would take him longer to find the parcel than to just do the run as planned.
I had some items arriving the other week, one of which had a security code to give the driver. So he turned up at the door and I said “I think you need this code” - “hang on” - he checked his device and then got the other parcel from the van, so clearly they were originally going to do two drops.

Electronicpants

3,039 posts

212 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Sixpackpert said:
God knows how it got in that state!
Ace Ventura got a new job?



LeeM135i

711 posts

78 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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One of the local office building car parks is currently used by Amazon to park / load their vans. It has a bright yellow 2m height restriction bar to stop the caravans from getting in and has to be unlocked and moved for the high roofed vans. After 3 months around half the vans have a big yellow dent in the roof where they have forgotten to move the barrier and crashed into it.

Still better than Hermes who couldn't deliver my package at 3pm on Saturday as I wasn't in, correct I wasn't in I was on the drive washing the car in front of the house and didn't see a Hermes van....... Lol

Jenny Tailor

1,727 posts

61 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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bigandclever said:
A Hermes / Evri delivery van earlier…

That deserves more recognition than it got biggrin

ARHarh

4,892 posts

131 months

Tuesday 29th March 2022
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Funky Squirrel said:
That is impressive damage, what would cause that? Driving into a height restriction?
Getting it delivered by Amazon smile