Half decent April Fools

[Paft Dunk]

Email from Sportsbikeshop made me smile this morning.

“ Introducing Akrapovolt - Performance Exhausts For Electric Motorcycles.”


https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/...

[TCX]

[Limpet]

Santa Pod posted on their Facebook page this morning a decent photoshop of a polytunnel running the length of the strip, with the caption:

"The BRAND NEW Santa Pod Tunnel will allow you to see all the action no matter what the weather! ??"

[anonymous-user]

Paft Dunk said:

Email from Sportsbikeshop made me smile this morning.

“ Introducing Akrapovolt - Performance Exhausts For Electric Motorcycles.”


https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/...

Feasible though. When I was at SEMA a few years back there was someone selling those for Teslas.

[eliot]

Genuine 747 bottled air - they walked around the cabin "filling" the bottle with air.
https://planereclaimers.aero/product/genuine-boein...

eta; Just bought a lavatory occupied sign to go above the downstairs loo - wife wont be impressed.

Edited by eliot on Friday 1st April 10:11

[eliot]

MrBig said:

Paft Dunk said:

Email from Sportsbikeshop made me smile this morning.

“ Introducing Akrapovolt - Performance Exhausts For Electric Motorcycles.”


https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/...

Feasible though. When I was at SEMA a few years back there was someone selling those for Teslas.

Rich Rebuilds fitted the fake exhaust sound generator used on the BMW I8 for his Tesla

[cjs racing.]

[CharlieCrocodile]

Behringer with their Roll & Dock mat

https://youtu.be/MBxKUOGgn6Y

[Wacky Racer]

Say "Hello" to Alexa

[Kenny68]

[zedx19]

Saw a good one on Linkedin within my industry, "Mulching Gutter Outlets, never suffer from blocked leaves again, powered by 12v supply with patented heat sensor to protect any birds that get too close". Couple of people replied asking for more information, then their replies seemed to disappear when I refreshed an hour later.

[vikingaero]

We have Canon photocopiers at work and last year for April Fools, I taped Canon VoiceOver signs onto the photocopiers saying they were voice activated - "Print 4 copies". I had a fun day!

Edited by vikingaero on Friday 1st April 17:10

[Leithen]

Rory Stewart announces that he has accepted the role of Director of Comms at No. 10

https://twitter.com/rorystewartuk/status/150979423...

The number of people he triggered in the replies…

[Onelastattempt]

Email fron Superdrug, Tomato Ketchup toothpaste, if they ever do invent it I would buy some.

[HRL]

Kenny68 said:

Shame, I quite like that.

[S11Steve]

Lock Picking Lawyer on Youtube has excelled himself him once again.

[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
https://youtu.be/EhuNRWskgNQ


Previous years uploads include;

[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson https://youtu.be/m-tKnjFwleU

[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door https://youtu.be/Joed0P3hhbc

[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver https://youtu.be/TRozAbaKs9M

[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq https://youtu.be/k9VewWKfH_0

[PositronicRay]

HRL said:

Kenny68 said:

Shame, I quite like that.

Me too.

[DodgyGeezer]

The Flight Centre - email this morning...

Our 40th birthday is just weeks away, and we’re looking to go BIG. We’re searching for 40 eager customers to strip off and take off, as we attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most passengers on a commercial round-the-world flight – all wearing nothing but their birthday suits!

That’s right. We need 40 naked volunteers to fly across the globe, stopping off in Cape Town, Brisbane, Wellington, and Vancouver, on this truly unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime trip. Prepared to take-off? Help us get (bare) bums on seats and declare your interest by clicking on the button below:

[techguyone]

Corsairs new keyboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNFsirIal44&ab...

[Deranged Rover]

The Chord Company has introduced wireless hi-fi cables...

https://www.the-ear.net/news/worlds-first-wireless...