Dog poos in trees
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fuzzyyo

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371 posts

190 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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What’s with dog poo being hung in trees? As a dog owner it drives me nuts. You’ve gone to the trouble of bagging it up then why hang it off a branch? It would be better to just leave the poo on the floor. Anyone brave enough to admit they do it and explain why?

2 GKC

2,307 posts

134 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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They do it because they’re selfish ignorant lazy s. Just like those who leave their dogs’ guts all over parks, pavements and beaches

mickyh7

2,347 posts

115 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Any Dog owner caught doing this, should have the contents of said bag wiped across their face.
Look at me I've got a Poo Bag, I'm a responsible, grown up, Dog Owner.
Just Lazy bds. And it's rife anywhere you go!

OzzyR1

6,360 posts

261 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Dog owner here and I have often thought the same. Why go to the trouble of buying bags & picking it up only to hang it off a tree?

Really does defy all logic.

Once a week, I take a carrier bag with me and collect between 20 or 30 of these that others have left behind and put them in the next bin.

Would love to catch someone in the act so I could ask them why they do it.


PositronicRay

28,960 posts

212 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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I thought poo trees had died off years ago. Maybe an offering to the purple emperor, a bit early though.

billbring

304 posts

212 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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There was a discussion about this on my local Facebook group, apparently it's the done thing if you're planning to walk back the way you came and pick it up later.

Personally I think it's the height of bad manners. I don't really care if you're leaving it there for 2 minutes, 2 hours of 2 weeks. You're ruining the countryside if even a single other person has to look at it.

Incidentally, for the first time ever, I actually saw someone doing it last weekend, I was about 50 yards behind them and they knew I was there before they started to hang so obviously couldn't give a toss. Looked like a fairly normal family with non-chav looking kids and dog. I thought about telling the chap what I thought of his behaviour but had a stinking cold/covid at the time and couldn't be bothered with any interaction.

saaby93

32,038 posts

207 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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OzzyR1 said:
Dog owner here and I have often thought the same. Why go to the trouble of buying bags & picking it up only to hang it off a tree?

Really does defy all logic.

Once a week, I take a carrier bag with me and collect between 20 or 30 of these that others have left behind and put them in the next bin.

Would love to catch someone in the act so I could ask them why they do it.
Isnt it the same reason that road side verges are covered in litter

Someone else can collect it

Monkeylegend

29,185 posts

260 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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I never let my dogs poo in trees.

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Someone will end up with the stty end of the stick

Laplace

1,091 posts

211 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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My old man used to bring them all the way home to our own bin, especially in winter. He would divvy the poo up into two seperate bags, one for each pocket to keep his hands warm hehe

rigga

8,805 posts

230 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Slight off tangent, but another thing seems to be collect poo in a bag, then leave it on someone's wall.

Now I walk my dog in a loop, so don't come back the same way, and I suspect walking on roads, most are the same, so no reason to leave and then pick up later, in fact its always still there later on in the day.

Pretty sure I'd be pissed off exiting or entering my house, passing a bag full of st on the way.

You do get the odd moaner on Facebook groups, when they find someone has used their bin for a bag, think that's better than hanging them in trees, or left on walls.

Zarco

20,969 posts

238 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Every single bus stop bin round my way seems to be constantly over flowing with bags of dog st. It's disgusting.

mickyh7

2,347 posts

115 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Zarco said:
Every single bus stop bin round my way seems to be constantly over flowing with bags of dog st. It's disgusting.
Your missing the point.
This is great news, people are actually binning the Dog st.
Your problem is the bins not being emptied.

glenrobbo

40,478 posts

179 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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The bags of dog poo hanging from the trees should be removed and binned, and substituted with the perpetrators.

Hang the twunts for their inexcusable behaviour. furious

captain.scarlet

1,891 posts

63 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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Not sure how feasible this idea is, but as DNA can be established from faecal matter, I always thought that dogs' DNAs should be registered alongside ownership of the dog itself, so that dog owners are linked and can be traced back to the faeces and before being dealt with accordingly.

It's an a disgrace that some cowards think that they're somehow still doing their bit by hanging dog mess in a tree for someone else to pick up whilst completely ignoring the obvious health and safety risks and lack of respect to others, especially council and other staff who should not have to deal with such things.


Zarco

20,969 posts

238 months

Sunday 3rd April 2022
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mickyh7 said:
Zarco said:
Every single bus stop bin round my way seems to be constantly over flowing with bags of dog st. It's disgusting.
Your missing the point.
This is great news, people are actually binning the Dog st.
Your problem is the bins not being emptied.
No I'm not. There's plenty of dog st bins they could use or even their own bin at home. I don't want to look at piles of bagged up dog st every time I go for a walk around the block. Why dog owners think this is ok is beyond me.

I feel sorry for the poor sods that do have to empty it.

QJumper

3,238 posts

55 months

Monday 4th April 2022
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I've never understood this. If I need a st then I have one before going out, not mid walk.

Why can't dog owners just train their dogs to st at home, and then they can just walk them for exercise?

Before anyone says anything, I mean in the garden obviously, not the middle of the living room. Oh, and I mean the dog, not me.

bmwmike

8,686 posts

137 months

Monday 4th April 2022
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mickyh7 said:
Zarco said:
Every single bus stop bin round my way seems to be constantly over flowing with bags of dog st. It's disgusting.
Your missing the point.
This is great news, people are actually binning the Dog st.
Your problem is the bins not being emptied.
If the bins are full, dont put more in but take it home instead, is surely the correct answer rather than whining about the council this and that. Always someone elses fault isnt it.


rodericb

8,861 posts

155 months

Monday 4th April 2022
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QJumper said:
I've never understood this. If I need a st then I have one before going out, not mid walk.

Why can't dog owners just train their dogs to st at home, and then they can just walk them for exercise?

Before anyone says anything, I mean in the garden obviously, not the middle of the living room. Oh, and I mean the dog, not me.
It probably doesn't matter where in the owners dwelling the dog defecates so long as it's there and not on the commons. Surely science can come up with some sort of gene therapy injection to make dogs poo on command or be triggered by some sort of chemical delivered via the dogs olfactory system? Or maybe another approach is by some sort of bag type of thing slung off the back to more easily and socially responsibly turn those leavings into takings?

bazza white

3,759 posts

157 months

Monday 4th April 2022
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Also drive's me mad,I'd rather they not picked it up.

I think the in the summer people throw poo bags in bushes when no-one is looking but come autumn when the leaves drop all is revealed.