Snake bite
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LosingGrip

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8,844 posts

188 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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My mum had a brilliant idea to move a snake from the middle of the road so it doesn’t get run over. This is the person who screams when she sees a spider.

The snake was quite happy in the middle of the road (perhaps wanting to get run over?) and decided to take a bite out of my mums hand. Turns out it was an Adder. Whoops!

Trip down to hospital, anti venom given, discharged. Back in two days later as the infection has continued up her arm (arm looked like it was badly fake tanned due to the bruise!).

As she didn’t die or lose her arm I feel it’s now OK to take the piss as much as possible.

So, any snake based Christmas and birthday present ideas are wanted! Of course she’ll be getting Snakebite at some point!

twing

5,788 posts

160 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Calculator

easytiger123

2,708 posts

238 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Surely the correct treatment for this is equal parts lager and cider?

HappyMidget

6,794 posts

144 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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An old Nokia

HappyMidget

6,794 posts

144 months

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

32,002 posts

264 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Well, it is a car site biggrin




Mallard126

3,538 posts

186 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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A bottle of blackcurrant?

Scrump

23,933 posts

187 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Oven glove


Scarf


The classic draught excluder

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Surely you need to play Capt Beaky on repeat

I saw an Adder the other week, was moving across a path that i was walking along. It was a speedy little thing, it got into cover before i could get my phone out to take a pic of it - from distance as i didn't want to provoke it.

Some Gump

13,018 posts

215 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Escape from LA?
Framed picture of this guy?
Comedy "snake in a can" prank? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Loftus-King-Deluxe-Mixed-...
Snakebite swimsuit? (maybe not for mum!) https://www.google.com/shopping/product/6833049580...

..And that's my tea break of googleing done! Back to the desk =)

juice

9,863 posts

311 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Fake snake + Nylon biggrin


Faust66

2,407 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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easytiger123 said:
Surely the correct treatment for this is equal parts lager and cider?
Add a double Pernod, a splash of blackcurrant and you've got a Red Witch.

Goth drink extraordinaire (had some very 'interesting' times post club nights thanks to the Red Witch).

Skeptisk

8,897 posts

138 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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I actually bought my mother a snake as a present. A royal Python. It was a bit cheeky as I already had one snake (an African rock Python) and wanted a second and thought (rightly) it would be less of a problem if I bought it for my mum. To be fair when I left home I sold my Rock Python but left her with the Royal Python. She later the left the U.K. and donated it to Whipsnade zoo.

These days I am not so sure it is right to keep snakes as pets but the Royal Python was a great pet. They were very easy to look after and as they only grow to about four feet are not dangerous.


Spare tyre

12,545 posts

159 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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HappyMidget said:
I’m more of a mushroom man

MattCharlton91

326 posts

169 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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I was watching Snakes in the city last night and was wondering if anybody on here had been bitten by any venomous snakes!

NMNeil

5,860 posts

79 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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MattCharlton91 said:
I was watching Snakes in the city last night and was wondering if anybody on here had been bitten by any venomous snakes!
Spiders, bee and scorpion stings/bites, on a regular basis, but never been bitten by a snake. I often hear the warning rattle from a diamondback, but I always heed the warning and go another way. So far so good, but now you mention it maybe time for a Walmart visit biggrin
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Coghlan-s-Snake-Bite-Ki...


Radec

5,939 posts

76 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Snakes on a plane Blu-ray


HappyMidget

6,794 posts

144 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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NMNeil said:
Spiders, bee and scorpion stings/bites, on a regular basis, but never been bitten by a snake. I often hear the warning rattle from a diamondback, but I always heed the warning and go another way. So far so good, but now you mention it maybe time for a Walmart visit biggrin
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Coghlan-s-Snake-Bite-Ki...
Those suction cups look ideal for pulling dents on a car rather than a generic plunger....

Spare tyre

12,545 posts

159 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Daily, daily, daily, daily thing
Like Tom & Jerry thing
Yeah
Drink
Drink
Drink
And you go ping
Drink
That stuff enough
Right up
That stuff enough
Right up
That stuff enough
Right up right up
Right up right up
That stuff enough
Snake

loafer123

16,671 posts

244 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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easytiger123 said:
Surely the correct treatment for this is equal parts lager and cider?
When I was 16 and pretending to be 18, my pub of choice wouldn’t sell a snakebite, so I had to buy pints of 1664 and Strongbow and mix it myself.

Happy, slightly drunken, days.