There's nothing better than...

[Johnspex]

It can't just be me but every so often I say " there's nothing better than..."
What is it that there is nothing better than?
A desperate piss?
A desperate dump?
A good ...k?
Taking off a tight pair of shoes?
Sitting in your favourite chair with your tie undone watching the TV?

[Superflow]

A new Conservative Prime Minister who’s not Rishi Sunak?

[fbc]

Johnspex said:

A desperate dump?

Even better when it has to be done in a public loo and the seat is utterly antarctic-level stone cold, meaning nobody's used it for quite a while.

And of course the opposite of a warm public loo seat being truly horrifying...

[anonymous-user]

Playing new guitar strings.

[bristolracer]

A release of trapped wind

[dundarach]

Good nights sleep
Happy kids
Quiet pint
Good cheese
Columbo on the telly

[vixen1700]

Afternoon cold showers about six weeks ago when it was baking hot. Lovely!

[Spare tyre]

Seeing wife and children being carefree

[Mike 820]

...being sat on an aeroplane and watching the doors close just before a long flight and realising no one is going to be sitting next to you for the duration of the flight.

[Jimmy No Hands]

Waking up early while the world still sleeps and having a decent cup of coffee

[blingybongy]

Jimmy No Hands said:

Waking up early while the world still sleeps and having a decent cup of tea

FTFY

[Heathwood]

A hot bubbly bath on a cold winters night.

[The Dictator]

Turning off my laptop on a Friday afternoon, with the whole weekend stretching ahead of me. Bonus points for a BH Monday :-)

[anonymous-user]

The Dictator said:

Turning off my laptop on a Friday afternoon, with the whole weekend stretching ahead of me. Bonus points for a BH Monday :-)

Double bonus for a week’s leave after the weekend. Bliss.

[tribalsurfer]

Hearing my kids say they love me.
A beer at the airport.
Paddling out and catching a perfect wave,

[Skyrocket21]

Waking up from a vivid nightmare.

Waking up from a major operation

Your first sip of your first cold beer of the night.

Opioid / morphine if you're in major pain.

First day of the summer holidays when a child, 6 weeks seemed like 6 years. Christmas eve / first big bicycle / leaving school for the small moment you're actually free from the responsibility and shackles of adulthood.

Feeling like you're in love when younger and then being crushed by your first girlfriend / boyfriend which becomes the worst feeling for a while.

[wazztie16]

Mike 820 said:

...being sat on an aeroplane and watching the doors close just before a long flight and realising no one is going to be sitting next to you for the duration of the flight.

I'm hopeful for my trip to America next month!

[NumBMW]

Ice-cold sugar cane Coke from an old glass bottle.

[rugbyleague]

wild swimming in the middle of Coniston lake, when the mist is still formed.

[HTP99]

Up early, walking the dogs and it is like this, headphones on and no one else in sight:



Actually frosty is a bit better!