Things you wish you didn’t know
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So I’ve just found that due to an age vs modern technology incompatibility one of my friends is inadvertently over sharing their secret sexy time proclivities.
What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that. The sort of stuff only Channel 5 make documentaries about
Not judging them for it, just an image I really didn’t need.
Anyone else similarly scarred?
What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that. The sort of stuff only Channel 5 make documentaries about
Not judging them for it, just an image I really didn’t need.
Anyone else similarly scarred?
RB Will said:
So I’ve just found that due to an age vs modern technology incompatibility one of my friends is inadvertently over sharing their secret sexy time proclivities.
What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that. The sort of stuff only Channel 5 make documentaries about
Not judging them for it, just an image I really didn’t need.
Anyone else similarly scarred?
Show us and we can comment.. What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that. The sort of stuff only Channel 5 make documentaries about
Not judging them for it, just an image I really didn’t need.
Anyone else similarly scarred?
I got home to my parents after a day out with my mum while my dad was at home, and turned the TV on while they were in the kitchen, to be confronted by babestation.
I'm glad my mum didn't see it, but I was a little bit proud my then 80 Yr old dad was still up for it at least in his head
I'm glad my mum didn't see it, but I was a little bit proud my then 80 Yr old dad was still up for it at least in his head
RB Will said:
gotoPzero said:
RB Will said:
I couldn’t do that to them
Course you can. Just set the scene, you know we talking 50 shades type stuff or full blown farm animals. (pun intended)(Enough about my sex life, I know, ha ha)
Received an email from someone with an engineering based email address. I thought that the name part of the email address would be an interest - along the lines of somethingsomethingsomethingengineering@gmail.com
So, I googled it to be met with lots of profile links to sissy and crossdressing sites etc. Each to their own, but still a little surprise to find a 6'7" bodybuilder type to be into.
So, I googled it to be met with lots of profile links to sissy and crossdressing sites etc. Each to their own, but still a little surprise to find a 6'7" bodybuilder type to be into.
About 15 years ago my cousins husband was having trouble with his phone which meant a bit of messing about with Nokia handsets
Long story short my aunty gets gifted a phone after some mix up.
She asks me to help set it up
In the gallery were pictures of an adult nature I never wanted to see.
This was in the days before accounts were on phones so you had to manually wipe etc
Thankfully I saw it instead of my aunty I guess
Long story short my aunty gets gifted a phone after some mix up.
She asks me to help set it up
In the gallery were pictures of an adult nature I never wanted to see.
This was in the days before accounts were on phones so you had to manually wipe etc
Thankfully I saw it instead of my aunty I guess
For some reason a conversation with the mechanics I use about brake sensors turned into a confession from them about both being swingers. One was heavily into electrocution, the other grannies.
Not bothered at all apart from the fact that they swing together so when they're both nattering away I'm seeing arcs of electricity and hearing elderly grunts.
I did not solicit this information. I guess they were horny at the time.
Not bothered at all apart from the fact that they swing together so when they're both nattering away I'm seeing arcs of electricity and hearing elderly grunts.
I did not solicit this information. I guess they were horny at the time.
2 for me.
1) sent off a phone to a refurb/recycling company years ago and whilst I removed the pin/password I totally forgot to reset it. Schoolboy error, it was full of filth of all varieties, messages from hookups (with images and videos), lots of stuff you really didnt want anyone else to see. The company I sent it to contacted me to tell me what I had left on it and they would be wiping it for me - id rather they just didnt tell me at all tbh as I was mortified.
2) my nephew was being groomed via a popular social media site when he was 13/14. My sister asked if I would go through all the messages, pictures, detail on his phone/laptop/etc. as she desperately didnt want to see the detail and work with the relevant child sexual exploitation and digital departments at Northumbria Police. I duly did but it was awful, so graphic and leading, could have happily done without all that.
1) sent off a phone to a refurb/recycling company years ago and whilst I removed the pin/password I totally forgot to reset it. Schoolboy error, it was full of filth of all varieties, messages from hookups (with images and videos), lots of stuff you really didnt want anyone else to see. The company I sent it to contacted me to tell me what I had left on it and they would be wiping it for me - id rather they just didnt tell me at all tbh as I was mortified.
2) my nephew was being groomed via a popular social media site when he was 13/14. My sister asked if I would go through all the messages, pictures, detail on his phone/laptop/etc. as she desperately didnt want to see the detail and work with the relevant child sexual exploitation and digital departments at Northumbria Police. I duly did but it was awful, so graphic and leading, could have happily done without all that.
I rented a lock up to a very old friend.
Then he went quiet. Rent not paid.
I went round and went in. Loads of Porsche stuff in there including a customers who was chasing him over broken promises.
And a massive stash of TV magazines at the back and used stockings.
Seems like he’d been at the back of the unit, dressed up, knocking one out.
I hate the bloke. He owes me money. I have told this tail with lots more detail to literary every shared friend we have over the years.
Just to deliver the final pun. He’s also in the drag racing scene. Oh the irony.
Then he went quiet. Rent not paid.
I went round and went in. Loads of Porsche stuff in there including a customers who was chasing him over broken promises.
And a massive stash of TV magazines at the back and used stockings.
Seems like he’d been at the back of the unit, dressed up, knocking one out.
I hate the bloke. He owes me money. I have told this tail with lots more detail to literary every shared friend we have over the years.
Just to deliver the final pun. He’s also in the drag racing scene. Oh the irony.
Many years ago, an ex and I were going to pick up another couple to go out for dinner. They knew I worked in IT, so as the wife wasn't quite ready the husband asked if I could have a look at the PC, as it was turning on, but the screen wasn't displaying anything... Quick reseat of the graphics card and the slow old PC started to boot. The wife appeared into the room where we were all waiting for the PC, so we all turned to speak to her, and suddenly she screamed.
The husband had a photo of her, tits out, PVC corset, riding a massive dildo as the wallpaper on the PC, and now it was fixed, it was displayed in full 1024x768 glory.
That made for a really really awkward meal out, they probably said 4 words all night...
The husband had a photo of her, tits out, PVC corset, riding a massive dildo as the wallpaper on the PC, and now it was fixed, it was displayed in full 1024x768 glory.
That made for a really really awkward meal out, they probably said 4 words all night...
Motorman74 said:
Many years ago, an ex and I were going to pick up another couple to go out for dinner. They knew I worked in IT, so as the wife wasn't quite ready the husband asked if I could have a look at the PC, as it was turning on, but the screen wasn't displaying anything... Quick reseat of the graphics card and the slow old PC started to boot. The wife appeared into the room where we were all waiting for the PC, so we all turned to speak to her, and suddenly she screamed.
The husband had a photo of her, tits out, PVC corset, riding a massive dildo as the wallpaper on the PC, and now it was fixed, it was displayed in full 1024x768 glory.
That made for a really really awkward meal out, they probably said 4 words all night...
The husband had a photo of her, tits out, PVC corset, riding a massive dildo as the wallpaper on the PC, and now it was fixed, it was displayed in full 1024x768 glory.
That made for a really really awkward meal out, they probably said 4 words all night...
When we were teenagers and starting the rounds of first parties at friends houses while parents were on holiday. Party at one particular friends and he said to a couple of the guys "my dad has loads of porn videos under the bed, go pick one and we can watch" and he then went off to sort out the beer. Comes back in to find us all watching a video of a woman being double penetrated and then the camera pans up and its his mum and neither of the men were his dad. Party was shut down quite quickly after that!
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