Living life on the edge: taking chances

[stuartmmcfc]

I’m currently sat by the pool at centre parks trying to balance leaching at the occasional babe with being caught by my wife or being accused of being a peado
I feel so alive.
What chances do you take to make your heart beat fastër?

[anonymous-user]

stuartmmcfc said:

I’m currently sat by the pool at centre parks trying to balance leaching at the occasional babe with being caught by my wife or being accused of being a peado
I feel so alive.
What chances do you take to make your heart beat fastër?

I like to tell the wife she is wrong now and then

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

stuartmmcfc said:

I’m currently sat by the pool at centre parks trying to balance leaching at the occasional babe with being caught

If you are dissolving these babes no wonder you are in bother!

sorry, couldn't resist

[glenrobbo]

https://www.google.com/search?q=leaching&oq=le...

And just one more thing...

Why would you make dough from peas?

[glenrobbo]

At the local pool, I sometimes like to have a crafty wee in the deep end.

One time a pool attendant spotted me doing this, and she shouted at me so loud, I almost fell in!

[stuartmmcfc]

When you’re living life on the edge there is not always time to check autocorrect! Anyway, back to the letching

[glenrobbo]

stuartmmcfc said:

When you’re living life on the edge there is not always time to check autocorrect! Anyway, back to the letching

That's more like it!

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

stuartmmcfc said:

When you’re living life on the edge there is not always time to check autocorrect! Anyway, back to the letching

Crack on! (no pun intended )

[Saleen836]

stuartmmcfc said:

I’m currently sat by the pool at centre parks trying to balance leaching at the occasional babe with being caught by my wife or being accused of being a peado
I feel so alive.
What chances do you take to make your heart beat fastër?

Longleat? stay in by the pool the weather is total pants

[Scabutz]

stuartmmcfc said:

I’m currently sat by the pool at centre parks trying to balance leaching at the occasional babe with being caught by my wife or being accused of being a peado
I feel so alive.
What chances do you take to make your heart beat fastër?

Its easier on the beach with sunglasses to hide where you are looking.

That is until Lee Evans mentioned it in his stand up and gave our secretes away

[GR86]

I'm the guy (blue shorts) sat on the opposite side of the pool looking at your wife. Come and say hi?

[stuartmmcfc]

Back in the cabin, on my own, after my son read my comments over my shoulder and grassed me up

I feel so alive!

Edited by stuartmmcfc on Wednesday 28th December 12:36

[Pelicula]

glenrobbo said:

At the local pool, I sometimes like to have a crafty wee in the deep end.

One time a pool attendant spotted me doing this, and she shouted at me so loud, I almost fell in!

I like that.

[Steamer]

Pelicula said:

glenrobbo said:

At the local pool, I sometimes like to have a crafty wee in the deep end.

One time a pool attendant spotted me doing this, and she shouted at me so loud, I almost fell in!

I like that.

[Slowboathome]

stuartmmcfc said:

I’m currently sat by the pool at centre parks trying to balance leaching at the occasional babe with being caught by my wife or being accused of being a peado
I feel so alive.
What chances do you take to make your heart beat fastër?

Very occasionally I have a caffeinated coffee.

[230TE]

I changed a head gasket on a Land Rover without having the head skimmed. I am now in the middle of changing the head gasket again. One life, live it.

[ChemicalChaos]

....and there was me thinking that this was going to be a semi-serious thread...


♫♪♪ Come with meeeeeeeee, and you'll beeeeeee, in a wooooooorld of safety violations....... ♫♪♪




NB. Since the ambulances have been on strike, I have invested in a fall-arrest harness to wear when dicking about with forklifts and ladders

[anonymous-user]

I occasionally like to agree with the wife when she says she is getting fat.
I usually like to have a head start when i do that

[glenrobbo]

ChemicalChaos said:

....and there was me thinking that this was going to be a semi-serious thread...


??? Come with meeeeeeeee, and you'll beeeeeee, in a wooooooorld of safety violations....... ???




NB. Since the ambulances have been on strike, I have invested in a fall-arrest harness to wear when dicking about with forklifts and ladders

Those trousers certainly look dangerous, CC!!!
You're a very brave lad!

And I like the sawcut on the top rung.
Needs to be a bit deeper for added peril though...

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 28th December 14:28

[illmonkey]

glenrobbo said:

Those trousers certainly look dangerous, CC!!!
You're a very brave lad!

http://lookatmyfkingredtrousers.blogspot.com/