Classic from the Husband (to mirror 'Classic from the Mrs').

[Allegro_Snapon]

8p.m. Wife went early to bed not feeling well.

Heard her missives. Decided to help out.

Gave her a cup of hot water and a hot water bottle full of Earl Grey Tea. With milk in it!

Ooops!

Still trying to decide if it is a night to sleep in the guest wing downstairs or go upstairs to kindly enquire on illness progress.

[glenrobbo]

Earl Grey with milk in it?

Unforgiveable!

[V 02]

this won’t go well..

[caziques]

Many years Mrs Caziques asked me to get some good quality crackers for the Christmas lunch table - so I bought a packet of Jacobs Cream.

[glenrobbo]

caziques said:

Many years Mrs Caziques asked me to get some good quality crackers for the Christmas lunch table - so I bought a packet of Jacobs Cream.

Do you still have your Jacobs intact?

[witteringon]

glenrobbo said:

caziques said:

Many years Mrs Caziques asked me to get some good quality crackers for the Christmas lunch table - so I bought a packet of Jacobs Cream.

Do you still have your Jacobs intact?

Its a cracker!