The five life essentials (for a bloke)
The five life essentials (for a bloke)
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baconsarney

Original Poster:

12,293 posts

184 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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For me… fast cars, women, food, wine, and Italian opera…

Top five only… smile

Punctilio

827 posts

46 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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A sensible car, clean underwear, lager, music and battenburg cake.

timbo999

1,507 posts

278 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Driving, cycling, Ballroom and Latin, Mrs T, curry (or cheese... no curry!... but cheese...)

sc0tt

18,243 posts

224 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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timbo999 said:
Driving, cycling, Ballroom and Latin, Mrs T, curry (or cheese... no curry!... but cheese...)
PH at its finest, 3 posts in and someone can’t count to 5 hehe

PositronicRay

28,630 posts

206 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Air, food, drink, warmth, health.

HustleRussell

26,132 posts

183 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Directorship, Six figs, V12, finest tailors and cobblers on speed-dial, and a massive watch which is worth more than the national average full time salary.

Edited by HustleRussell on Tuesday 21st February 18:30

Sporky

10,532 posts

87 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Waterproof coat
Comfy shoes
Stripey jumper
Lego
Cuddly penguin

Pepperpots

371 posts

188 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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1. health
2. family
3. something fast from Lotus (preferably with pop up headlights)
4. an interesting job that pays
5. tiramisu.


24lemons

2,936 posts

208 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Fish
Fish
Fish
Rice cakes
Fish

S100HP

13,578 posts

190 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Dogs

Music

Activity (cycling, running, hiking) - this one might be cheating a bit

Women

Pepsi Max

Heathwood

2,939 posts

225 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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A comfortable home
Good steak
Red wine
Sports mix
Pornhub

grumbledoak

32,385 posts

256 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Health
Red meat
Sleep
Sunshine
A toy car

sunnygym

1,054 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Food
Drink
Blowjobs
Sleep
Holidays

av185

20,464 posts

150 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Rapid expensive car

Quality sirloin steak or loin of lamb

Quality red wine

Gorgeous girlfriend 60% my age

Quality cigar



Probably In that order

PastelNata

4,419 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Bonus two: sex and beer!

sociopath

3,433 posts

89 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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My wife
My dog
Music
Books (that's one right)
Steak

Tango13

9,856 posts

199 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Tits and wheels, everything else is a bonus

OFORBES

535 posts

123 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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In no particular order...

Health
Wealth
Happiness
Family
Cars/Watches

But love will conquer all.

JuniorD

9,013 posts

246 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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HustleRussell said:
Directorship, Six figs, V12, finest tailors and cobblers on speed-dial, and a massive watch which is worth more than the national average full time salary.
A powerful physique or a Maglite may be suitable alternatives to an extravagant timepiece

king arthur

7,696 posts

284 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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One of my favourite George Best quotes - "I spent a lot of my money on women, beer and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

I know, that's only three...well he did have the money also. And a career.