Celebrities you've dreamt about

[toasty]

I dream most nights and usually remember them in good detail. Occasionally I meet celebrities in my dreams.

I met Robert Smith from The Cure in an empty swimming pool. He was very stand offish and didn't want to chat.

Prince Charles (as he was then) saw me walking in a park and invited to join his family for a picnic. He and Camilla were lovely and very welcoming.

The most disturbing one was Esther Rantzen in red lingerie trying to seduce me.


So any celebrity dreams you'd like to share? No mucky ones please, this is a family show.

[bloomen]

I used to murder the Queen Mother in a variety of situations. The last one was on Concorde I think.

It used to be a regular occurrence but my subconscious has lost interest now.

[MOBB]

Jason Plato

Very rude man in my dream

[blue_haddock]

Cerys from Catatonia.

Oh yes!

[Dr Jekyll]

I used to dream about Anna Friel on a regular basis, my alarm clock always woke me just before it got interesting. Funnily enough this still happened even after I set the alarm to go 15 minutes later.

[dlks151]

Judith Ralston features in an all too regular basis (no idea why)

[Magnum 475]

I'm not sure that he's strictly a celebrity, but I have a recurring dream where I brutally murder Nigel Farage with my bare hands. It's most frustrating when I wake up and realise that he's still alive.

[Funk]

Lads......does dlks151 realise that's a bad photoshop....? Do we tell him?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Magnum 475 said:

I have a recurring dream where I brutally murder Nigel Farage with my bare hands.

I have that, but it's not a dream, more a pleasant day dream.

[dlks151]

Funk said:

Lads......does dlks151 realise that's a bad photoshop....? Do we tell him?

Don't spoil the illusion, its all too real in my mind

[vixen1700]

Had a dream that involved shagging Charlie Dimmock years ago. Still sticks in my mind, that one.

[Gary29]

I had one with Amy Winehouse a few years back, so vivid, we spent the whole day together, like we were a couple, I didn't even realise I was a fan, but from that dream it feels like I actually knew her, weird.

[FredericRobinson]

Me and someone else were interviewing David Coultard on the telly, he was ignoring me and only replying to the other bloke so I called him an ignorant big chinned c..t and walked off in a huff.

[motco]

vixen1700 said:

Had a dream that involved shagging Charlie Dimmock years ago. Still sticks in my mind, that one.

RUN!

[Jenny Tailor]

MOBB said:

Jason Plato

Very rude man in my dream

Just introduce yourself and shake his hand. Nothing can go wrong.

[wolfracesonic]

Neil Chambers…I didn’t want to wake up.

[Taita]

motco said:

vixen1700 said:

Had a dream that involved shagging Charlie Dimmock years ago. Still sticks in my mind, that one.

RUN!

I think a brisk walk would be fast enough

[toasty]

Taita said:

motco said:

vixen1700 said:

Had a dream that involved shagging Charlie Dimmock years ago. Still sticks in my mind, that one.

RUN!

I think a brisk walk would be fast enough

Don't underestimate a Dimmock. They may look slow and heavy but never get in between them and the flower bed. They can do short sprints up to 60mph and will take your knackers off with a trowel in two shakes of a Titchmarsh's tail.

[Mercury00]

I've done unholy things to Sheridan Smith in my dreams.

[JuniorD]

I had a lucid dream once, where I was somewhere in Italy, parked at some piazza in a Mark 2 VW Passat estate, me lying in the boot on top of a pile of luggage and having it off with Tori Amos. Within a few moments of it becoming lucid, as I realised I could do absolutely anything I wanted to the ginger goddess (she was at the time) I bloody only went an woke up!

edited to correct car from Mk1 to Mk2 Passat...