April fool for long distance girlfriend

[tescorank]

Ideas needed for long distance April Fool, sorry left it too late.

[toasty]

Send her some flowers.
She'll know it's April 1st and she'll wonder what the joke is.
Keep her guessing.

[Grumps.]

Turn up at her door.

[Red9zero]

Deliver a hamster to her. Use a jet ski if possible.

[DaveTheRave87]

Have a friend with an authoritative sounding voice call her to tell her that you've died suddenly.

[GliderRider]

DaveTheRave87 said:

Have a friend with an authoritative sounding voice call her to tell her that you've died suddenly.

...and record the reaction, it might be quite telling!

[jumare]

GliderRider said:

DaveTheRave87 said:

Have a friend with an authoritative sounding voice call her to tell her that you've died suddenly.

...and record the reaction, it might be quite telling!

Or that you've won the Lottery, equally telling.

[ComStrike]

Grumps. said:

Turn up at her door.

That would be a big risk

[deckster]

Send her a positive pregnancy test.

Or a message that just says "I know what you did. We need to talk".

Endless fun to be had.

[Douglas Quaid]

Send her a text from another number saying ‘Hi babe it’s me, I’ve got a new phone! Are you seeing Tescorank this weekend or are you free to see me? X’.

See what happens.

[Leptons]

Have a bloke who lives nearby knock on her door, tell her he’s here to service her on your behalf.








NB this could go very wrong

[Super Sonic]

Are you sure this is a good idea?

[vikingaero]

Tell us where she lives and we'll find a PH'er to disappoint her on your behalf.

[Gargamel]

Facetime her, and whilst on the call

1. Leave an inflatable sex doll somewhere behind you ?

2. Have friend stage an armed home invasion and pretend to attack you and ultimately cut the call off as you are on the floor with tomato kethchup streaming from your torso.

3. Tell her you are just doing the laundry, keep her talking and start hanging out girls underwear, and not hers either.

good luck

[ApOrbital]

Bullet in the head chop chop done move on

[tescorank]

Gargamel said:

Facetime her, and whilst on the call

1. Leave an inflatable sex doll somewhere behind you ?

2. Have friend stage an armed home invasion and pretend to attack you and ultimately cut the call off as you are on the floor with tomato kethchup streaming from your torso.

3. Tell her you are just doing the laundry, keep her talking and start hanging out girls underwear, and not hers either.

good luck

I must say some possibilities there just need to find the doll since last summer, alfresco dogging and all that :-)

[anonymous-user]

Douglas Quaid said:

Send her a text from another number saying ‘Hi babe it’s me, I’ve got a new phone! Are you seeing Tescorank this weekend or are you free to see me? X’.

See what happens.

Harsh......