Anybody else's wife super chill and a pleasure to be around?

[EmailAddress]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 07 November 2023 at 11:43

[PositronicRay]

Some of them seem to be, but you never really know unless you've lived with them.

[anonymous-user]

EmailAddress said:

No one cares.

Is this a real thread?

Did you ask a question then suggest that no one should answer it?

[otherman]

Lord Marylebone said:

Is this a real thread?

Did you ask a question then suggest that no one should answer it?

Strange ain't it. I was expecting the start of an antidote for 'does the Mrs faff about' for people who actually get along well with their partners. But it seems not.

[anonymous-user]

Wimmin live in a parallel, but completely different universe to blokes.

Took 'er indoors car for it's MoT this morning. Two hours after I returned with a pass certificate in my 'ot and sticky, and after doing at least two other jobs she said,
'Did it pass?'
Me
'Did what pass?'
'er
'My car and it's MoT, stupid!'
'Yes dear.'

[Monkeylegend]

Lord Marylebone said:

EmailAddress said:

No one cares.

Is this a real thread?

Did you ask a question then suggest that no one should answer it?

I think OP has been tempted and probably made a fool of himself by misreading the signs and his wife has found out

[Raccaccoonie]

Time to post the hot matrix. (If that is allowed nowadays)

[jardinec]

Supercool thread dudes, very chill(ed)

[Rowe]

JB99 said:

Wimmin live in a parallel, but completely different universe to blokes.

Took 'er indoors car for it's MoT this morning. Two hours after I returned with a pass certificate in my 'ot and sticky, and after doing at least two other jobs she said,
'Did it pass?'
Me
'Did what pass?'
'er
'My car and it's MoT, stupid!'
'Yes dear.'

you could of saved about 2.7 seconds of your life if you'd of responded with 'yes dear' after the first question

[Eric Mc]

Could HAVE (please)....

I haven't got much experience of other peoples' wives so I can't really give an answer to the OP's question.

Edited by Eric Mc on Tuesday 18th April 12:42

[Monkeylegend]

Rowe said:

JB99 said:

Wimmin live in a parallel, but completely different universe to blokes.

Took 'er indoors car for it's MoT this morning. Two hours after I returned with a pass certificate in my 'ot and sticky, and after doing at least two other jobs she said,
'Did it pass?'
Me
'Did what pass?'
'er
'My car and it's MoT, stupid!'
'Yes dear.'

you could of saved about 2.7 seconds of your life if you'd of responded with 'yes dear' after the first question

Could have saved that if the Mot pass certificate had been handed straight over on return.

[bumskins]

Monkeylegend said:

Could have saved that if the Mot pass certificate had been handed straight over on return.

If your Mrs would know what an MOT pass certificate was, would that not make her a bloke...?

[anonymous-user]

Monkeylegend said:

Rowe said:

JB99 said:

Wimmin live in a parallel, but completely different universe to blokes.

Took 'er indoors car for it's MoT this morning. Two hours after I returned with a pass certificate in my 'ot and sticky, and after doing at least two other jobs she said,
'Did it pass?'
Me
'Did what pass?'
'er
'My car and it's MoT, stupid!'
'Yes dear.'

you could of saved about 2.7 seconds of your life if you'd of responded with 'yes dear' after the first question

Could have saved that if the Mot pass certificate had been handed straight over on return.

Ah!

So my mistake was to file the pass certificate in the car's folder....

I understand now!

[Super Sonic]

Are you looking to do a swap?

[webstercivet]

Parrots everywhere.

[pequod]

The former Lady PQ was super-chilled.

In fact, she was so Polar, I'm amazed the ice in her veins managed to circulate!

Other than that, she was perfectly normal when in company.

[anonymous-user]

Super Sonic said:

Are you looking to do a swap?

Are your trying to offload a nymphomaniac?

[Spare tyre]

Yes apart from when she is not