Help needed with a laz-y-spa

[eyebeebe]

We bought a second hand laz-z-spa yesterday and think it is missing some parts for connecting the pump to the spa or we are incredibly stupid. The seller is adamant that it has all the parts. They received it as gift and never used it, so I guess they wouldn’t really know. Google doesn’t help much either.

These were screwed onto the inlets on the hot tub, but there doesn’t seem any way to attach them to the pump pipes.



I think it may be missing these parts?
https://www.lay-z-spa.co.uk/lay-z-spa-spa-pump-wat...

[ShredderXLE]

I think these connect to two in-line filters which are missing. The jizz filter and the bum pubes filter. Best buy new ones.

[austinsmirk]

You need to ask on the council forum. With this sunny weather they’ll be setting them up in their long grass as I write.

[ConnectionError]

"The seller is adamant that all the parts are present" translates to :

You have no chance of getting your money back matey, we have spent in on a new spa to replace the broken one that some mug has just collected!

[eyebeebe]

austinsmirk said:

You need to ask on the council forum. With this sunny weather they’ll be setting them up in their long grass as I write.

We don’t have any grass on the roof terrace of our Spanish penthouse

ConnectionError said:

"The seller is adamant that all the parts are present" translates to :

You have no chance of getting your money back matey, we have spent in on a new spa to replace the broken one that some mug has just collected!

Oh I’m under no illusions of that. I just need to know whether we’re just being motor morons (wouldn’t be the first time, but I don’t think so in this case) or whether it’s missing a couple of cheap parts that I need to order. He did at least deliver

[gmasterfunk]

Should look like this.

Those linked parts look correct

[gmasterfunk]

Assuming it's still the same connector as my old one

[eyebeebe]

Thanks. I managed to sort it. The parts were right, but when they dismantled it they’ve pulled the connectors out of the pump tubes instead of just unscrewing them from the tub tubes, like you’re supposed to do. With a bit of heat and brute force I managed to get them back in the tubes. It’s now filled up and heating up ready to use later today.

[98elise]

eyebeebe said:

Thanks. I managed to sort it. The parts were right, but when they dismantled it they’ve pulled the connectors out of the pump tubes instead of just unscrewing them from the tub tubes, like you’re supposed to do. With a bit of heat and brute force I managed to get them back in the tubes. It’s now filled up and heating up ready to use later today.

Welcome to the world of inflatable sex ponds

[eyebeebe]

98elise said:

Welcome to the world of inflatable sex ponds

Thanks. Funnily enough this isn’t my first inflatable sex pond rodeo. We’ve got one at home too, but bought that new and it just worked. NB my Swiss roof terrace also doesn’t have any grass to get long not sure I get the council snobbery thing about them tbh, but I haven’t lived in the U.K. for 15 years.

[Spare tyre]

Get the semen skimmer, makes a lovely dressing for the pineapple salad your pampas grass owning friends will bring

[Mr Pointy]

Spare tyre said:

Get the semen skimmer, makes a lovely dressing for the pineapple salad your pampas grass owning friends will bring

Pampas is out, upside down pineapples are the secret sign these days.

[anonymous-user]

Mr Pointy said:

Spare tyre said:

Get the semen skimmer, makes a lovely dressing for the pineapple salad your pampas grass owning friends will bring

Pampas is out, upside down pineapples are the secret sign these days.

Tinned or fresh?

[ApOrbital]

Fresh

[eyebeebe]

Spare tyre said:

Get the semen skimmer, makes a lovely dressing for the pineapple salad your pampas grass owning friends will bring

Did that recipe come with your south coast swingers association membership or did you and the gang just find it through experimentation?

[98elise]

eyebeebe said:

98elise said:

Welcome to the world of inflatable sex ponds

Thanks. Funnily enough this isn’t my first inflatable sex pond rodeo. We’ve got one at home too, but bought that new and it just worked. NB my Swiss roof terrace also doesn’t have any grass to get long not sure I get the council snobbery thing about them tbh, but I haven’t lived in the U.K. for 15 years.

They are council as hell....

....we have one of course

[anonymous-user]

Urrgh a used laz-y-spa; you must be thick skinned.

I'd put this right up there with buying used and unwashed underpants.

Just the thought of what kind of sweaty folk have may used it would put me off.
Some fat bd might have had a drunken wk in it.

You filthy animal

[eyebeebe]

That’s what Dettox is for. If that worries you, probably best not to stay in a hotel.