Anyone on here ever swum the English Channel?
Anyone on here ever swum the English Channel?
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Wacky Racer

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40,761 posts

271 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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As per thread title.

Or, if you are a strong swimmer, do you think you could do it?

Amazingly, David Walliams did it, a few years ago.



Well, if a PH member can climb to the top of Everest................

Nethybridge

1,146 posts

36 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Anyone on here ever swam the English Channel?

fixed that for you.

Wacky Racer

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271 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Nethybridge said:
Anyone on here ever swam the English Channel?

fixed that for you.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/usag...

nerd

Jasandjules

72,033 posts

253 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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No. Nor will I....

captain.scarlet

1,891 posts

58 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Wacky Racer said:
As per thread title.

Or, if you are a strong swimmer, do you think you could do it?

Amazingly, David Walliams did it, a few years ago.



Well, if a PH member can climb to the top of Everest................
Seas aren't like rivers, canals or swimming pools, even on the calmest of days.

I've swam out from beaches into the sea (maybe 100m) and the waters quickly get choppy, even in the first 10 metres. Impossible to sit on the sand when the tides keep coming in. A lot of force in the water and you're up against that at sea. It really is swim, or sink or get thrown around.

You do learn to swim and ride/bounce along on the water but it can be easy to get pushed about or suddenly battered with full force by a rapid ripple wave towering above your line of vision.

Not nice when salty sea water goes up your nose or down your throat.

I imagine there's a it'd just be like that in the Channel.

Swimming about 20 miles in deep, heavy salty sea water would be a challenge for me.

Swimming 20 miles in a river or canal on a calm summer's day, or by doing lengths of swimming pool water, will probably be a totally different story altogether and may actually be possible.

Thankyou4calling

10,889 posts

197 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Well despite all the publicity and plaudits Graham Souness definitely didn't swim the channel.

TwigtheWonderkid

48,127 posts

174 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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captain.scarlet said:
Swimming about 20 miles in deep, heavy salty sea water would be a challenge for me.

Swimming 20 miles in a river or canal on a calm summer's day, or by doing lengths of swimming pool water, will probably be a totally different story altogether and may actually be possible.
Swimming 20 miles anywhere is seriously hard work. I'm a very strong swimmer, I swim nearly every day, and I couldn't do it. In a 50m Olympic sized pool, it's around 650 lengths.

captain.scarlet

1,891 posts

58 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
captain.scarlet said:
Swimming about 20 miles in deep, heavy salty sea water would be a challenge for me.

Swimming 20 miles in a river or canal on a calm summer's day, or by doing lengths of swimming pool water, will probably be a totally different story altogether and may actually be possible.
Swimming 20 miles anywhere is seriously hard work. I'm a very strong swimmer, I swim nearly every day, and I couldn't do it. In a 50m Olympic sized pool, it's around 650 lengths.
Fair point actually. Assumed riding on top of and getting a boost from the ripples could both ease the physical effort and speed things up.

loskie

6,768 posts

144 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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No. I find ferries are far better.

Andy_mr2sc

1,236 posts

200 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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If you go in the White Horse pub in Dover, there are literally hundreds of signatures and dates of people who have swum it, written on the walls. Never bothered myself, as stated above the ferry is a much better method to cross, especially if you’re taking the car.
My old landlord has though.

ChocolateFrog

34,954 posts

197 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Know someone who has done it and a few who have been part of tag teams that have done it.

Doesn't particularly appeal when they told me they got stung by jellyfish.

Jellyfish creep me out, one of the few things that does.

Wacky Racer

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Saturday 8th July 2023
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Thankyou4calling said:
Well despite all the publicity and plaudits Graham Souness definitely didn't swim the channel.
Even if he did it as a relay it was a fantastic effort, he raised nearly £1m.

The Bloke has had a triple heart bypass.

He was a dirty ******* as a player though.

MBVitoria

2,533 posts

247 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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I recall reading a piece in the Blue Peter annual, probably 1990ish and seeing a photo of a chubby greased up kid who had swam the channel at 11 years old and it said he would always have the record because after he did it, they changed the rules to implement a minimum age.

https://www.forces.net/stories/how-i-swam-channel-...

Astonishing achievement for anyone, nevermind an 11 year old!

ShredderXLE

734 posts

183 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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A friend of mine did it as part of some mental triathlon thing between London to Paris.

He said the channel swim was hideous - he was sick multiple times during the swim and for what ever reason he said it wouldnt disperse - most of the swim was carried out in a halo of floating vomit for the duration. He climbed out the other side caked in bits that had pretty much followed him all the way from the UK.

Hub

7,016 posts

222 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Someone disappeared doing it a couple of weeks ago and they had a support boat, how that happened I don't know, but it certainly seems a very difficult challenge.

dalzo

1,877 posts

160 months

Saturday 8th July 2023
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Wacky Racer said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Well despite all the publicity and plaudits Graham Souness definitely didn't swim the channel.
Even if he did it as a relay it was a fantastic effort, he raised nearly £1m.

The Bloke has had a triple heart bypass.

He was a dirty ******* as a player though.
He’s also 70 years old!!

London GT3

1,067 posts

265 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Not me, although I did get my 25 yards breast stroke certificate at school. smile

However, in 2010, my niece swan The Channel in 11 hours. She raised money for the British Heart Foundation. To support her effort, I rowed the equivalent distance on my Concept 2 rowing machine.

Sebring440

3,111 posts

120 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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London GT3 said:
To support her effort, I rowed the equivalent distance on my Concept 2 rowing machine.
Non-stop?



Pistom

6,253 posts

183 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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I'm trying to get sponsorship to jump it.

I believe there's only ever been one attempt before and that failed.

Skeptisk

8,897 posts

133 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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I assume it is like marathon running. Something that most people could do if they trained enough. I really don’t see the appeal of swimming. I like hiking, particularly in the mountains (which is a bit of bh when you live in Denmark), because you are out in the open and can enjoy the scenery (and stop off for a beer and something to eat). Swimming in cold salty water that looks exactly the same for ten hours. No thanks!