Toe nail clippers

[ApOrbital]

Please don't attempt when drunk.I think i'm missing a little part of my little toe wrapped it up with sellotape for now.

[TUS373]

Could this be the start of a classic Pistonheads thread?

[imck]

My brother had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off.

[pidsy]

In!

Gonna be sore in the morning.

Why sellotape??

[soad]

I ain't got time to bleed.

I tend to snap mine in half! Probably due to the corrosion, as I like to rinse them under the tap now and again.
Do get replaced 2-3 times a year.

[Blue62]

Absolutely true story, some years ago a mate of mine was on a promise and decided to take nail clippers to a small wart on his old fella. He made his excuses and never heard from her again, bled for hours. I can’t cut my nails without thinking about it almost 30 years on, life is weird.