Childhood ruined
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Skeptisk

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8,897 posts

140 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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When I was growing up we were taught a French song - Alouette gentille alouette

It sounded so nice, although at the time I didn’t speak any French. Just looked at the lyrics…oh dear god, it is about dismembering a poor Lark!

Any things you thought were innocent as a child (apart from 70s TV presenters), which you have since found out are not so?

anonymous-user

85 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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80s children TV presenters.

Caddyshack

15,276 posts

237 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Those pretty blonde girls….you marry them and they turn in to demons….then give birth to more demons.

DodgyGeezer

49,247 posts

221 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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pocketspring said:
80s children TV presenters.
rofl

LimaDelta

8,523 posts

249 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Skeptisk said:
It sounded so nice, although at the time I didn’t speak any French. Just looked at the lyrics…oh dear god, it is about dismembering a poor Lark!
If you can think of a better way to remember the dismantling sequence of a small songbird then I'm all ears! First the head, then the beak, then the eyes, then the neck whistle

bigpriest

2,543 posts

161 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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I'm sure most fairy tales and nursery rhymes have a darker side. A bit like a seaside town that you loved as a child and then went back to as an adult and your eyes were opened.

DodgyGeezer

49,247 posts

221 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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bigpriest said:
I'm sure most fairy tales and nursery rhymes have a darker side. A bit like a seaside town that you loved as a child and then went back to as an adult and your eyes were opened.
indeed - the Brothers Grimm's original tales are horrific

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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bigpriest said:
I'm sure most fairy tales and nursery rhymes have a darker side. A bit like a seaside town that you loved as a child and then went back to as an adult and your eyes were opened.
Yes, stories and rhymes were how we passed wisdom down through the generations. It is worth thinking them through or even reading a book on interpretations.

How many people really understand the Emperor's New Clothes?

Or the meaning of "Jack and Jill went up the hill ...".
clue - it's not a nonsense rhyme.

smn159

16,113 posts

248 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Wait 'till you find out what Squeeze's 'Pulling Muscles From a Shell' is about

Cliftonite

8,751 posts

169 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Skeptisk said:
When I was growing up we were taught a French song - Alouette gentille alouette

It sounded so nice, although at the time I didn’t speak any French. Just looked at the lyrics…oh dear god, it is about dismembering a poor Lark!

Any things you thought were innocent as a child (apart from 70s TV presenters), which you have since found out are not so?
The cat in Il était une bergère doesn’t come out of it too well, either!

frown

ARHarh

4,892 posts

138 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Captain Pugwash and his crew. There would be "wokes" exploding all over the place if that was put out today. Mind you I'm not sure magic roundabout was as innocent as we thought..

K87

4,304 posts

130 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Asking a question as a 7 year old on a school trip to a farm, I was holding a new born male calf and feeding it from a bottle, I asked the farmer why there are so many more female cows than male cows. The farmer said that new born male calves were all called Bobby, the calf you are holding will be next.

smn159

16,113 posts

248 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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ARHarh said:
Captain Pugwash and his crew. There would be "wokes" exploding all over the place if that was put out today. Mind you I'm not sure magic roundabout was as innocent as we thought..
Bit of a myth that one - the character names weren't what a lot of people seem to think that they were

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash

otolith

69,590 posts

235 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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ARHarh said:
Captain Pugwash and his crew. There would be "wokes" exploding all over the place if that was put out today. Mind you I'm not sure magic roundabout was as innocent as we thought..
The people who scripted it didn’t either - they never bothered translating the original French programme, they just made up new stories and scripts to accompany the animation.

cheesejunkie

5,312 posts

48 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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DodgyGeezer said:
bigpriest said:
I'm sure most fairy tales and nursery rhymes have a darker side. A bit like a seaside town that you loved as a child and then went back to as an adult and your eyes were opened.
indeed - the Brothers Grimm's original tales are horrific
Very much so.

How sausages are made, it’s a cliche I know and not very original, but working in a meat factory as a teenager and sweeping the floor hasn’t managed to ruin my taste for them but I know a few who it has for.

As one friend put it, he didn’t like throwing pigs heads into a blender. Slight exaggeration but point taken.

DodgyGeezer

49,247 posts

221 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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smn159 said:
Wait 'till you find out what Squeeze's 'Pulling Muscles From a Shell' is about
Or Deep Purple's Knocking at Your Back Door hehe

Wacky Racer

41,401 posts

278 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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bigpriest said:
I'm sure most fairy tales and nursery rhymes have a darker side. A bit like a seaside town that you loved as a child and then went back to as an adult and your eyes were opened.
Blackpool. smile

Skyedriver

23,635 posts

313 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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bigpriest said:
I'm sure most fairy tales and nursery rhymes have a darker side. A bit like a seaside town that you loved as a child and then went back to as an adult and your eyes were opened.
Check out "Ring o' Ring o' Roses.....

cheesejunkie

5,312 posts

48 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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Skyedriver said:
Check out "Ring o' Ring o' Roses.....
We all fall down.

gazza285

11,240 posts

239 months

Saturday 9th September 2023
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otolith said:
ARHarh said:
Captain Pugwash and his crew. There would be "wokes" exploding all over the place if that was put out today. Mind you I'm not sure magic roundabout was as innocent as we thought..
The people who scripted it didn’t either - they never bothered translating the original French programme, they just made up new stories and scripts to accompany the animation.
French? It was commissioned by the BBC, based on the books by John Ryan, who wasn’t French either.