Alone…. Except your immediate family!
Alone…. Except your immediate family!
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sunnygym

Original Poster:

1,075 posts

204 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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You wake up tomorrow and only you and your immediate family are the only people left on earth, everyone has disappeared, what do you do?



scorcher

4,119 posts

263 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Hide the knives

grumbledoak

32,565 posts

262 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Go for a drive.

xx99xx

2,949 posts

102 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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grumbledoak said:
Go for a drive.
.....in my neighbours car which is nicer than mine.

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Burst out crying and fall into depression. If you ever meet my immediate family, you'll quickly understand. bangheadrofl

bristolbaron

5,373 posts

241 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Feed next doors cat.

Downward

5,632 posts

132 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Hope the shops are open

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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sunnygym said:
You wake up tomorrow and only you and your immediate family are the only people left on earth, everyone has disappeared, what do you do?
Move

Wacky Racer

41,255 posts

276 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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sunnygym said:
You wake up tomorrow and only you and your immediate family are the only people left on earth, everyone has disappeared, what do you do?
Go on a looting spree, and blast past speed cameras in Wales at 120mph.

vaud

59,280 posts

184 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Re-read "on the beach" by Neville Shute.

Fastdruid

9,364 posts

181 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Long term you're fked unless you do some serious prep work and there is a very short window in which to do it. Everything relies on a constant "churn" with human intervention.

Either resign yourself to fate and go out in a hedonistic orgy or if you want to live out your natural life you're going to need to go "full prepper" but with no warning!


FredericRobinson

5,009 posts

261 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Put the kettle on

dxg

10,708 posts

289 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Given how much we communicate, I'd just assume they were dead along with everyone else. And they would do likewise.

LimmerickLad

7,184 posts

44 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Cut the neighbour's overhanging branches off and throw them back over his side.

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Go full mad Max

The Rotrex Kid

34,701 posts

189 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Firstly, I’d be thinking ‘damn, maybe I did get the while God thing wrong’ missing the rapture would be a pretty big faux pas hehe

Secondly. Round em all up, move to a big house with good land so we can round up some animals and plant stuff to eat, daily trips out to stockpile as much stuff as possible, fuel, wood, whatever we can get. You need to do as much as possible before the electric starts to run out.

Then, well, enjoy it. Take whatever you fancy, live a life of freedom, no money worries, no work, no debt, no hassle. Just make the most of it. Sounds alright.

Biker's Nemesis

41,406 posts

237 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Shag my favourite Sister?


















































I am joking.

vaud

59,280 posts

184 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Shag my favourite Sister?

I am joking.
That you don't have a favourite?

xx99xx

2,949 posts

102 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Fastdruid said:
Long term you're fked unless you do some serious prep work and there is a very short window in which to do it. Everything relies on a constant "churn" with human intervention.

Either resign yourself to fate and go out in a hedonistic orgy or if you want to live out your natural life you're going to need to go "full prepper" but with no warning!
A hedonistic orgy with your immediate family? Ok. Suppose that sort of thing goes on already, even with millions of other people (non family) around.

VTECMatt

1,371 posts

267 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Not really a problem as they all live miles away from me, so just ignore their call biggrin