If you had one wish what would it be?

[Smollet]

Mine would be to be able to converse with anyone in their native tongue

[Mr Squarekins]

That every wish that I make both comes true plus yields another free wish.

[Bob-iylho]

Smollet said:

Mine would be to be able to converse with anyone in their native tongue

Not to far away tech wise.

[Nethybridge]

World peace, and a bigger schlong.

[Mr Pointy]

Why wouldn't you just wish for a million wishes?

[flatlandsman]

To have me Mum back

[nicanary]

Two everlasting bottles of Guinness. (Old chestnut #25).

[thepawbroon]

Mine would be for the "Classic from the Mrs" thread to stop talking about blooming boilers!

[FactoryBacked]

Everlasting world peace. Hate that a handful of old men can justify (and be comfortable with) killing men, women and children usually due to misguided allegiance to a particular brand of religion.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

For everyone to stop believing st that isn't true.

People believing st that isn't true is the root cause of nearly every problem humanity faces today. If you eliminated that, then no more gods and religion, and that's just the start. Trump and Farage would be on the dole on day one!

[survivalist]

All I can think of in response is the Eminem song ‘If I Had’ - seems to ‘crowd out’ any other options:

If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

[Mick Dastardly]

An end to racism.

It’s evil, illogical and the root cause of the vast majority of the world’s problems.

[Quattromaster]

To walk and be free of pain (spinal injury)

Plenty worse off I know, just gets ya down from time to time.

Failing the above, make damaged alloy wheels illegal, that will keep me busy (Wheel refurbisher).

[Easternlight]

To be happy and healthy when I retire.

[Turtle Shed]

Five hundred million quid.

[Pitre]

I wish we could see the return of some respect (for others, for yourself and for authority).

Oh, and five hundred million quid.

[Muzzer79]

Health and happiness for me and my family.






And five hundred billion quid

[The Rotrex Kid]

Time travel or immortality. I want to see where humanity goes, what we end up doing hundreds generations from now, if we fix things or just fk it all up.

Time travel would be great, to be able to flit back and forth at will, but one wrong move and you could be dead, that’s where the immortality comes in, unable to be killed, live forever. I’d give that a whirl.

[gotoPzero]

Already used mine by bringing back the breakfast wrap. You are welcome.

[asfault]

I'm going to assume the wish is meant to be semi plausible and not breaking physics ie ability to fly...
So I'd wish I never had eczema.
I think my life would have turned out very different.