Dave and his stupid twee little wheelbarrow
Dave and his stupid twee little wheelbarrow
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24lemons

Original Poster:

2,939 posts

209 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Our neighbour, I shall refer to him from here on as Dave, for that is his name.

Dave has lived next door for about 4 or 5 years. We don’t talk much, he is a bit of a busy body and established himself on the parish council almost before he had unpacked.

If we do talk, he usually has something to whinge about. For a short while it was because somebody told to him that our dogs barked during the day. Then came the passive aggressive offers of “help”.

We have a long hedge which became slightly neglected while our newborn daughter was in SCBU. He offered to trim it for us. A friendly neighbourly gesture, I thought. Except that now, 3 years on, he will take it upon himself to trim the bit of our hedge nearest his driveway if he feels it has got a bit long.

We have a thin strip of land which runs along the edge of his driveway. We don’t use it as it is covered in gravel and only serves as a buffer between his property and ours.

Recently he decided to have his front garden gravelled and he had 3x one ton bags of gravel unloaded onto our land. A bit rude I felt, it would have been polite to ask.

Now he has placed a stupid twee little wooden ornamental wheelbarrow in the middle of this bit of land (Our land). Aside from it being offensively chintzy and tacky, it’s a bit of a nerve to place an ornament on somebody else’s property. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as it could have been his grandkids who put it there.

Anyway, we were away for a week and returned on Saturday to find it still there, long enough for him to have moved it had it been mistakenly put there. I decided to move it myself and I placed it on his driveway. That was that or so I thought as I returned home tonight to find it has returned to its spot in the middle of our land. I’m now debating my next move because a few thoughts spring to mind.

Is he bating me?

If I ignore it, (its just a silly little ornament after all) what will appear next?

How do I bring this up with him without causing a conflict bearing in mind that I am a coward and actively avoid any sort of confrontation.

Should I just keep moving the wheelbarrow back each time it appears?

Should I think about building a fence along our boundary? If so, can I build right up the the boundary (the edge of his driveway) which will leave him with a very narrow drive. Deservedly so in my opinion, it would be funny if he ends up disadvantaging himself but do I leave myself open for a continuing feud.

TLDR: neighbour is a knob and is encroaching on to our property





Blib

47,247 posts

221 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Surround his chintzy ornament with some of your own.

OWN THE STRIP!!!!!

Narcisus

8,902 posts

304 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Set fire to it or take him a bottle of wine and some flowers and have a proper discussion about it …. Option one for me option two for many on ph …

Edited by Narcisus on Tuesday 9th April 21:29

TheInternet

5,176 posts

187 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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You need to:
(a) create a visible demarcation of the boundary
(b) remove the wheelbarrow and, if asked, tell him you thought it was put there as a prank and took it to the dump
(c) later this year use the wheelbarrow as if it were simply a normal wheelbarrow

Gtom

1,858 posts

156 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Paint the wheelbarrow bright pink and wait and see what he says.

popeyewhite

23,008 posts

144 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Fence off your land. Really you should have done this a while back in my view as you've left yourself open to neighbourly shenanigans.

si_xsi

1,296 posts

219 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Pop a note through his letterbox and say thanks very much for the present and use it as fire wood.

Or rehome it outside the Parish Council building.

eldar

24,902 posts

220 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Scatter a few obscene garden gnomes around his garden as a thanks for the wheelbarrow.


dxg

10,168 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Break down the wheel barrow and turn it into a trip fence to mark the boundary.

snoopy25

2,064 posts

144 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Blib said:
Surround his chintzy ornament with some of your own.

OWN THE STRIP!!!!!
HAMMER FROZEN SAUSAGES INTO YOUR OWN LAND AROUND THE WHEELBARROW!!

OWN THE STRIP!!!!!


hehe

Downward

5,410 posts

127 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Paint it LGBTQ colours

Mr Magooagain

12,735 posts

194 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Tell Dave to do one with his wheelbarrow with some choice words. Man up etc. Sort out your boundary.

24lemons

Original Poster:

2,939 posts

209 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Excellent suggestions so far. Keep them coming! I do like the idea of obscene gnomes. Off to google that now. Switching to private browsing…

beambeam1

1,598 posts

67 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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1. [insert bullst anecdote that never happened in an embellished scenario similar to OP's]

2. [insert OTT act of war to prove a point that the majority of PH users wouldn't actually do anyway]

3. Just knock on the door and ask what's going on. Remind them gently that this is actually your strip of land. If they choose to go on the warpath, so be it.


sherman

14,928 posts

239 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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24lemons said:
Excellent suggestions so far. Keep them coming! I do like the idea of obscene gnomes. Off to google that now. Switching to private browsing…
This Gnome should sort your neighbour issues.NSFW.
https://brownandginger.com/products/cheeky-gnome-ornament-2?variant=47940923556139&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwztOwBhD7ARIsAPDKnkCty2wsDToFejNseLtBdoO7di3qMN88xwmd6YFNDrtUjGS63muepgoaApAbEALw_wcB

Fast and Spurious

1,802 posts

112 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Cut it in half vertically, burn one half. Spread the ashes just on your side of the boundary, put remaining half on his side. Pop round with a bottle of wine and then explain to him how effective the force-field around your property is.

rlg43p

1,560 posts

273 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Just go next door and explain that you're not a fan of the wheelbarrow and you don't want it left on your land.

Radec

5,422 posts

71 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Take a st in the wheelbarrow then put it on his front garden.

shirt

25,078 posts

225 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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snoopy25 said:
Blib said:
Surround his chintzy ornament with some of your own.

OWN THE STRIP!!!!!
HAMMER FROZEN SAUSAGES INTO YOUR OWN LAND AROUND THE WHEELBARROW!!

OWN THE STRIP!!!!!


hehe
Sorry chaps this is Ph. We don’t OWN, we DOMINATE!

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

210 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Don't push it.