How many pensioners would it take to give you a kicking?
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I've had a really odd, and annoying day. So I though I'd start a daft, satirical thread - almost in the style of baboon vs badger https://popbh.com/baboon-v-badger-10-years-on/
In my village there's a group of pensioners who regularly go for countryside walks every Tuesday. They are quite militant about people stopping for them to all cross the road. Cool, no problem. I'm on their side.
Today, I was parked in a side road and preparing to drive off. Of course, I waited for them. But as I waited for them, I found myself wondering what would transpire if I'd not displayed the correct etiquette and I'd driven off. Had they subsequently seen me in the village, how many of them would be required to give me a solid kicking. I'm a lover, not a fighter, so probably not that many.
So my question: assuming no weapons, no sticks, how many 75-yr old pensioners would it take to "bring you the smoke"?
[I know this is a very stupid, flippant thread which probably won't last, but what evs.]
In my village there's a group of pensioners who regularly go for countryside walks every Tuesday. They are quite militant about people stopping for them to all cross the road. Cool, no problem. I'm on their side.
Today, I was parked in a side road and preparing to drive off. Of course, I waited for them. But as I waited for them, I found myself wondering what would transpire if I'd not displayed the correct etiquette and I'd driven off. Had they subsequently seen me in the village, how many of them would be required to give me a solid kicking. I'm a lover, not a fighter, so probably not that many.
So my question: assuming no weapons, no sticks, how many 75-yr old pensioners would it take to "bring you the smoke"?
[I know this is a very stupid, flippant thread which probably won't last, but what evs.]
BoRED S2upid said:
SimpleSimonSays said:
What happens if the pensioners are retired powerfully built director types?
Is there some sort of force multiplier we need to apply in that case?
Handshake, nod and you go on your way. Normally. Is there some sort of force multiplier we need to apply in that case?
Doofus said:
Why were you parked in a side road in your own village?
Stalking someone?
Calm down Columbo :-) It's the side road directly next to my house as we had a handyman tkaing care of some jobs (£250 per day btw - probably the lowest I'd pay somebody for a days work, to touch on the current, rlated threads).Stalking someone?
I've outed myself now as having a small driveway.
SimpleSimonSays said:
What happens if the pensioners are retired powerfully built director types?
Is there some sort of force multiplier we need to apply in that case?
Yes, I think we need to cater for a given % of powerfully built, multiple pensions, diverse invesment portfolio types.Is there some sort of force multiplier we need to apply in that case?
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