Its her hormones?

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bobtail4x4

Original Poster:

3,740 posts

111 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Not really a Classic from the Mrs! sort of thing, I was reminded today of a girlfriend in my mid teens,
things were not working out so I ended it,
she didn`t take it well, in fact that night she was waiting for me with a knife,

managed to take it off her and sent her on her way,

an hour or so later I was woken by my mum as ex had climbed into a second story window with the intention of finishing the job,
she had a can of lighter fluid and matches,

had to be taken away by the police,

a couple of years later met a girl I knew from school always fancied her, started a relationship,
she told me she was separated from her husband,
turned out he worked on the oil rigs and came home every few weeks, caught me mid shag and came at me with an axe,

are they all mad??


AKjr

416 posts

13 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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bobtail4x4 said:
Not really a Classic from the Mrs! sort of thing, I was reminded today of a girlfriend in my mid teens,
things were not working out so I ended it,
she didn`t take it well, in fact that night she was waiting for me with a knife,

managed to take it off her and sent her on her way,

an hour or so later I was woken by my mum as ex had climbed into a second story window with the intention of finishing the job,
she had a can of lighter fluid and matches,

had to be taken away by the police,

a couple of years later met a girl I knew from school always fancied her, started a relationship,
she told me she was separated from her husband,
turned out he worked on the oil rigs and came home every few weeks, caught me mid shag and came at me with an axe,

are they all mad??
Nope

Sheets Tabuer

19,165 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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bobtail4x4 said:
Not really a Classic from the Mrs! sort of thing, I was reminded today of a girlfriend in my mid teens,
things were not working out so I ended it,
she didn`t take it well, in fact that night she was waiting for me with a knife,

managed to take it off her and sent her on her way,

an hour or so later I was woken by my mum as ex had climbed into a second story window with the intention of finishing the job,
she had a can of lighter fluid and matches,

had to be taken away by the police,

a couple of years later met a girl I knew from school always fancied her, started a relationship,
she told me she was separated from her husband,
turned out he worked on the oil rigs and came home every few weeks, caught me mid shag and came at me with an axe,

are they all mad??
Only the fit ones.

White-Noise

4,374 posts

250 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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We are all mad. Just different directions and amounts. Most of the girls I've dated admit they are a bit mad but that's how it is and we figure it out. I'm cool with that.

bobtail4x4

Original Poster:

3,740 posts

111 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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yea its before the mad/fit graph thing was out,

I met the first ones younger sister in a nightclub some months later, she acted as if it was all my fault, but still came on to me,

Tye Green

677 posts

111 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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many fit women who 'give themselves' to a bloke with the expectation of marriage and happy-ever-afterness get mad if it doesn't work out as they feel they've 'given their best years' for nothing. sometimes those that that did get married then it doesn't work out feel the same.

equally, blokes who got married, it didn't work out and pay maintenance for ever get pissed off but less often resort to extreme reactions

nuyorican

917 posts

104 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Only the fit ones.
rofl

Funny. And true.

Nethybridge

1,146 posts

14 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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nuyorican said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Only the fit ones.
rofl

Funny. And true.
Tragic.

We've slipped back in time to 1971 when men were
men and women had dinner on the table at 5, or else, good year for music though.

The Gauge

2,230 posts

15 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Sheets Tabuer said:
bobtail4x4 said:
Not really a Classic from the Mrs! sort of thing, I was reminded today of a girlfriend in my mid teens,
things were not working out so I ended it,
she didn`t take it well, in fact that night she was waiting for me with a knife,

managed to take it off her and sent her on her way,

an hour or so later I was woken by my mum as ex had climbed into a second story window with the intention of finishing the job,
she had a can of lighter fluid and matches,

had to be taken away by the police,

a couple of years later met a girl I knew from school always fancied her, started a relationship,
she told me she was separated from her husband,
turned out he worked on the oil rigs and came home every few weeks, caught me mid shag and came at me with an axe,

are they all mad??
Only the fit ones.
Hence the Hot/Crazy Matrix..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHTGNPOYGQ

wildoliver

8,840 posts

218 months

Thursday 23rd May
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Having met my fair share of crazies through the years, the conclusion I came to was that it was nurture rather than nature causing the issue.

In a lot of my experience the theory of fit=crazy did hold true. But I think it's nothing more than pretty people get away with more, as kids cute kids get away with being naughty, they learn then that there are few consequences for them, an elevated sense of importance follows and a belief you can act any way you like towards others. Throw overly doting parents and usually some daddy issues in to the pot and you have the melting pot for some stabby stabby action whenever you say no.

Women are generally more emotional than men, even the hardest women can surprise you with their soft side at times, I know my wife does me regularly. I think we use confirmation bias to put two and two together, emotional, more hormone driven than us, sometimes completely batst mental behaviour and come up with 48 when we assume the batst mental behaviour is because of hormones or how fit they are.

Growing up without boundaries doesn't breed good people (of either sex) and the same thing is seen in men when boys are allowed to act out either criminally or not respect women, they tend to end up turning in to adult versions of their younger selves. It's no great shock that daddys little princess who doesn't get chastised for keying the family car because she wasn't allowed an ice cream advances on to trying to burn your house down because you dumped her.

White-Noise

4,374 posts

250 months

Thursday 23rd May
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The Gauge said:
Hence the Hot/Crazy Matrix..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHTGNPOYGQ
Hah this is a classic!

jdw100

4,304 posts

166 months

Friday 24th May
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One of my earlier ones emptied a bottle of Hugo by Hugo Boss down the bathroom sink.

Didn’t force the top off the bottle so must have done it by repeated spraying - must have taken her ages.

She then let down all four tyres on my MK1 MR2.

A friend of mine narrowly avoided being stabbed, had his passport and other paperwork destroyed and was reported to the police for domestic abuse on day he dumped his girlfriend.

GT03ROB

13,457 posts

223 months

Friday 24th May
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Sheets Tabuer said:
bobtail4x4 said:
a couple of years later met a girl I knew from school always fancied her, started a relationship,
she told me she was separated from her husband,
turned out he worked on the oil rigs and came home every few weeks, caught me mid shag and came at me with an axe,

are they all mad??
Only the fit ones.
No they all are..... the fit ones know they can get away with it, the unfit ones have learned they can't.

Bobtail haven't you told us before about you encounter with the axe weilding husband?

surveyor

17,918 posts

186 months

Friday 24th May
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No one will beat the thread where the OP had an ex come into his house and smear a low level of human st all over his home.

We may as well stop now.

Rich Boy Spanner

1,378 posts

132 months

Friday 24th May
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Nethybridge said:
nuyorican said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Only the fit ones.
rofl

Funny. And true.
Tragic.

We've slipped back in time to 1971 when men were
men and women had dinner on the table at 5, or else, good year for music though.
Feel free to immediately go to your safe space, and less of the 'we've'.

bobtail4x4

Original Poster:

3,740 posts

111 months

Monday 27th May
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GT03ROB said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
bobtail4x4 said:
a couple of years later met a girl I knew from school always fancied her, started a relationship,
she told me she was separated from her husband,
turned out he worked on the oil rigs and came home every few weeks, caught me mid shag and came at me with an axe,

are they all mad??
Only the fit ones.
No they all are..... the fit ones know they can get away with it, the unfit ones have learned they can't.

Bobtail haven't you told us before about you encounter with the axe weilding husband?
yes she was one nutty female

Jimjimhim

285 posts

2 months

Monday 27th May
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Rich Boy Spanner said:
Nethybridge said:
nuyorican said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Only the fit ones.
rofl

Funny. And true.
Tragic.

We've slipped back in time to 1971 when men were
men and women had dinner on the table at 5, or else, good year for music though.
Feel free to immediately go to your safe space, and less of the 'we've'.
Ah good times in the 70s, apart from the crap music!