Weird repetitive driving at Starbucks drive-thru
Weird repetitive driving at Starbucks drive-thru
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TVRBRZ

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611 posts

113 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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Dear PHers - I need your help explaining the strangest driving I think I've ever seen:

Kirkcaldy Mitchelson Retail Park Starbucks Drive-Thru. A red Mazda and a white Peugeot repeatedly driving from the ordering station, to the collection window, stopping briefly (1-2 secs) at each and then driving round to start the process again. No other cars using the drive thru, and the inside of the Starbucks reasonably busy.

Once they had done 5-6 circuits they had my curiosity. Once they'd done it a dozen times I got bored and went into a shop for 15 mins. Came out, and they are still driving repeatedly anti clockwise, in formation, same speed, pauses at the windows. They were humans driving normal cars, otherwise I was convinced they were autonomous cars in some kind of repeating fault loop.

Went in to two more shops (total 45 mins) and as we finished our shop, they did more circuits then one stopped for a longer period, collected a passenger and drove off, the second parked up for 1-2mins then drove away.

I wasn't drinking, a friend was with me, we just cannot fathom why anyone would spend 45 mins continually driving from ordering window to collection window, and repeat.

Does the Starbucks ordering system go wrong and employees need to drive a car through to re-set it? Please let that be the case otherwise I've just watched two lemmings do 60+ circuits of a drive through!!!!!????

essayer

10,360 posts

218 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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Copying MrBeast?

TVRBRZ

Original Poster:

611 posts

113 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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No wonder Donald Trump won if that is the pastime and ambition of American youth....

I am now more flabbergasted than I was before cry

Quhet

2,804 posts

170 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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Glitching NPCs innit

e-honda

9,548 posts

170 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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I wonder if they have some kind of loyalty scheme that can be abused in some way by doing this.
Seems like a lot of effort to earn a free coffee, but then they are about £50 in Starbucks

Other possibility is the store gaming their metrics, maybe they have a metric that tracks average wait per customer which counts cars even if they don't buy anything so off duty staff or friends are being asked to loop the drive through so they can pretend their service is less stty than it really is.

DickyC

57,004 posts

222 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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I can hear 'I got you babe' in my head.

TVRBRZ

Original Poster:

611 posts

113 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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Other possibility is the store gaming their metrics, maybe they have a metric that tracks average wait per customer which counts cars even if they don't buy anything so off duty staff or friends are being asked to loop the drive through so they can pretend their service is less stty than it really is.
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This seems the most plausible as one of the cars picked up an employee when they finished. The cars essentially drove in a neat formation, drove carefully and consistently, which is what sparked my interest. Perhaps once they want to move on from Starbucks they can become Police Motorcyclists as that is the only other time I've seen such calm, consistent, dutiful formation driving!

TVRBRZ

Original Poster:

611 posts

113 months

Saturday 9th November 2024
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Quhet said:
Glitching NPCs innit
biglaugh

JonnyWhitters

864 posts

106 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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DickyC said:
I can hear 'I got you babe' in my head.
Ned Ryerson's caffeine habit got out of control

Radec

5,413 posts

71 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Are you sure you weren't imagining it?

Radec

5,413 posts

71 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Are you sure you weren't imagining it?

Radec

5,413 posts

71 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Are you sure you weren't imagining it?

Radec

5,413 posts

71 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Are you sure you weren't imagining it?

daqinggregg

5,335 posts

153 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Radec said:
Are you sure you weren't imagining it?
Bit early to be drinking. drunk

Bright Halo

3,839 posts

259 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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That’s a terrible stutter.

TGTiff

481 posts

208 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Glitch in the Matrix?

Scuba_steve

579 posts

204 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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TVRBRZ said:
Other possibility is the store gaming their metrics, maybe they have a metric that tracks average wait per customer which counts cars even if they don't buy anything so off duty staff or friends are being asked to loop the drive through so they can pretend their service is less stty than it really is.
It’s probably the correct answer. I’m relatively local to the OP (Dunfermline) 10 miles away, and the Starbucks drive thru there won an award for their wait times. It’s likely that the Kirkcaldy branch is using underhand tactics to improve their stats.

TVRBRZ

Original Poster:

611 posts

113 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Scuba_steve said:
It’s probably the correct answer. I’m relatively local to the OP (Dunfermline) 10 miles away, and the Starbucks drive thru there won an award for their wait times. It’s likely that the Kirkcaldy branch is using underhand tactics to improve their stats.
Oooh. The Wee Fifer equivalent of the Ice Cream Wars. Dunfermline vs Kirkcaldy Starbucks....it will be Mocha Lattes at dawn next!

vaud

58,103 posts

179 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Scuba_steve said:
It’s probably the correct answer. I’m relatively local to the OP (Dunfermline) 10 miles away, and the Starbucks drive thru there won an award for their wait times. It’s likely that the Kirkcaldy branch is using underhand tactics to improve their stats.
In an era when our EPOS would only dialup once a day to report stock levels, my manager would artificially book out key items of stock at the end of day, then book it back in the next. The basic warehouse algorithm would send us the extra stock. He did this because we could sell the lot once the sale prices kicked in, and no stores had enough.

When the company figured it out he was fired...

Hill92

5,251 posts

214 months

Sunday 10th November 2024
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Could be staff training for the drive-thru counters? Would be cheaper but less realistic to just have someone walk through.