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[MattsCar]

Has this been done before?

Mother buys advent calendar for daughter...but, it is supposed to be for a cat.

[InitialDave]

My dad was a vet. He once received some branded promotional toothpaste, which I ended up being given.

It was beef flavour.

The toothpaste was meant for dogs.

[Doofus]

Was he also unable to put his tits away?

[InitialDave]

Doofus said:

Was he also unable to put his tits away?

Not an issue, but some of his nurses would have made a good stand in.

[MBBlat]

It says right on the front of the advent calendar that it’s for cats, is the mum illiterate? If so didn’t she wonder why said advent calendar was in the pet aisle and not near the rest of the advent calendars?