Cometh The Messiah
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Lannister902

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1,566 posts

123 months

Saturday 4th January
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To the religious lot on here, what's your thoughts on the coming of the messiah?
How much bloodshed is required before you'll realise these novels you're all read from won't bring you much joy once you're dead...

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I highly recommend you do a little digging online, it's a SCARY time we're in!

popegregory

1,846 posts

154 months

Saturday 4th January
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He’s got to come and clean his room out first

anonymous-user

74 months

Saturday 4th January
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Stop taking the drugs and go to bed.

Getragdogleg

9,706 posts

203 months

Saturday 4th January
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I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.

Lannister902

Original Poster:

1,566 posts

123 months

Saturday 4th January
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Forester1965 said:
Stop taking the drugs and go to bed.
Yes it sounds CRAZY

Rayny

1,902 posts

221 months

Saturday 4th January
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Getragdogleg said:
I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.
My son, I've told you before - Don't interrupt when the grown ups are talking, go to your room and do your homework.

J6542

2,902 posts

64 months

Saturday 4th January
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Getragdogleg said:
I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.
You’re not the messiah. Just a very naughty boy.

Wacky Racer

40,292 posts

267 months

Saturday 4th January
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Haaland's getting his form back, he scored two today.

Monkeylegend

28,103 posts

251 months

Saturday 4th January
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Forson is the messiah, scored two in injury time to steal the win.

sunbeam alpine

7,209 posts

208 months

Saturday 4th January
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

RATATTAK

16,782 posts

209 months

Saturday 4th January
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Two men think they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong - Mark Knopfler

MDMA .

9,928 posts

121 months

Saturday 4th January
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He’s due on the 20th January wink

RATATTAK

16,782 posts

209 months

Saturday 4th January
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Getragdogleg said:
I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.
You are David Icke aicmfp !

Wacky Racer

40,292 posts

267 months

Saturday 4th January
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Monkeylegend said:
Forson is the messiah, scored two in injury time to steal the win.
Good goals to be fair.

SeeFive

8,353 posts

253 months

Saturday 4th January
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I am surrounded by people called Jesus here in Spain. Surely one of them can step up to the frikkin plate?

mickk

30,045 posts

262 months

Sunday 5th January
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MDMA . said:
He’s due on the 20th January wink
Have I still got to sit my speed awareness course?

Byker28i

80,831 posts

237 months

Sunday 5th January
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mickk said:
MDMA . said:
He’s due on the 20th January wink
Have I still got to sit my speed awareness course?
Of course, for you have sinned... go ask for forgiveness and pay the £80 to listen to the sermon.

fuzzymonkey

454 posts

245 months

Sunday 5th January
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MDMA . said:
He’s due on the 20th January wink
Anyone else remember when for a about 6 months, all postmarks on letters had a message about Messiah returning?

Monkeylegend

28,103 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th January
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fuzzymonkey said:
Anyone else remember when for a about 6 months, all postmarks on letters had a message about Messiah returning?
I think that was an advert for the local territorials, they had their mess for hire.

oakdale

1,964 posts

222 months

Sunday 5th January
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Could this be the Messiah?

He who has come to teach us the way!