Valentine’s Day
Discussion
How was it for you guys?
Personally I must admit I’m deep in the throes of an absolute shocker of a mid-lifer at the moment.
Girlfriend far, far younger than myself.
We ended up in the middle of Manchester for a romantic meal. Then she said she wanted to do some shopping.
Led me right into an outlet going by the name of Ann Summers.
Any of you gents familiar with?.
She coed in my ear: “ Darling you pick an outfit for me”
It was like a kid in a sweet shop..
I could have bought the shop!
Personally I must admit I’m deep in the throes of an absolute shocker of a mid-lifer at the moment.
Girlfriend far, far younger than myself.
We ended up in the middle of Manchester for a romantic meal. Then she said she wanted to do some shopping.
Led me right into an outlet going by the name of Ann Summers.
Any of you gents familiar with?.
She coed in my ear: “ Darling you pick an outfit for me”
It was like a kid in a sweet shop..
I could have bought the shop!
Jim H said:
Led me right into an outlet going by the name of Ann Summers.
Any of you gents familiar with?.
Some years back, I ventured into one to purchase 'an implement' as jokey present for my wife.Any of you gents familiar with?.
At the checkout, I was asked the most unnecessary question ever asked:
"Would you like a bag?"
"Nah..... I'll walk the length of Lakeside shopping centre to the arse end of the car park holding a 12" purple dildo for all to see"
Stevie, she was complaining the stockings were not the best quality
They were coming apart. I don’t remember being that rough. It was all in romance.
I was thinking: you’ve got a receipt my love - you can take them back.
I wouldn’t want to go back and ask for a refund - mind. f
k that.
And yes the worst Sugar daddy thread ever!
They were coming apart. I don’t remember being that rough. It was all in romance.
I was thinking: you’ve got a receipt my love - you can take them back.
I wouldn’t want to go back and ask for a refund - mind. f
k that.And yes the worst Sugar daddy thread ever!
StevieBee said:
Some years back, I ventured into one to purchase 'an implement' as jokey present for my wife.
At the checkout, I was asked the most unnecessary question ever asked:
"Would you like a bag?"
"Nah..... I'll walk the length of Lakeside shopping centre to the arse end of the car park holding a 12" purple dildo for all to see"
To be fair, it’s probably quite unlikely that anyone in Lakeside would have batted an eyelid!At the checkout, I was asked the most unnecessary question ever asked:
"Would you like a bag?"
"Nah..... I'll walk the length of Lakeside shopping centre to the arse end of the car park holding a 12" purple dildo for all to see"
Cold said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.
Many years ago I posted that same verse on a website. For some reason it creased me up no end and even now i still laugh. Then some woman wouldn’t stop harassing me over every subsequent post I made, what ever the topic. Turns out she’d been fViolets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.
ked silly by a few dark chaps one night in their well upholstered van. Who knew?
Jim H said:
Led me right into an outlet going by the name of Ann Summers.
Any of you gents familiar with?.
She coed in my ear: “ Darling you pick an outfit for me”
It was like a kid in a sweet shop..
I could have bought the shop!
Jesus, Ann Summers?? Is this the council thread?Any of you gents familiar with?.
She coed in my ear: “ Darling you pick an outfit for me”
It was like a kid in a sweet shop..
I could have bought the shop!
I was having an affair with the wife of my close mate a couple of years ago, don’t judge me I’ve been for counselling. She asked me to choose some garments from the AS website, this is a 45 year old woman that drives a Bentley Azure convertible, villas all over Europe and she wanted me to lower myself to AS underwear. I bought her some very nice pieces of silk Versace smalls and just cut a hole in the crotch. On reflection I’m not sure which is more council, banging your mate’s wife or wearing/buying Ann Summers attire.
dunkind said:
Jesus, Ann Summers?? Is this the council thread?
I was having an affair with the wife of my close mate a couple of years ago, don’t judge me I’ve been for counselling. She asked me to choose some garments from the AS website, this is a 45 year old woman that drives a Bentley Azure convertible, villas all over Europe and she wanted me to lower myself to AS underwear. I bought her some very nice pieces of silk Versace smalls and just cut a hole in the crotch. On reflection I’m not sure which is more council, banging your mate’s wife or wearing/buying Ann Summers attire.
She sounds very like my sister - should i tell BIL ?I was having an affair with the wife of my close mate a couple of years ago, don’t judge me I’ve been for counselling. She asked me to choose some garments from the AS website, this is a 45 year old woman that drives a Bentley Azure convertible, villas all over Europe and she wanted me to lower myself to AS underwear. I bought her some very nice pieces of silk Versace smalls and just cut a hole in the crotch. On reflection I’m not sure which is more council, banging your mate’s wife or wearing/buying Ann Summers attire.
dunkind said:
Jesus, Ann Summers?? Is this the council thread?
I was having an affair with the wife of my close mate a couple of years ago, don’t judge me I’ve been for counselling. She asked me to choose some garments from the AS website, this is a 45 year old woman that drives a Bentley Azure convertible, villas all over Europe and she wanted me to lower myself to AS underwear. I bought her some very nice pieces of silk Versace smalls and just cut a hole in the crotch. On reflection I’m not sure which is more council, banging your mate’s wife or wearing/buying Ann Summers attire.
I guess that i depends on how big the hole in the crotch needed to be......I was having an affair with the wife of my close mate a couple of years ago, don’t judge me I’ve been for counselling. She asked me to choose some garments from the AS website, this is a 45 year old woman that drives a Bentley Azure convertible, villas all over Europe and she wanted me to lower myself to AS underwear. I bought her some very nice pieces of silk Versace smalls and just cut a hole in the crotch. On reflection I’m not sure which is more council, banging your mate’s wife or wearing/buying Ann Summers attire.
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