Deathbed confessions
Deathbed confessions
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Thankyou4calling

Original Poster:

10,877 posts

196 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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I don't understand why more don't do them?

Criminals, cheats, con artists etc.

Maybe they do and I'm unaware but if more crims for instance confessed to crimes they were suspected of it'd save a lot of police time and family anguish.

Could we incentivise people somehow.

Just musing nothing to confess personally.

MikeM6

5,837 posts

125 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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Maybe there are other things to think about when dying, or no opportunity to think at all.

silverfoxcc

8,120 posts

168 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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With my luck, i would recover...so it is a sealed envelope to be opened after the smoke clears

Pete102

2,359 posts

209 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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I would hazard a guess that the moral compass of a hardcore criminal is not calibrated to confessing crimes at any point, regardless of the benefit.

Roofless Toothless

7,139 posts

155 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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Many, perhaps most, crimes are involved with having power over other people. Not confessing at death is a way of continuing that power beyond the grave.

jfdi

1,306 posts

198 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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So if I cough to several bank robberies and a few murders on my deathbed the kids get some bonus inheritance?
Can't see that being abused in anyway scratchchin

Rh14n

1,069 posts

131 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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Roofless Toothless said:
Many, perhaps most, crimes are involved with having power over other people. Not confessing at death is a way of continuing that power beyond the grave.
This. ^^^

shirt

25,061 posts

224 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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How do you incentivise a dying person?

The ultimate jam tomorrow!

Dbag101

1,098 posts

17 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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Roofless Toothless said:
Many, perhaps most, crimes are involved with having power over other people. Not confessing at death is a way of continuing that power beyond the grave.
Ian Brady, to give a great example. He never did say where Keith Bennett ended up. It was believed that he knew full well where he had disposed of the body, but just led searchers on a wild goose chase, to get some time out in the open. There is a school of thought, that says Brady may have actually buried the body at one of his previous addresses, or indeed moved him around, and not left him in any one place, for long. Taking searchers up on to the moors was a red herring.

WrekinCrew

5,497 posts

173 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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Does the Proceeds of Crime Act apply after death? If so you might not want your family left penniless.

Sheets Tabuer

21,051 posts

238 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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It'll be on my death bed I finally confess to the mrs that I was indeed looking down the barmaids top.

tim0409

5,722 posts

182 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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If you were dying what would the incentive be for confessing? Most people care about how they are remembered, so confessing to a crime doesn’t really benefit them or their legacy.

Chauffard

917 posts

20 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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It also applies to smaller stuff, if your Dad confessed on his deathbed that instead of Sgt. Fury your beloved childhood cat just wandering off, he backed over it in his Ford Consul, would you think better of him ?

Gt6turbo

364 posts

14 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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My grandmother told her daughter she had a step daughter, never spoke about it before she was adopted off. She died a few weeks later.

Not a deathbed one but triggered by her step daughter sending a letter.

Edited by Gt6turbo on Friday 4th April 19:06

bristolracer

5,887 posts

172 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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When my Mum died, my Dad told us all about the brother we had who had died before we were born.

Monkeylegend

28,454 posts

254 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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A bit like the old joke.

"Dad, what will we get now you are on your deathbed and are about to die?"

"You will get all the houses on this side of the road son, and your sister will get all those on the other side"

"We're rich beyond belief" they both shout.

"No" says Mum, "Dad's talking about his paper round

anonymous-user

77 months

Friday 4th April 2025
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Monkeylegend said:
A bit like the old joke.

"Dad, what will we get now you are on your deathbed and are about to die?"

"You will get all the houses on this side of the road son, and your sister will get all those on the other side"

"We're rich beyond belief" they both shout.

"No" says Mum, "Dad's talking about his paper round
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Jasandjules

72,004 posts

252 months

Saturday 5th April 2025
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tim0409 said:
If you were dying what would the incentive be for confessing? Most people care about how they are remembered, so confessing to a crime doesn’t really benefit them or their legacy.
Maybe the crime was to remove a paedo from this life.....