Today's Senior Moment

Today's Senior Moment

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DickyC

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53,535 posts

211 months

Friday 11th April
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Usually I wake up before Mrs C, totter downstairs, make myself a cup of tea and sit in front of the television to watch the news. This morning, I carried my cup of tea into the lounge to discover a nice hot of tea waiting for me. With Mrs C still sparko, it must have been me. I have no recollection at all of making the first cuppa. Making the second one I wondered where all the blue mugs had gone even though I had used the last clean one not five minutes earlier.

This means I am at the stage of being able to function correctly but not always able to retain a memory of doing so.

Ah, the joys of getting old.

DickyC

Original Poster:

53,535 posts

211 months

Friday 11th April
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I managed to choose World Parkinson's Day to share my mishap.

paperbag

StevieBee

14,058 posts

268 months

Friday 11th April
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I'm only 58 but the double-cuppa has been occasional factor on my life for some time.

One recent addition was me going to put a slice of bread in the toaster only to be somewhat surprised at the toaster popping up a toasted slice I'd put in a moment earlier.

Blue62

9,696 posts

165 months

Friday 11th April
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I’m almost 60 and recently replaced my broken binoculars with an identical new pair. Guess which pair I threw in the bin?

Red9zero

8,675 posts

70 months

Friday 11th April
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StevieBee said:
I'm only 58 but the double-cuppa has been occasional factor on my life for some time.

One recent addition was me going to put a slice of bread in the toaster only to be somewhat surprised at the toaster popping up a toasted slice I'd put in a moment earlier.
I was stood waiting for the toaster to pop up the other morning, when I eventually realised I hadn't put any bread in it. I haven't done the double cuppa, but I have made a cuppa and forgot about it until it has gone cold, which is gutting. My top senior moment was losing my phone while camping and then using the torch on said phone to find the phone that was in my hand.

Sheepshanks

36,556 posts

132 months

Friday 11th April
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In a similar vein to the OP, I went downstairs this morning, as I do every morning, to make my coffee and wife’s tea. I got half way through making hers before I remembered she’s away. It’s not even the first day - she’s been away three days.

I’ve always had such memory problems though - doing DIY is a nightmare as I’m constantly searching for where I’ve put things down. And it’s a family joke that asking me to remember something is completely pointless.

Adenauer

18,794 posts

249 months

Friday 11th April
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What an uplifting thread, thanks DickyC.

I'm older than all of you (well, apart from DickyC but he's actually ancient) and have never done any of the senile stuff you guys are going on about.

What a happy day this is. biggrin

DickyC

Original Poster:

53,535 posts

211 months

Friday 11th April
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Adenauer said:
What an uplifting thread, thanks DickyC.

I'm older than all of you (well, apart from DickyC but he's actually ancient) and have never done any of the senile stuff you guys are going on about.

What a happy day this is. biggrin
Officially Ancient.

Marvellous.

bowtie

Is there a badge? A plaque, perhaps?

LastPoster

2,911 posts

196 months

Friday 11th April
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Blue62 said:
I’m almost 60 and recently replaced my broken binoculars with an identical new pair. Guess which pair I threw in the bin?
I filled out and signed some important documents a few weeks ago. I took them to the Post Office, whilst walking towards the PO I noticed a newly installed bin where I thought the post box had been. “That’s odd” I thought, they have taken away the box and replaced it with a bin. I walked up to the bin with the same thought in my mind and posted my letter, straight in the bin! The post box is just tucked around the corner, where it has always been paperbag

Luckily I still had enough presence of mind to scan the documents first. I’m 56 frown

markymarkthree

2,884 posts

184 months

Friday 11th April
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DickyC said:
Officially Ancient.

Marvellous.

bowtie

Is there a badge? A plaque, perhaps?
It will be a grey one outside your house. wink

Travs

187 posts

215 months

Friday 11th April
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DickyC said:
Officially Ancient.

Marvellous.

bowtie

Is there a badge? A plaque, perhaps?
Unfortunately it's likely to be an atherosclerotic one clinging to an artery somewhere!

Alickadoo

2,832 posts

36 months

Friday 11th April
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DickyC said:
Usually I wake up before Mrs C, totter downstairs, make myself a cup of tea and sit in front of the television to watch the news. This morning, I carried my cup of tea into the lounge to discover a nice hot of tea waiting for me. With Mrs C still sparko, it must have been me. I have no recollection at all of making the first cuppa. Making the second one I wondered where all the blue mugs had gone even though I had used the last clean one not five minutes earlier.

This means I am at the stage of being able to function correctly but not always able to retain a memory of doing so.

Ah, the joys of getting old.
Get yourself a kettle from Tesco, milk, cups, tea bags, put at the side of the bed and then you and Mrs C can have a cup of tea in bed.

My senior moment is that I keep thinking today is Saturday.







RizzoTheRat

26,573 posts

205 months

Friday 11th April
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Red9zero said:
I was stood waiting for the toaster to pop up the other morning, when I eventually realised I hadn't put any bread in it. I haven't done the double cuppa, but I have made a cuppa and forgot about it until it has gone cold, which is gutting. My top senior moment was losing my phone while camping and then using the torch on said phone to find the phone that was in my hand.
I had a panic a while ago riding a rental Donkey Republic bike through Copenhagen when I suddenly realised my phone wasn't in the pocket I always put it in. Frantically patting down all my other pockets and thinking we'll have to go back to the park we'd just been in and see if I'd dropped it when unlocking the bikes....when I realised it was strapped to the phone mount on the bike and I was using it for navigation paperbag

I was about 49 at the time

Adenauer

18,794 posts

249 months

Friday 11th April
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Travs said:
DickyC said:
Officially Ancient.

Marvellous.

bowtie

Is there a badge? A plaque, perhaps?
Unfortunately it's likely to be an atherosclerotic one clinging to an artery somewhere!
Feck me, I thought markymarkthree's comment was pretty dark. laugh

Travs

187 posts

215 months

Friday 11th April
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Adenauer said:
Feck me, I thought markymarkthree's comment was pretty dark. laugh
Being married to a nurse and a career in healthcare does that to you.

markymarkthree

2,884 posts

184 months

Friday 11th April
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After buying a round of drinks at the bar, i suddenly realized i had left my sunglasses at the bar. Couldn't see them and it had only been seconds so i asked the same barmaid if anyone had handed in a pair of sunglasses. She replied "would they be the ones tucked into the top of your tee-shirt sir?". Oops.

NDA

23,027 posts

238 months

Friday 11th April
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Adenauer said:
I'm older than all of you (well, apart from DickyC but he's actually ancient) and have never done any of the senile stuff you guys are going on about.
Or at least you don't remember doing any of those things.

IroningMan

10,496 posts

259 months

Friday 11th April
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Adenauer said:
Travs said:
DickyC said:
Officially Ancient.

Marvellous.

bowtie

Is there a badge? A plaque, perhaps?
Unfortunately it's likely to be an atherosclerotic one clinging to an artery somewhere!
Feck me, I thought markymarkthree's comment was pretty dark. laugh
Quite.

Besides, the plaque’s probably on his dentures.

markymarkthree

2,884 posts

184 months

Friday 11th April
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Travs said:
DickyC said:
Officially Ancient.

Marvellous.

bowtie

Is there a badge? A plaque, perhaps?
Unfortunately it's likely to be an atherosclerotic one clinging to an artery somewhere!
Nice one, wish i had thought of that. smile
Been there, done that, got the stent, also got the Nurse with 40yrs at the coal face.

Chunkymonkey_71

13,066 posts

211 months

Friday 11th April
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Adenauer said:
What an uplifting thread, thanks DickyC.

I'm older than all of you (well, apart from DickyC but he's actually ancient) and have never done any of the senile stuff you guys are going on about.

What a happy day this is. biggrin
You do eat your lunch with a big spoon though.

And probably a bib. ;-)