Bonfires - should they be banned/heavily restricted?
Bonfires - should they be banned/heavily restricted?
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paulw123

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4,339 posts

210 months

Saturday 26th April
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Some chap across the road has decided in his infinite wisdom that this totally still Saturday afternoon is a good time for him to start burning what is either damp leaves or green garden waste. Smoke billowing across the surrounding gardens many who have full lines of washing.

Now I like a good bonfire once in a blue moon but I will always wait till dusk,decent breeze and dry material only and only in a large garden. Sadly this isn't the norm and I've lost count of the amount of sunny Saturdays that you see smoke billowing out of someone's garden.

Is it time bonfires were heavily restricted?

Mr Magooagain

12,278 posts

190 months

Saturday 26th April
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Totally banned here in my part of France with only farmers being allowed for some reason.

tribbles

4,129 posts

242 months

Saturday 26th April
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My ex neighbour burned some VHS cassettes in his bonfire one Saturday afternoon because he couldn't give them away, and was too lazy to travel the 2 miles to the local tip...

I moved.

eldar

24,727 posts

216 months

Saturday 26th April
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tribbles said:
My ex neighbour burned some VHS cassettes in his bonfire one Saturday afternoon because he couldn't give them away, and was too lazy to travel the 2 miles to the local tip...

I moved.
One bonfire and you moved. Really?

grumbledoak

32,289 posts

253 months

Saturday 26th April
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Yes, let's ban thiings every time one random dhead does it. That will end well. rolleyes

tribbles

4,129 posts

242 months

Saturday 26th April
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eldar said:
tribbles said:
My ex neighbour burned some VHS cassettes in his bonfire one Saturday afternoon because he couldn't give them away, and was too lazy to travel the 2 miles to the local tip...

I moved.
One bonfire and you moved. Really?
There was much more. But I also relocated when I changed jobs anyway.

Spare tyre

11,922 posts

150 months

Saturday 26th April
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tribbles said:
My ex neighbour burned some VHS cassettes in his bonfire one Saturday afternoon because he couldn't give them away, and was too lazy to travel the 2 miles to the local tip...

I moved.
How many was it, surely bottom of a bin job

Countdown

46,403 posts

216 months

Saturday 26th April
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paulw123 said:
Some chap across the road has decided in his infinite wisdom that this totally still Saturday afternoon is a good time for him to start burning what is either damp leaves or green garden waste. Smoke billowing across the surrounding gardens many who have full lines of washing.

Now I like a good bonfire once in a blue moon but I will always wait till dusk,decent breeze and dry material only and only in a large garden. Sadly this isn't the norm and I've lost count of the amount of sunny Saturdays that you see smoke billowing out of someone's garden.

Is it time bonfires were heavily restricted?
I had the same issue with a neighbour.

A bonfire once or twice a year because he was too tight-fisted to pay the Council for a garden waste bin. As a result we'd get thick choking smoke billowing across our rear garden, kitchen and patio covered in ash, the smoke would even go into the bedroom windows if they were open, as they often are in summer. Fortunately somebody reported him and the Fire Brigade turned up. He's not had a bonfire since.

The problem with dheads is that they personally never realise they're being dheads

Doofus

32,385 posts

193 months

Saturday 26th April
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Mr Magooagain said:
Totally banned here in my part of France with only farmers being allowed for some reason.
Yep. Because of toxic particulates. Bans on older wood burner stoves are incoming too.

Jim H

1,496 posts

209 months

Saturday 26th April
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I could be wrong on this, however I thought it was against the law to have a bonfire before 19:00 hours? Maybe someone will be along to clear this up..

I’m guilty myself of having them, however I do consider myself very considerate to my neighbours. I’d never ever light one through the day, only after dark. And I only really do it as my green bin collection can’t quite keep up with my needs.

My house backs onto open fields and only if the wind is blowing in that direction will I light.

I only do it a couple of times a year, and I’m afraid to admit I rather enjoy it..

Mind, I’ve had a few close shaves with my choice of accelerant to get them going - and they probably didn’t even need it.

I only ever burn very dried out hedge / shrub clippings.

Old VHS cassettes- that’s council all day long.

Sticks.

9,534 posts

271 months

Saturday 26th April
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Countdown said:
I had the same issue with a neighbour.

A bonfire once or twice a year because he was too tight-fisted to pay the Council for a garden waste bin. As a result we'd get thick choking smoke billowing across our rear garden, kitchen and patio covered in ash, the smoke would even go into the bedroom windows if they were open, as they often are in summer.
I've just renewed mine @ £60. When I have help clearing mine early in the year, he can only come once a fortnight as the bin will be filled each time (not grass). I have a pile to cut up still. So, could be either of those.

But yes, very inconsiderate, OP has it about right.

rossub

5,394 posts

210 months

Saturday 26th April
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grumbledoak said:
Yes, let's ban thiings every time one random dhead does it. That will end well. rolleyes
To be fair, there is absolutely zero need to have fires in gardens when recycling centres are widely available.

Rural stand alone house 10s of miles from one, fair enough - crack on.

grumbledoak

32,289 posts

253 months

Saturday 26th April
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rossub said:
To be fair, there is absolutely zero need to have fires in gardens when recycling centres are widely available.

Rural stand alone house 10s of miles from one, fair enough - crack on.
Missing the point. Which was that there are more dheads in the country than there are words in the dictionary. We wouldn't have much left allowed us.

Colonel Cupcake

1,314 posts

65 months

Saturday 26th April
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Would peoples smoky barbeques be exempted?

Countdown

46,403 posts

216 months

Saturday 26th April
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Colonel Cupcake said:
Would peoples smoky barbeques be exempted?
Do barbeques create anywhere near the amount of smoke that a bonfire does?

Doofus

32,385 posts

193 months

Saturday 26th April
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People don't often burn garden waste on a barbecue.

toastyhamster

1,750 posts

116 months

Saturday 26th April
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Doofus said:
Mr Magooagain said:
Totally banned here in my part of France with only farmers being allowed for some reason.
Yep. Because of toxic particulates. Bans on older wood burner stoves are incoming too.
They aren't enforced, well not round here anyway, sizable parts of Nottingham are heating their homes with pallet wood/broken up furniture in illegal wood burners. Looking at you Hucknall.

Doofus

32,385 posts

193 months

Saturday 26th April
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toastyhamster said:
Doofus said:
Mr Magooagain said:
Totally banned here in my part of France with only farmers being allowed for some reason.
Yep. Because of toxic particulates. Bans on older wood burner stoves are incoming too.
They aren't enforced, well not round here anyway, sizable parts of Nottingham are heating their homes with pallet wood/broken up furniture in illegal wood burners. Looking at you Hucknall.
Nottingham's a long way from France. wink

Mr Magooagain

12,278 posts

190 months

Saturday 26th April
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Doofus said:
Mr Magooagain said:
Totally banned here in my part of France with only farmers being allowed for some reason.
Yep. Because of toxic particulates. Bans on older wood burner stoves are incoming too.
That will be extremely hard to implement.

a340driver

586 posts

175 months

Saturday 26th April
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I think so despite the fact that I used to love a good one.

The last time I had one I was goaded on by my 80yr old hilarious neighbour maybe 20yrs ago and we had so many angry other neighbours that I decided to stop. I lived in a village at the time but had a lot of close houses around me.

It was quite bad but I had my S10 respirator on unlike the neighbours.