A demonstration of a remarkable skill....

A demonstration of a remarkable skill....

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Blib

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46,055 posts

212 months

Yesterday (09:38)
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..... or luck?

Have you ever performed or witnessed a remarkable act of skill?

Here's one.

Many years ago, a group of us were shooting the breeze on a campsite one lazy, late summer afternoon.

Bees and wasps were darting amongst us, going about their business. The wasps were particularly vexing, as they tried to alight on our food.

While discussing this annoyance, one of the group boldly stated that he could cut a wasp in half with a pair of scissors while it was in mid flight. Cue gales of derisory laughter.

Undaunted, the chap bustled off to find a suitable weapon. When he returned he regained his seat and began to wait patiently for a victim to swoop by.

In time a wasp did just that and in a flash, a blur of scissor death shot out.

Two halves of a still quivering wasp fell on to our table. The wasp had been neatly cut in half at the 'waist'.

With that, the chap mic-dropped the scissors, got up from the table and strolled away, leaving his audience dumbstruck at what they had just witnessed.

He never admitted whether it was luck or his great skill that we saw that day, and he took his secret with him to the grave.

P675

487 posts

47 months

Yesterday (09:40)
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Several times saved myself from crashing and have no idea what I did, was just a reaction.

glenrobbo

37,873 posts

165 months

Yesterday (09:45)
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Was he stung to death by a swarm of angry wasps out for vengeance shortly after his arrogant display of waspicide?


Anyway, why go to the trouble of hunting for a pair of scissors when a teaspoon is just as effective in the right hands?

spitfire-ian

3,978 posts

243 months

Yesterday (10:02)
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Was it this guy?


Lotobear

7,979 posts

143 months

Yesterday (10:16)
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Wife's grandad was a cabinet maker - trained with the CooP and amongst other things did church screens and shop fittings

He once showed me one of the first things they were taught to do as an apprentice, they had to practice and practice over 6 months until they got it perfect. Only then were they allowed to progress.

Took a lump of random sawn mishshapen hardwood and with nothing other than a vice, wooden bench hook, a sharp plane and a square turned it into an absolutely perfect piece of timber with dead on parallel faces and every angle 100% square - took him very little time. It has stuck with me as being an example of real skill, I was in awe at the time.

These days it would get shoved through a thicknesser or CNC machine.

Also used to make furniture in retirement and one of the side tables he made for us had drawers so perfect you could feel the air compressing as you closed them.

I inherited his tools but can't do them justice sadly.


KaraK

13,390 posts

224 months

Yesterday (10:22)
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P675 said:
Several times saved myself from crashing and have no idea what I did, was just a reaction.
This! Purely reactive instinct me is apparently a far better driver than actual me. The split-second evasive maneuverers I've pulled off that there's not a cat in hell's chance I could pull off if I actually tried have astonished me more than once.

judas

6,171 posts

274 months

Yesterday (10:37)
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KaraK said:
P675 said:
Several times saved myself from crashing and have no idea what I did, was just a reaction.
This! Purely reactive instinct me is apparently a far better driver than actual me. The split-second evasive maneuverers I've pulled off that there's not a cat in hell's chance I could pull off if I actually tried have astonished me more than once.
Same here. Driving home from a restaurant one evening, a car runs a red light straight in front of me. No idea how, but I swerved around him and carried on as if nothing had happened. Missus and friend in back were freaking out.

Roofless Toothless

6,585 posts

147 months

Yesterday (10:39)
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The cabinet maker story reminded me of the wooden aeroplane propellers I saw at the museum at Duxford. They had to be perfectly balanced by weight and ‘thrust’ or whatever the word is, to stop the engine shaking itself to pieces. That must be quite a skill.

littleredrooster

5,946 posts

211 months

Yesterday (10:41)
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Lotobear said:
Took a lump of random sawn mishshapen hardwood and with nothing other than a vice, wooden bench hook, a sharp plane and a square turned it into an absolutely perfect piece of timber with dead on parallel faces and every angle 100% square - took him very little time. It has stuck with me as being an example of real skill, I was in awe at the time.
Exactly the same exercise as mine (for my mechanical engineering apprenticeship in 1970), except mine was with a lump of rusty metal. Had to end up with a piece of perfectly square bar 0.5" x 0.5" x 3", all dimensions +/- .005 and (by using a scraper and surface plate with engineer's blue) so flat that it would 'wring' together with the piece made by the apprentice next to you. Everything done with hand tools.

Randy Winkman

19,028 posts

204 months

Yesterday (11:02)
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judas said:
KaraK said:
P675 said:
Several times saved myself from crashing and have no idea what I did, was just a reaction.
This! Purely reactive instinct me is apparently a far better driver than actual me. The split-second evasive maneuverers I've pulled off that there's not a cat in hell's chance I could pull off if I actually tried have astonished me more than once.
Same here. Driving home from a restaurant one evening, a car runs a red light straight in front of me. No idea how, but I swerved around him and carried on as if nothing had happened. Missus and friend in back were freaking out.
Gee whizz! You guys are unlucky - I've been driving for 43 years and never had to save myself from crashing.
smile

Sycamore

2,027 posts

133 months

Yesterday (11:11)
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If there's a large joint of meat in the counter at my local butchers, he will often cut a piece off that'll be the exact weight I asked for.
I'm sure he gets plenty practice, but getting it bang on at 750g for example from a 2346g piece is remarkable biggrin

K87

3,958 posts

114 months

Yesterday (11:16)
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I went to buy a new pen in Kendall, the customer in front of me was making her choice between two fountain pens. She picked up a pen in each hand to test them and wrote different words with each hand at the same time, each was perfectly legible. Made her choice and left.

I cannot do the same thing to save my life.

bigpriest

2,071 posts

145 months

Yesterday (11:18)
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Blib said:
..... or luck?

Have you ever performed or witnessed a remarkable act of skill?

Here's one.

Many years ago, a group of us were shooting the breeze on a campsite one lazy, late summer afternoon.

Bees and wasps were darting amongst us, going about their business. The wasps were particularly vexing, as they tried to alight on our food.

While discussing this annoyance, one of the group boldly stated that he could cut a wasp in half with a pair of scissors while it was in mid flight. Cue gales of derisory laughter.

Undaunted, the chap bustled off to find a suitable weapon. When he returned he regained his seat and began to wait patiently for a victim to swoop by.

In time a wasp did just that and in a flash, a blur of scissor death shot out.

Two halves of a still quivering wasp fell on to our table. The wasp had been neatly cut in half at the 'waist'.

With that, the chap mic-dropped the scissors, got up from the table and strolled away, leaving his audience dumbstruck at what they had just witnessed.

He never admitted whether it was luck or his great skill that we saw that day, and he took his secret with him to the grave.
I once towel-whipped a fly so perfectly the fly exploded and there wasn't a mark left on the ceiling.

Gecko1978

11,420 posts

172 months

Yesterday (11:24)
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School trip to the lake district a stone skimming competition one night we were all getting 2 3 maybe 4 of 5 skips and then I threw a rock out and it rather than skipped just hydroplaned the surface in a perfect arc it was over 18 "skips" no idea how I did it but won me a mars bar

Tango13

9,524 posts

191 months

Yesterday (11:34)
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littleredrooster said:
Lotobear said:
Took a lump of random sawn mishshapen hardwood and with nothing other than a vice, wooden bench hook, a sharp plane and a square turned it into an absolutely perfect piece of timber with dead on parallel faces and every angle 100% square - took him very little time. It has stuck with me as being an example of real skill, I was in awe at the time.
Exactly the same exercise as mine (for my mechanical engineering apprenticeship in 1970), except mine was with a lump of rusty metal. Had to end up with a piece of perfectly square bar 0.5" x 0.5" x 3", all dimensions +/- .005 and (by using a scraper and surface plate with engineer's blue) so flat that it would 'wring' together with the piece made by the apprentice next to you. Everything done with hand tools.
I was at the big machine tool show at the NEC many years back and there was a bloke there with a metal spinning lathe manually making the aluminium canisters for spray guns.

I always maintain that the easier it looks the harder it actually is.

98elise

29,836 posts

176 months

Yesterday (11:37)
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littleredrooster said:
Lotobear said:
Took a lump of random sawn mishshapen hardwood and with nothing other than a vice, wooden bench hook, a sharp plane and a square turned it into an absolutely perfect piece of timber with dead on parallel faces and every angle 100% square - took him very little time. It has stuck with me as being an example of real skill, I was in awe at the time.
Exactly the same exercise as mine (for my mechanical engineering apprenticeship in 1970), except mine was with a lump of rusty metal. Had to end up with a piece of perfectly square bar 0.5" x 0.5" x 3", all dimensions +/- .005 and (by using a scraper and surface plate with engineer's blue) so flat that it would 'wring' together with the piece made by the apprentice next to you. Everything done with hand tools.
Similar to my apprenticeship in 1982.

48k

15,194 posts

163 months

Yesterday (11:53)
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The legendary Bookatrack "Lotus Elise Through a Gate" Oakington Spin video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLa-x9ZZsaA

I still don't know if he meant to do it or not.

Sigmamark7

411 posts

176 months

Yesterday (12:04)
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98elise said:
littleredrooster said:
Lotobear said:
Took a lump of random sawn mishshapen hardwood and with nothing other than a vice, wooden bench hook, a sharp plane and a square turned it into an absolutely perfect piece of timber with dead on parallel faces and every angle 100% square - took him very little time. It has stuck with me as being an example of real skill, I was in awe at the time.
Exactly the same exercise as mine (for my mechanical engineering apprenticeship in 1970), except mine was with a lump of rusty metal. Had to end up with a piece of perfectly square bar 0.5" x 0.5" x 3", all dimensions +/- .005 and (by using a scraper and surface plate with engineer's blue) so flat that it would 'wring' together with the piece made by the apprentice next to you. Everything done with hand tools.
Similar to my apprenticeship in 1982.
We had a similar thing during my apprenticeship. Start with a 1.25” cube of metal and finish with a 1” cube. Had to be +/- 0.005” and only done with a hacksaw, file and finished with a scraper. The hardest part was cutting just enough off with the hacksaw, which was the sort with a file handle and not the pistol grip type.

normalbloke

8,079 posts

234 months

Yesterday (12:14)
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spitfire-ian said:
Was it this guy?

No, it was the other chap, Edward.

98elise

29,836 posts

176 months

Yesterday (12:23)
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K87 said:
I went to buy a new pen in Kendall, the customer in front of me was making her choice between two fountain pens. She picked up a pen in each hand to test them and wrote different words with each hand at the same time, each was perfectly legible. Made her choice and left.

I cannot do the same thing to save my life.
I knew someone who in the early days of mobiles could type two separate messages on two phones (one in each hand) simultaneously.

More a party piece than a skill though as there was absolutely no use for it!