Wrong answers only

[Milkyway]

OK, not an original idea from moi... But it has a fun forum elsewhere. & can be a fun party game
It might work on here...for a little while.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 6th September 19:55

[Riley Blue]

43

[Doofus]

Yes

[Super Sonic]

Can I buy it at Smyth's? How much is it?

[Milkyway]

Super Sonic said:

Can I buy it at Smyth's? How much is it?

Batteries not included.

[Voldemort]

The Oxo Tower

[Mumble]

My cat eats fish

[The Rotrex Kid]

Mornington Crescent

[Doofus]

This is as much fun as I expected it would be.

Or

This isn't as much fun as I expected it to be.

Both wrong, and also, both correct.

[Lo-Fi]

Dogs barking can't fly without umbrellas.

[Milkyway]

A couple of examples 'borrowed' from Steve Hills 'Wrong answers' site...

Q: What is the perfect wedding gift.
A: A DNA test to prove that the Bride & Groom are siblings,

Q: What does the tooth fairy do during the day.
A: Drink Meths.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 6th September 22:26

[baconsarney]

Girlfriend recently: What colour are my eyes?

Me ( I didn’t know): er, Bluey greeny grey brown?

Was the very wrong answer

[FlyVintage]

Dogs can’t look up.

[cherryowen]

I think I read this on the "Juvenile snigger" thread:-

Q : What's the first thing you do after sex?
A : Continue the autopsy whilst reminding myself that, despite the occasional shortcoming, I'm still a good Vet

I laughed like a fking drain

[wolfracesonic]

Princess Margaret.

[Mirinjawbro]

If you notice this notice youll notice this notice is not worth noticing

[Skyedriver]

Lo-Fi said:

Dogs barking can't fly without umbrellas.

Great book my son had about 15 year ago

[Skyedriver]

Next to the 10mm socket.

[zetec]

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

[anonymoususer]

Cut the blue wire