Toilet paper. Folder or scruncher?

[Smollet]

This topic came up in my local this weekend and out of 6, 5 folded with just one carefree soul who scrunched.
I think a broader survey is needed on this very anal topic. So who folds and who scrunches when using toilet paper?

[Terminator X]

Rookie error, needs a poll

TX.

[Gary29]

st topic this. I scrunch, I wasn't aware this was an outlier of a technique until now.

[Smollet]

Gary29 said:

st topic this. I scrunch, I wasn't aware this was an outlier of a technique until now.

Tbf of the those questioned 5 were blokes.

[Greshamst]

I used to be a scruncher until I went travelling in Asia.

A lot of the places you couldn’t flush toilet paper, but with a lot of western tourists they still provided toilet paper (along with the much loved Asian ‘bum gun’) and a bin.

You could tell the places where people were new to the country and the bin was full of scrunches which was gross as you could see poop. Travel inland/away from an airport city and it was much more folding as people learnt.

Folding was much more discreet! And now I am a folder as I have seen the light.

[bigpriest]

Scruncher. I don't want flat surfaces, defined edges and a thin middle adding risk to a delicate operation.

[TGCOTF-dewey]

You forgot the pongo option.

https://youtu.be/ECksiBHIH6k?si=fX3FCUE3N87Yi2OT

[Smollet]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

You forgot the pongo option.

https://youtu.be/ECksiBHIH6k?si=fX3FCUE3N87Yi2OT

Our military never ceases to impress

[Radec]

Posted before on a similar thread, but people need to be washing.

[Red9zero]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

You forgot the pongo option.

https://youtu.be/ECksiBHIH6k?si=fX3FCUE3N87Yi2OT

An ex-squaddie mate used to tell me about that, along with soggy biscuits and penguins falling over looking at planes on the Falklands. I never knew when he was bullstting or not

[ThingsBehindTheSun]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

You forgot the pongo option.

https://youtu.be/ECksiBHIH6k?si=fX3FCUE3N87Yi2OT

"And then you are sorted", except your finger smells of st, utterly gross. I know I am on the edge of the spectrum, but I find the whole concept of pooping absolutely disgusting. I am a folder, but I have managed to train myself to poop before my shower each morning. On the rare occasions I have to poop in the day, I always have to have another shower straight after.

Lets be honest, tissue is never going to leave you with a 100% clean bum hole, the thought of people walking around with bits of st still stuck to their arse makes me

[Buzz84]

[Sharp Bend]

Smollet said:

This topic came up in my local this weekend and out of 6, 5 folded with just one carefree soul who scrunched.
I think a broader survey is needed on this very anal topic. So who folds and who scrunches when using toilet paper?

I'm a three sheet slightly over lapping myself. It increases the area required.

[nicanary]

Sharp Bend said:

Smollet said:

This topic came up in my local this weekend and out of 6, 5 folded with just one carefree soul who scrunched.
I think a broader survey is needed on this very anal topic. So who folds and who scrunches when using toilet paper?

I'm a three sheet slightly over lapping myself. It increases the area required.

Similar. I really don't understand someone needing a shower afterwards, unless they've got a really hairy aRse. If you keep using paper until it comes up clean then there can't be any stray poop left in situ. Otherwise we're into Howard Hughes territory.

[smifffymoto]

Fold,scrunching blocks the pipes.

[ThingsBehindTheSun]

nicanary said:

Otherwise we're into Howard Hughes territory.

I hoover the interior of the car every time I use it, so we are probably not that far off.

[nicanary]

ThingsBehindTheSun said:

nicanary said:

Otherwise we're into Howard Hughes territory.

I hoover the interior of the car every time I use it, so we are probably not that far off.

nice to see you recognise a problem......

[Skyedriver]

Just to point out that Howard Hughes didn't cut his finger nails.... ouch

[Colonel Cupcake]

Four sheets, folded twice.

[Deranged Rover]

ThingsBehindTheSun said:

On the rare occasions I have to poop in the day, I always have to have another shower straight after.

Seriously? Special 'arse' flannel and soap and water will do it. It's only a small area that needs washing.

Unless you're REALLY messy...