Things you inexplicably can't do
Things you inexplicably can't do
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Quhet

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2,824 posts

170 months

Yesterday (21:19)
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It's my son's first birthday tomorrow so we've been prepping the house with a few decorations etc. For the first time in a very long time I tried to get some balloons blown up and remembered how terrible I am at tying them. My other half can seemingly do it with her eyes closed and behind her back but I just cannot tie the knot in the end properly. After a lot of struggling I just about managed to do one but it took about 5 minutes by which time my partner had managed to crack out about 10. Bit embarrassing really but I cannot fathom how people are able to do it so easily. She just laughed at me laugh

I also cannot (and have never been able to) do forward rolls. At 37 I don't think I ever will frown

Randy Winkman

21,193 posts

213 months

Yesterday (21:29)
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If you've not seen it this is Bob Mortimer doing backward and forward rolls on the programme Gone Fishing With Mortimer and Whitehouse.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=580819484323180

You might pick up some tips. smile

Warhavernet

1,008 posts

11 months

Yesterday (21:49)
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Can't spell rythym

StevieBee

14,936 posts

279 months

Yesterday (21:58)
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Simple mental arithmetic.

Complex stuff; no problem - love a bit of standard deviation. Just don't ask me to do the scoreboard at Darts.

bad company

21,546 posts

290 months

Yesterday (22:00)
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Never could touch my toes.

Getragdogleg

9,926 posts

207 months

Yesterday (22:01)
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I can't tie balloons, when I read the title I immediately thought of it, open the topic and neither can OP.

Im rubbish at word searches too. And spot the difference games.

cherryowen

12,420 posts

228 months

Yesterday (22:15)
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Until I opened this thread, I'd never thought about it but - yes - tying a knot in a balloon is something I just can't do!

Dave.

7,803 posts

277 months

Yesterday (22:18)
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Wheelies on a push bike, never have been able to, even made a thread on here about it many many years ago and it didn't help.

I just don't get it getmecoat

Digger

16,241 posts

215 months

Yesterday (22:18)
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Let's solve some problems . . . biggrin

I'd really love to be able to whistle like a bd with the 4 fingers in the mouth technique . . . I have no idea!


Johnspex

5,056 posts

208 months

Yesterday (22:20)
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bad company said:
Never could touch my toes.
Nor me. Even when I was a kid and still flexible it was impossible. Now I can’t even see my toes.

AB

19,848 posts

219 months

Yesterday (22:30)
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I've never been able to lick my elbow. Apparently it's easy.

toasty

8,262 posts

244 months

Yesterday (22:44)
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Stick to speed limits. I tried once, didn’t like it.

jules_s

5,071 posts

257 months

Yesterday (22:46)
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Johnspex said:
bad company said:
Never could touch my toes.
Nor me. Even when I was a kid and still flexible it was impossible. Now I can t even see my toes.
I could

Then

Ankylosing spondylitis

Meh cursebiggrin




bad company

21,546 posts

290 months

Yesterday (22:54)
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Johnspex said:
bad company said:
Never could touch my toes.
Nor me. Even when I was a kid and still flexible it was impossible. Now I can t even see my toes.
When I was young and flexible I could for example sit in a full lotus, I once did so through an episode of Top of the Pops.

Even then I couldn’t touch my toes.

POIDH

3,129 posts

89 months

Yesterday (23:00)
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I can't stick to a plan...

QuickQuack

2,685 posts

125 months

Yesterday (23:09)
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Digger said:
I'd really love to be able to whistle like a bd with the 4 fingers in the mouth technique . . . I have no idea!
Same here. I can make a barely audible noise, which I claim counts as whistling, by pursing my lips but I'm utterly perplexed by those who can whistle like a train.

Wheel Turned Out

2,218 posts

62 months

Yesterday (23:16)
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Understand music theory. Some people just have a real knack for it, but for some reason no matter how hard I try it or how many different resources I go through, it just doesn't want to stick for me. Very irritating.

tumble dryer

2,308 posts

151 months

Yesterday (23:22)
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I have a mental scotoma when it comes to things upside down or mirror image.

Imagine a blank two piece jigsaw, just two bloody pieces, and one is turned upside down and rotated, but you don’t know that to start with. It’ll take me a good two to three minutes to work our what needs to be done to make the things fit together.

I remember once fitting an overhead lighting canopy/pelmet in a kitchen with a cut-out for the cooker hood to go through to an external vent. Almost three meters long and the hole was centre offset. Turned it upside down to do the cut-out having measured, checked and double checked the sizes only to discover upon lifting it up above the wall cabinets that the extractor cut-out and hob positioned below were 600mm apart. FFS!! banghead

As a kid during IQ type tests these were common problems; I just guessed. spin

Landlubber

417 posts

73 months

Yesterday (23:35)
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POIDH said:
I can't stick to a plan...
I can't stick to a diet.

Super Sonic

12,760 posts

78 months

Yesterday (23:58)
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I can't tie shoelaces the 'normal' way, where you make a loop then twist the other bit round it then do some twiddly bit I can't get my head round. I just make two loops and tie them together.