Everyday things you have never done in your life

[Wacky Racer]

I've never ever cracked an egg.

[Monkeylegend]

The yoke is on you.

Well somebody had to.

[nikaiyo2]

I have never bought a pint of milk for me.

[Paul Dishman]

I’ve never been in a bookmakers

[Monkeylegend]

I have never smoked or taken recreational drugs.

[Warhavernet]

Never have put a curly-wurly under a wallaby.

[Spare tyre]

nikaiyo2 said:

I have never bought a pint of milk for me.

Buy me one?

[Spare tyre]

Warhavernet said:

Never have put a curly-wurly under a wallaby.

I’ve never paid a Scotsman to say “purple burglar alarm”

[Wacky Racer]

Monkeylegend said:

I have never smoked or taken recreational drugs.

Me neither.

[Austin Prefect]

Eaten a kebab.

Worn a dinner jacket.

Attempted to play a guitar.

Read a Harry Potter book.

Seen a Harry Potter film.

Been on a jury.

Assisted the police with their enquiries (is that still a thing?)

[hammo19]

Never had a tattoo.

[Rusty Old-Banger]

I can't think or anything I've never done that can be classed as everyday.

Never had a Costa, but then I fking hate Coffee.
Never taken a black cab?

[Super Sonic]

Never drunk a cocktail (unless you count whisky and ginger with ice).

[Timothy Bucktu]

I managed to never see that two girls one cup or whatever it was a few years ago.

[Stealthracer]

Never been in a betting shop either. (Well I did once to pick up a mate that worked there but I'm sure that doesn't count.)

Never had a kebab either. And now I'm on my own.

Never played most card games.

Never had a tattoo or a piercing.

Never driven a single-seater with more power than a FF1600.

Never flown without an instructor.

Never done a parachute jump.

Never gone on holiday abroad.

Never went camping after 1973.

Only ever attended one Grand Prix.

Never competed in any sport. (Slot racing and table tennis were at club level so don't count I'm sure.)


On the other hand I did once have a game of naked table tennis with a very attractive young lady. (Don't ask.)

Have also driven several electric cars.

And have appeared on stage with a member of a famous band. (Unpaid, though.)

So I'm not that disappointed!

[s p a c e m a n]

Never had a pokey bum wk

[Tango13]

Done the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs

[Doofus]

I have never failed to get where I was going without having to stop for a takeaway coffee.

[underwhelmist]

Doofus said:

I have never failed to get where I was going without having to stop for a takeaway coffee.

I have never failed to not get confused when parsing sentences with multiple negatives.

[TGTiff]

I have never been to a football match.