A hat for someone who hates hats
A hat for someone who hates hats
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Mr Creosote

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112 posts

10 months

Saturday
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I’ve always hated wearing a hat. They don’t suit me, they get in the way, I lose them, I sit on them. In short, I’m not a hat person.

However, I’m now on medication that increases my skin’s sensitivity to the sun, and coupled with my hairline’s retreat up my temples, the time has come to protect myself from the sun.

But what do I buy? A baseball cap seems the obvious choice, but doesn’t protect my neck. I’m not at Knebworth ‘96, or 29 years old, so a bucket hat would not suit me. A fedora would make a fashion statement that my T-shirt and jeans would struggle to match.

I know I shouldn’t care what others think, but I don’t want to leave the house looking a total plonker.

Any suggestions?

mmm-five

12,174 posts

309 months

Saturday
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Balaclava, or flat cap with a snood, or peaked-hoody?

I had a time that I wore a stupid-looking 'French Foreign Legion' style cap/neckshade when I was out in the sun all day (plus F50 on any exposed body parts), but it looked absolutely stupid.

Luckily, I hit 50 years old and my vampiric aversion to the sun seemed to suddenly disappear, and no longer go red within 30 seconds of stepping outside...so now I can go around with just a flat-cap on to shade my eyes/forehead and sunscreen if it's really sunny.

Edited by mmm-five on Saturday 2nd May 11:49

Mazinbrum

1,246 posts

203 months

Saturday
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The right straw fedora can look good, failing that also the right flat cap.

valiant

13,542 posts

185 months

Saturday
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Kepi.

Pretend you're in the foreign legion when you go out. Start practising your 1000 yard stare and mumble "I've seen things" when out and about.

Regbuser

6,518 posts

60 months

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WH16

8,037 posts

243 months

Saturday
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Just go for a decent Panama. A Summer staple for any English gentleman.


Doofus

33,451 posts

198 months

Saturday
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WH16 said:
Just go for a decent Panama. A Summer staple for any English gentleman.
This. Plus, they still look right when s bit shabby.

The way to wear a hat is confidently. Wear it with the confidence of knowing you look fine, and anyone who thinks otherwise will be irrelevant.

Mind you I once made the mistake of wearing a fedora with a raincost, and some kids started singing the Inspector Gadget tune at me...

CaptainScarlet1967

390 posts

10 months

Saturday
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I typed 'hat with neck protector' into Google and there are caps and other styles of hat that have neck protection similar to fishing hats 'built in'.

I don't think they look bad at all, although they do look the same style and aren't intended to be fashion statements, but chances are most people (especially strangers) won't pay attention to or heckle a neck protector, or someone wearing a hat of any sort.

I think it's a case of getting used to seeing yourself in one, which removes the self-conscious feeling of discomfort. I say that from experience as someone who has experimented with hats in the past. On one occasion it was even the lesser of the two evils: I had been given such a shoddy haircut that I wore a trilby for a couple of weeks.

Incidentally, don't think straw Panama hats (or boater hats) look bad on most people, and they are surprisingly versatile IME. One could arguably even place a cloth over the head and neck and secure it with a hat or cap.

However, a built-in neck protector is probably the easiest to use and clean.

It gets more interesting if you do an internet search, as some listings on Google even provide UV ratings. Looks like it is a necessary consideration for you. It certainly is for me, as I find it is always the back of my neck that is the most prone to quickly suffering sunburn.


Edited by CaptainScarlet1967 on Saturday 2nd May 14:05

Smint

3,025 posts

60 months

Saturday
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I see some Australian style bush hats out and about, erm no, sometimes worn with a Dryzabone full length waxed raincoat, superb when its pissing down in torrents but as a fashion statement?

Baseball caps should never be seen outside a sink estate, a decent Fedora or if summer use only as said a good well beaten Panama unless you want to change your look overall.

My suggestion, go country wear, cord trousers, check country style shirt, tweed waistcoat, in that get up a peaky blinders style flat cap in similar colour/material to the waistcoat would look pretty cool.

FlyVintage

378 posts

16 months

Saturday
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I wear one just because I can’t seem to wear any sunscreen anywhere near my face without it somehow getting into my eyes and stinging. This is my weapon of choice; it seems to go with what I tend to wear and have had lots of compliments on it (they can’t be all sarcastic can they?)

https://www.tarphat.co.uk/c/1/wide-brim-tarp-hats

Groomio

622 posts

5 months

Saturday
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Tilley - guaranteed for life, I've had one for 30 years for playing golf as I'm baldie

https://uk.tilley.com/collections/hats/products/t3...

If you're feeling brave how's about a pith helmet !!


https://www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/collections/pith-hel...


mac96

5,889 posts

168 months

Saturday
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The secondary issue I have is that hats like the Tarphat (which is a great hat) make my head overheat.

My best solution has been an unbranded thin leather hat with a brim. In spite of being dark brown, it stays cool.

FlyVintage

378 posts

16 months

Saturday
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mac96 said:
The secondary issue I have is that hats like the Tarphat (which is a great hat) make my head overheat.

My best solution has been an unbranded thin leather hat with a brim. In spite of being dark brown, it stays cool.
They thought of that smile

https://www.tarphat.co.uk/p/26/original-side-vente...

Arrivalist

2,613 posts

24 months

Saturday
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valiant said:
Kepi.

Pretend you're in the foreign legion when you go out. Start practising your 1000 yard stare and mumble "I've seen things" when out and about.
Love this biggrin

PomBstard

7,725 posts

267 months

Saturday
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Akubra - designed to be worn in warmer spots…

Www.akubra.com.au


Riley Blue

23,038 posts

251 months

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WH16 said:
Just go for a decent Panama. A Summer staple for any English gentleman.
Definitely the best option. I have four, three of which look like they're from the 'Last of the Summer Wine' prop store so it matters not whether they're sat on, get wet or whatever. The fourth is for best i.e. Wimbledon, Henley, Lords etc. just in case I'm invited one day.

Anything with a peak is simply wrong, standards must be maintained.

mac96

5,889 posts

168 months

Saturday
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FlyVintage said:
mac96 said:
The secondary issue I have is that hats like the Tarphat (which is a great hat) make my head overheat.

My best solution has been an unbranded thin leather hat with a brim. In spite of being dark brown, it stays cool.
They thought of that smile

https://www.tarphat.co.uk/p/26/original-side-vente...
Thank you, I'll try one of those!

Roofless Toothless

7,217 posts

157 months

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Super Sonic

12,825 posts

79 months

Saturday
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PomBstard said:
Akubra - designed to be worn in warmer spots

Www.akubra.com.au
Aren't they girl's hats?

Skyedriver

22,553 posts

307 months

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Roofless Toothless said:
Excellent, rofl can't beat Milligoon.