I gave her the 'wrong' answer
I gave her the 'wrong' answer
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mjo1

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36 posts

148 months

Yesterday (19:14)
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On a Saturday I volunteer at a car museum and my wife cooks a 'special' meal in the evening.Tonight, at my request we had home made smash burgers. Not made or eaten them before but we had discussed the principle of thin burgers with crispy edges. After serving them I was asked 'how were they'? I replied that they were good but I expected them to be thinner and with crispy edges; they were actually great tasting, regular thickness burgers, but not what I was expecting. I was then advised that next time I could cook them! Did I give her the 'wrong' answer and are others familiar with this situation?

MDMA .

10,340 posts

126 months

Yesterday (19:22)
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You let the staff answer back? Terminate their employment immediately.

zb

3,919 posts

189 months

Yesterday (19:22)
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For future reference, may I refer my honourable friend to the venerable Admiral Ackbar.




I imagine 'er indoors has already looked out the headache nightie.


Palmela

953 posts

9 months

Yesterday (19:26)
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The only correct answer to 'how were they' is a positive one. If they ask for feedback, or how they might be improved in future, a very gentle suggestion might be acceptable, but only with caution.

Come on man, every man with a 'significant other' should know the basics.

jules_s

5,113 posts

258 months

Yesterday (19:28)
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Palmela said:
Come on man, every man with a 'significant other' should know the basics.
Rookie error

I had to check he said he was marriedbiglaugh

AlexC1981

5,631 posts

242 months

Yesterday (19:28)
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No one likes to be told they cooked it wrong biggrin I'm sure you didn't mean it to sound like that, but that's probably what it sounded like.

By the way, the first time I smashed a burger in the frying pan it was a revelation. Miles tastier than baking or grilling and it took up the entire width of my bun instead of being a silly tall thing in the middle.

Red9zero

10,749 posts

82 months

Yesterday (19:32)
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See also "Does my bum look big in this".

Spare tyre

12,256 posts

155 months

Yesterday (19:44)
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Red9zero said:
See also "Does my bum look big in this".
It is big, of course it looks big

Regbuser

6,574 posts

60 months

Yesterday (19:47)
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Spare tyre said:
Red9zero said:
See also "Does my bum look big in this".
It is big, of course it looks big
Followed by cow horn hands on head, and a deep MOOOO hehe

Super Sonic

13,031 posts

79 months

Yesterday (20:05)
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When a lady asks a question, she is seeking validation, not information.

Milkyway

12,796 posts

78 months

Yesterday (20:16)
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"Will you still love me when I'm old & grey"
"Of course I do". getmecoat

NB: The dress thing... just enquire if she has still got the receipt.
(Covers most things... too small, gopping etc.)


Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 23 May 20:20

hammo19

7,311 posts

221 months

Yesterday (20:19)
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Next time just smile, nod and say something 100% positive. It’s much easier than causing The Wrath of Kahn.

Milkyway

12,796 posts

78 months

Yesterday (20:21)
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hammo19 said:
Next time just smile, nod and say something 100% positive. It s much easier than causing The Wrath of Kahn.
Just do a Lee Evans impression to diffuse the situation.


Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 23 May 20:25

zetec

5,056 posts

276 months

Yesterday (20:27)
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Just remember these words as well,

1. "Fine" = "This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up."
2. "Nothing" = "Means something and you need to be worried / on high alert."
3. "Go Ahead" = "This is a dare, not permission; do NOT do it."
4. "Whatever" = "A woman’s way of saying 'screw you' or 'go to hell'."
5. "That's Ok" = "She is thinking long and hard about how and when you will pay for your mistake."

Pit Pony

10,950 posts

146 months

Yesterday (20:39)
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zetec said:
Just remember these words as well,

1. "Fine" = "This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up."
2. "Nothing" = "Means something and you need to be worried / on high alert."
3. "Go Ahead" = "This is a dare, not permission; do NOT do it."
4. "Whatever" = "A woman s way of saying 'screw you' or 'go to hell'."
5. "That's Ok" = "She is thinking long and hard about how and when you will pay for your mistake."
What do they mean when they say "I think you should go away and think about how i actually feel about your behaviour, over the last 10 years"

Or "There's no point in you saying sorry, because if you'd ever been sorry you would make sure it didn't happen"

What do they mean when they say "If you really cared ...."

Panamax

8,718 posts

59 months

Yesterday (21:18)
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Milkyway said:
Just do a Lee Evans impression to diffuse the situation.
Or even to defuse the situation, depending on how you like your risk.

asfault

13,644 posts

204 months

Yesterday (21:34)
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Super Sonic said:
When a lady asks a question, she is seeking validation, not information.
yep, if your male mate is he is legit asking hwo to improve it

Timothy Bucktu

16,807 posts

225 months

Yesterday (21:50)
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mjo1 said:
On a Saturday I volunteer at a car museum and my wife cooks a 'special' meal in the evening.Tonight, at my request we had home made smash burgers. Not made or eaten them before but we had discussed the principle of thin burgers with crispy edges. After serving them I was asked 'how were they'? I replied that they were good but I expected them to be thinner and with crispy edges; they were actually great tasting, regular thickness burgers, but not what I was expecting. I was then advised that next time I could cook them! Did I give her the 'wrong' answer and are others familiar with this situation?
Your marriage is on the rocks. Get your assets in order now!

valiant

13,656 posts

185 months

Yesterday (21:58)
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mjo1 said:
On a Saturday I volunteer at a car museum and my wife cooks a 'special' meal in the evening.Tonight, at my request we had home made smash burgers. Not made or eaten them before but we had discussed the principle of thin burgers with crispy edges. After serving them I was asked 'how were they'? I replied that they were good but I expected them to be thinner and with crispy edges; they were actually great tasting, regular thickness burgers, but not what I was expecting. I was then advised that next time I could cook them! Did I give her the 'wrong' answer and are others familiar with this situation?
Christ man, have you only been married a month or something?