she's great but scatty doesn't begin to describe

[Smint]

So, seems i've developed some sort of lump beside my big toe, possibly a cist or something else the doc mentioned which i've now forgotten, doc's getting me an ultrasound organised, first instinct was to get stuck in with a needle but apparently that's not recommended

So, being her ever helpful self wife decides to take a pic and ask google/AI about it.
Because she's as scatty as a box of frogs she mistakenly sends the pic to one of her cohorts, who sends back a puzzled message.
Thank the good Lord it wasn't a lump on me wobbly bits.

I adore her, she's fun and lovely and always puts up with me, but please tell me i'm not alone here, is anyone else's Mrs as batty as mine

[simon_harris]

no it is definitely just you.

honest.

[johnymac]

I agree. You are on your own here.

Don't despair though. This makes you unique!

[Landlubber]

Nope, mines straight as a die, a byword for common sense and rational thought, great cook too and a big help around the house, services her own car as well.

[Warhavernet]

Landlubber said:

Nope, mines straight as a die, a byword for common sense and rational thought, great cook too and a big help around the house, services her own car as well.

You're sure she's actually female ?

[Landlubber]

Warhavernet said:

Landlubber said:

Nope, mines straight as a die, a byword for common sense and rational thought, great cook too and a big help around the house, services her own car as well.

You're sure she's actually female ?

I'll go check.

[General Price]

Landlubber said:

I'll go check.

[Landlubber]

Nope, we're fine, all good.

[Smint]

General Price said:

Strewth.

[texaxile]

My Mrs was a Nurse for 25 years.

I get zero sympathy, even with a 40 degree temp and convulsions, she rolls her eyes and then takes me to A&E. It was Malaria Ovale I caught while in the Philippines visiting her family. "told you it was nothing to worry about", then complains she's missed the latest episode of GoT.

Proceeds to feed me for a week with Conjee insisting I'll be fine and then decides to cut my hair while I'm sleeping so I wake up looking like Edmund Blackadder.

Wouldn't swap her for all the money in the world

Edited by texaxile on Wednesday 12th August 21:37