Age verification lunacy
Age verification lunacy
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judas

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6,240 posts

289 months

Yesterday (08:50)
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This morning my razor broke, so off I toddle to Amazon to buy a new one.

At the checkout I was asked to provide: a selfie, and photos of my driving licence front and rear. Then on checkout I had to authorise the transaction on my banking app - all from an account I've had for 20+ years and a card that's been attached to the account for many, many purchases along with credit cards in my name.

Why the fk could they possibly think I'm under 18 (I wish!)

Corporate arse covering gone mad I tell ya!

s.

dukeboy749r

3,875 posts

240 months

Yesterday (09:52)
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I am beginning to see why many theorists about aliens just reckon 'advanced' civilisations get so far and then end up destorying themselves - hence why we have never met any 'aliens'.

We are rapidly becoming our own laughing stock.

See too, politicians.

Metric Max

1,910 posts

252 months

Yesterday (11:00)
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Went into B&Q and got some caustic soda powder.
Cashier asked me if I was 18?
NoI replied, I'm 72, WTF?

Granadier

1,341 posts

57 months

Yesterday (11:04)
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I mentioned on the other age verification thread, some months ago I tried to buy a meat cleaver on Amazon. It asked me to register a credit card for payment to prove I was over 18. Strangely enough, it didn't give me any option of using photo ID - just provide a credit card or don't buy! Like the OP, I've had an Amazon account for more than 18 years, in fact I was a marketplace seller on there in the days when they pretty much only sold books and music.

I think we got the cleaver on Vinted in the end, they didn't seem to care about anyone's age.

ARH

2,096 posts

269 months

Yesterday (11:15)
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Granadier said:
I mentioned on the other age verification thread, some months ago I tried to buy a meat cleaver on Amazon. It asked me to register a credit card for payment to prove I was over 18. Strangely enough, it didn't give me any option of using photo ID - just provide a credit card or don't buy! Like the OP, I've had an Amazon account for more than 18 years, in fact I was a marketplace seller on there in the days when they pretty much only sold books and music.

I think we got the cleaver on Vinted in the end, they didn't seem to care about anyone's age.
This has stopped me buying sharp stuff on eBay a few times, I don't have a credit card and a debit card is no good apparently. But i have had an eBay account for over 20 years, you would have thought they could have worked out I was over 18.

Jamescrs

6,435 posts

95 months

Yesterday (11:16)
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Had similar issues with Amazon, wanted to buy a new block of knives for the kitchen, tried to go through the age verification system numerous times and kept failing so I gave up in the end and bought elsewhere.

My Amazon purchasing generally has dropped off a lot recently, used to be my go to but not anymore.

the-norseman

15,859 posts

201 months

Yesterday (11:18)
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I've been asked for ID by Amazon delivery drivers who have been delivering stuff like Knives etc but never when buying them on their site.

ATG

23,801 posts

302 months

Yesterday (11:26)
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My kid and his mates all spoof the facial recognition age verification crap by sucking their cheeks in and looking at the camera slightly off centre. It makes it look like they've got heavier jaw lines and the software then believes their claims to be 15 years old when they are in fact about 11. And that makes a fair difference to the crap they can access on line ... if only they could control the urge to share news of their great victory with their parents.

unzippy

444 posts

268 months

Yesterday (11:44)
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judas

Original Poster:

6,240 posts

289 months

Yesterday (11:53)
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unzippy said:
Very much so rofl

But seriously...

vikingaero

13,361 posts

199 months

Yesterday (12:00)
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I got an email from XBox Pass (yesterday) saying that I've been a member for so long that there was no need for me to verify my age. How cool and sensible is that? I don't even remember signing up to this so it must have been decades ago! biggrin

.:ian:.

3,119 posts

233 months

Yesterday (12:03)
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Ebay made me register a credit card to buy a circular saw biggrin

TGTiff

499 posts

214 months

Yesterday (12:13)
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Age verification to buy a tile cutter, the 'blade' must be all of 1mm long!

StevieBee

15,361 posts

285 months

Yesterday (12:28)
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Thing is......

Many of the items mentioned are often used by a minority cohort of younger people to do harm to other younger - and often older - people. It's therefore necessary to impose restrictions that limit their ability to get hold of such things.

On a case by case basis, those restrictions may seem tiresome, burdensome or ridiculous but you have to recognise that retail today is not loads of Ronnie Barkers in brown warehouse coats rummaging around in boxes to find items for customers who they know by name or how can apply common sense to determine their suitability to buy something.

Retail is highly automated and works at a massive scale and speed. So systems that check these things have to hit an acceptable balance between effect and efficiency. So whilst something may prevent some 16 year old scrote from buying a meat cleaver on Amazon, the trade off is a bit of faff for someone who has genuine need for one.

That faff you have to go through may actually result in saving some poor kid's life. It may even save yours. No way knowing of course but that's the intent.

Bottom line is that there's much to get angry about but proving your age to buy something that younger people shouldn't isn't one of them.

Monkeylegend

29,321 posts

261 months

Yesterday (12:54)
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StevieBee said:
Thing is......

Many of the items mentioned are often used by a minority cohort of younger people to do harm to other younger - and often older - people. It's therefore necessary to impose restrictions that limit their ability to get hold of such things.

On a case by case basis, those restrictions may seem tiresome, burdensome or ridiculous but you have to recognise that retail today is not loads of Ronnie Barkers in brown warehouse coats rummaging around in boxes to find items for customers who they know by name or how can apply common sense to determine their suitability to buy something.

Retail is highly automated and works at a massive scale and speed. So systems that check these things have to hit an acceptable balance between effect and efficiency. So whilst something may prevent some 16 year old scrote from buying a meat cleaver on Amazon, the trade off is a bit of faff for someone who has genuine need for one.

That faff you have to go through may actually result in saving some poor kid's life. It may even save yours. No way knowing of course but that's the intent.

Bottom line is that there's much to get angry about but proving your age to buy something that younger people shouldn't isn't one of them.
Can't be much demand for fork handles in this day and age though. Certainly around our way allotments are falling into
disuse with many available immediately compared to a few years ago.

Terminator X

20,722 posts

234 months

Yesterday (12:55)
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unzippy said:
Gen Z?



TX.

Ganglandboss

8,552 posts

233 months

Yesterday (13:01)
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the-norseman said:
I've been asked for ID by Amazon delivery drivers who have been delivering stuff like Knives etc but never when buying them on their site.
You have Amazon drivers who knock on your door? yikes

Big Nanas

4,268 posts

114 months

Yesterday (13:35)
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Ganglandboss said:
the-norseman said:
I've been asked for ID by Amazon delivery drivers who have been delivering stuff like Knives etc but never when buying them on their site.
You have Amazon drivers who knock on your door? yikes
My wife buys her vape juice from Amazon and it's the driver who has to check ID at ht point of delivery. Especially irritating when they think 10pm is the right time to deliver.

RizzoTheRat

28,954 posts

222 months

Yesterday (13:39)
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judas said:
This morning my razor broke, so off I toddle to Amazon to buy a new one.

At the checkout I was asked to provide: a selfie, and photos of my driving licence front and rear. Then on checkout I had to authorise the transaction on my banking app - all from an account I've had for 20+ years and a card that's been attached to the account for many, many purchases along with credit cards in my name.

Why the fk could they possibly think I'm under 18 (I wish!)

Corporate arse covering gone mad I tell ya!

s.
Presumably Amazon asked you for the selfie and driving licence, not the bank? They're not just asking for age verification but ID verification, making sure it's not someone else using your account.

Your bank asked you to do two factor authentication via thier banking app to protect against online fraud, ie someone else having got hold of your bank account details. I've had my card skimmed before and used to buy car parts online in the US, where they don't seem to do the 2FA, so I had to get my card cancelled (while away from home in Italy), transactions refunded, and a new card sent out, which was a pain in the arse so I for one and very glad that my bank generally does 2FA and rather pissed off that there seems to be some loophole to get around it in the US.

bmwmike

8,730 posts

138 months

Yesterday (13:46)
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Metric Max said:
Went into B&Q and got some caustic soda powder.
Cashier asked me if I was 18?
NoI replied, I'm 72, WTF?
Nice complement though!

I bought some brake cleaner from toolstation last year, and the chap behind the counter insisted that i provide a postcode for "verification purposes" which made zero sense. Wasn't walking out of there without the brake cleaner so i looked up the postcode of that toolstation. Read out the postcode to him, and then he reads out the address as the penny drops. Presumably the verification worked as he let me leave with the cans.