Ask a Bull#&@£!er Anything

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Anything at all...

[MCSV8]

How did you get st through the swear filter ?

[StuntmanMike]

How did you get to shag so many women?

[PRO5T]

Two questions, no answers. What a bullstter.

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MCSV8 said:

How did you get st through the swear filter ?

I have absolutely no fking idea.

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StuntmanMike said:

How did you get to shag so many women?

Reputation and a Learjet.

[cliffords]

I think it's because Bullstter is a brand of German made farming equipment.
It's similar to the trade name for clear sticky tape in Australia. Durex.
Or Greek fish stock Fucwee.

I could go on .

[Accidentalhero]

Tell us about that trial at West Ham...

Or that summer job at your dad's place where you spent the entire time jumping JCBs over a cement mixer...

Or caravan club...

[remedy]

What have you done with our dear Rufus?

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Accidentalhero said:

Tell us about that trial at West Ham...

Or that summer job at your dad's place where you Sowerby the entire time jumping JCBs I've a cement mixer...

Or caravan club...

1 - Found guilty, did a three stretch in the scrubs.

2 - Only three people in the world knew about that, two of them paid the Ferryman back in '68. You must be Agent Bob

3 - What happens at Caravan Club... you know the rest .

[Tango13]

Was Britney Spears a good shag?

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remedy said:

What have you done with our dear Rufus?

Actually, he's my friend Rufus... [Was that Casino Royale?]

[Johnnybee]

How did you all fit on the balcony?

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Tango13 said:

Was Britney Spears a good shag?

I've not had the pleasure, but she looks like a game filly.

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Johnnybee said:

How did you all fit on the balcony?

Fairly big balcony, certainly bigger than the boat shed. (Green by the way, despite what Pete "The Blade" Basin claims).

[Austin Prefect]

Does it annoy you when any time you mention what you did last week to Lee Child he uses it for a plot? I had the same trouble with Ian Fleming.

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Austin Prefect said:

Does it annoy you when any time you mention what you did last week to Lee Child he uses it for a plot? I had the same trouble with Ian Fleming.

Tell me about it. Last Wednesday I'm teaching Bodie how to throw himself off a cliff and land on nothing more than a stack of B5 envelopes and next thing I know, Harry Potter is doing exactly the same thing in "Saving Jack Ryan". FFS.

[mcelliott]

What about that time you jumped out of a plane without a parachute?

[Ricoh]

Is this you?

[Super Sonic]

What was it like riding a bicycle to the moon? What sandwiches did you take?