Best phrases

[V8S]

We've had the worst phrases, but what are the best phrases that just make you each time you hear / use it?

Posted by someone in the grid girls thread:

"I'd hit that like a ginger stepchild"

[Bee_Jay]

The recent comment on here from Mr. Rammage: 'Face like fire-damaged lego'

[trumpet600]

A bird with BJ lips - she could suck start a Harley

[V8S]

Bee_Jay said:

The recent comment on here from Mr. Rammage: 'Face like fire-damaged lego'

Oh yes, that was genius. But then his verbosity is almost boring in its reliability in serving up gem after gem.

[I.T.B]

Are we bored today V*s, alot of new topics from ya

[Tampon]

Fanny like a :

1) rhinos eye lid
2) gorillas autopsy

[roboxm3]

"Sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown"

Used by someone on here recently.

[jimmydee2007]

Bad teeth = "Mouth like a burnt out fusebox".

[Heskey]

Tampon said:

Fanny like a :

1) rhinos eye lid
2) gorillas autopsy

throwing a hotdog down a corridor

[trumpet600]

someone with bow legs

'couldn't trap a pig in an alley'

[Muntu]

Big teeth - Could eat an apple through a letterbox

[360 detailing]

For those females with a lady garden which is possibly requiring some attention:-

Fanny like an axe wound on a gorillas back

[Gretchen]

fk off.

Succinct and to the point.

[Rod Rammage]

Tampon said:

Fanny like a gorillas autopsy

Ace.

[Neil_H]

Tampon said:

Fanny like a :

1) rhinos eye lid
2) gorillas autopsy

3)Badly packed kebab

[jimmydee2007]

When refering to the not so pretty ladies.

"Swamp donkey".

[Justayellowbadge]

Mentioned today

'As cool as the other side of the pillow'

[Wacky Racer]

Tramp stamp

[thewave]

A poo like King Kong's finger


(Charlotte Church show last night )

Made me chuckle





what a waste of my 5,000th post


ETA

Most of my 5,000 posts have been a waste of valuable bandwidth, I apologise.

Edited by thewave on Friday 11th July 17:19

[V8S]

thewave said:

Most of my 5,000 posts have been a waste of valuable bandwidth, I apologise.

But your apology wasn't.