Dear god what have I done.

[Lucky 13]

No, nothing too sinister But it got you in here and I need your help!

Only gone and bought a bleedin cat. After protesting for quite some time about cats being Satans playthings, I've bitten the bullet and got the young-un in the house a kitten.

1 sleepless night down thus far and not a name in sight. I went fully intending on a boy, but no. The girl spoke to me, and so here we are, fking kitty litter galore and some 16 odd years of claws and teefs.

But look.. she is a cutie right?



Name help guys and gals would be muchos appreciated, right now shes 'Puss' and that simply wont do.

:Disclaimer: To all the cat lovers out there, I might not be the biggest fan, but I'll be a good girl and take care of the feline wench, soon as she takes her claws out of my god damnmed feet.

Thanking you in advance.

[MentalSarcasm]

With ears like that I think the best name would be "Cat Bat"

[metro lover]

Cute?? Erm no! All cats are the devil and must be microwaved immediately!

[G'kar]

Looks like a 'Colin' to me.

[Mc Lovin]

Tarquin

[cougargirl]

Seefer

Seefer Cat... gettit?

[G'kar]

Mc Lovin said:

Tarquin

You realize it's a lady cat yes?

You can't call a girl Tarquin, that would be stupid.

[onomatopoeia]

Once she's old enough you can solve kitty litter everywhere by putting in a cat flap and leaving her to go outside.

Schrodinger is a good name for a cat.

[shirt]

nice choice of breed, but i'd go with 'morngy cat' with that face.

[Chris_w666]

Mc Lovin said:

Tarquin Zebediah Hornygold the Second

[Mc Lovin]

G'kar said:

Mc Lovin said:

Tarquin

You realize it's a lady cat yes?

You can't call a girl Tarquin, that would be stupid.

Have you heard some girls names these days?

[Mobile Chicane]

Lovely - Russian Blue? If so, Catiana?

[cougargirl]

My cats have been called, Amadeus, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, Brahms, Liszt, Kachaturian (Dad's idea, not mine) and current one is Bernstein, although he has been re-named Satan on many occasions...

I doubt it that's any help, but I thought I'd try.

Edited by cougargirl on Friday 7th November 12:44

[Yugguy]

I mostly call ours "fking little bd" as yet again it knocks something over.


I think it's retarded...

[zippy500]

Start a poll, thats what everyone else does these days

Edited by zippy500 on Friday 7th November 12:44

[Lucky 13]

She does have the ears of a bat eh. They all had the same 'issue' in the litter.. but maybe they'll help her hear things a few miles away to investigate?

[Slikk]

Cookin' Fat (as in "I'm gonna murder that.. .. ..")

[Heskey]

Don't be a boring plank and call her "Sally" or some other human name.

Call her something after what she looks like. Don't call her "twat".

[Graham E]

rover

or simply "dog"

[anonymous-user]

Jane.