Lunchtime Diversion (NSFW)

[Plotloss]

http://www.myspace.com/apesgrapes2

Man of diminutive stature tells it how it is, read the blog posts at the top.

Not for the easily offended but genius all the same.

[Scott328i]

Tony the Tiger one is literally grrrrrrrrrreat

Lots of laughs from me

edit - http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog....

LOLS

Edited by Scott328i on Thursday 27th November 12:18

[G'kar]

Love his stag conditions.

And on Prince: 'me you & ecclestone in a forest clearing, like God intended, naked & to the death. you fk.'

[Chairman LMAO]

phew. the FTSE100 has recovered slightly

what a heap of fking stinking dogst. i hope the next city collapse is fking terminal. try waving your hands at me on the trading floor you grotty st shirt wearing, "but they're all just loveable ex-barrowboys", nonce-drink drinking, rohypnol rape fiend cockney s and i'll be in your face like a fking rabid hyena and will gnaw down to your fking nosebone while thrusting my disease riddled cock in that slit i just carved in your throat.

yeah picture it you fks. and give thanks be to god you're unable to imagine the inhuman demonic screech i'll be making as i do it you horrendous fking worthless s.

[Plotloss]

austria. official population 8m, but add another 300k if you count all the teenage girls locked up in cellars.

[G'kar]

If he's not on here he bloody well should be.

[JJCW]

lunchtime sorted for the next week

[anonymous-user]

" . . .my sister vivian. i love her to bits and would do anything to protect her. she's not my real sister but her mam & dad are the ones who brought me up. but i love her (and more besides eh. used to love the summer when she'd sunbathe in the back yard and i could lock myself in the bath room with the window slightly ajar and me stood on the washing basket with a sock ready) "

[JJCW]

on further reading, a lot of what this bloke says is a total load of st, amusing in places, but ultimately a load of crap!

[Landlord]

Wow - it appears I bookmarked this based on my opinion of the OP but failed to return to it until now... thank fk I did!

Brilliant find, Plotters!

[Lil' Joe]

Top stuff! Well done Plotloss!

Talking about F1:
"this whole sham is controlled by this bernie ecclestone , like he's some crappy mafia don deciding which teams are allowed in, which countries can stage races & st.

tell you what bernard eh. you're a fking shortarse yourself but you've got about 16" on me - so how about it? me and you. you can even keep your cuban heels on you inadequate fking joke of a .

listen you hotwashed warhol wannabe, when i'm finished i'll flip you onto your b-side & shove my arm so far up your nurburgring i'll pull that fking syrup down your throat.

you dispicable freakish ."