Imodium. Friend or Foe?

[guffhoover]

I was struck down with this man flu / stting disease earlier in the week.

After 13 hours of stting brown piss water out of my arse i managed to find some Imodium, following the instructions i took 4 in a period of about 2 hours.

Thankfully it did the job just before bed time; missus was glad as she had got it into her head i was going to st on her in the night and was building some sort of dam between us with towels (daft bint!!!)

Anyhow that was on wednesday and i still can't st, methinks it has worked too well

Will i manage a crap this side of xmas?

[Mattygooner]

Well that has put me off eating for the rest of the year....

[Einion Yrth]

Two drops of optrex in a glass of water, that'll see you right

[schnell]

[grumbledoak]

Einion Yrth said:

Two drops of optrex in a glass of water, that'll see you right

Full circle, as it were.

[Don]

I can tell you. Immodium was the only thing that got me on a plane back from Malaysia once. And yes - it does gum you up for days.

Don't worry. You'll unleash a log of prodigious proportions in due course.

[guffhoover]

Einion Yrth said:

Two drops of optrex in a glass of water, that'll see you right

Don't really want to go down the laxative route. I've spent enough time doubled up on the bog!!!!

At this rate all i want from xmas is to project churchills silhoutte on the porcelain!

Edited by guffhoover on Monday 22 December 11:32

[The Tea Boy]

yes normally i find it gives me 4.5days of poo lessness, infact i take some just as i get to Le Mans after being caught short after too many beers and ended up passing out whilst waiting for the bogs for 1hr on the saturday morning!!

Matt

[camgear]

I bought something called 'Smecta' in Prague last year, it's about 100 x better than immodium.

[968]

guffhoover said:

Einion Yrth said:

Two drops of optrex in a glass of water, that'll see you right

Don't really want to go down the laxative route. I've spent enough time doubled up on the bog!!!!

At this rate all i want from xmas is to project churchills silhoutte on the porcelain!

Edited by guffhoover on Monday 22 December 11:32

Better out than in, as they say, so immodium is not a good idea.

[guffhoover]

camgear said:

I bought something called 'Smecta' in Prague last year, it's about 100 x better than immodium.

My GSCE maths would equate that statement to mean after consuming your smecta i would not st for 500 days......good lord man how can that be 'better'?


edited for GCSE english

Edited by guffhoover on Monday 22 December 11:39

[Pickled Piper]

You'll be fine in a couple of days. Immodium is fine for emergencies or very severe runs where you are in danger of dehydrating.

I've used it while travelling in India or where it has been absolutely essential that I attend a meeting etc. If you can stay in and in close proximity to a loo then don't use it.

PH Pharmacists and Doctors can tell you more.

pp

[Muzzer]

guffhoover said:

missus was glad as she had got it into her head i was going to st on her in the night and was building some sort of dam between us with towels (daft bint!!!)

You'll be OK. Imodium just numbs your bowel - when it comes back to life you'll st the Eiffel Tower.

[theshrew]

LOL Why did she think you were gonna dump on her

Imodium is great stuff my old fella swears by it only ever had it once myself worked a treat tho. Better than spending half your life on the pan

[philmccann]

Be Careful!!!!!!

Reckon it contributed to the demise of my old lady. We found out later poor old dear had the runs and got Immodium to cure it. But when it persisted she used more Immodium instead of seeing the Doc.
After being taken to hospital she never survived the night.
When clearing the house, found packets of the stuff everywhere.

So, fine in moderation, but again, be careful!!

[jiggs]

one pill or two at the very most FOUR bit like taking three of sand one of cement
good luck it will all come out in the end
Simon

[john_p]

Surely simple physics prevents anything TOO bad happening with Immodium ?

[philthy]

Used it myself recently. After four days of producing "silly string", I finally gave in a popped a couple. It was three days before something resembling a dead otter appeared. That hurt !
Still better than sitting on the kermit all night though.

[JuniorD]

I took a preemptive dose of Immoduim in Zaire and didn't have to 'go' for 9 days.

[The Tea Boy]

jiggs said:

one pill or two at the very most FOUR bit like taking three of sand one of cement
good luck it will all come out in the end
Simon