The ebay sh1te challenge!

[AlexKP]

What is absolutely the worst thing you can find for sale?

Winner gets absolutely nothing, or if I am feeling vindictive I might buy you the winning entry. Or not.

I'll open the bidding with this truly astonishing piece of crap - for your "Diana Hutch" whatever the feck that is...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Princess-Diana-Unique-Shoe-F...


Oh, and give a grade (1-10 being the highest) on the crap-o-meter for the preceding entries...

Edited by AlexKP on Wednesday 11th March 16:03

[Adam B]

"Princess Diana Unique Shoe Figurine - Not Seen On Ebay!"

I beg to differ

[Poncho pilot]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Red-Squirrel-Mousse-for-Grey...

Squirrel mousse?

[bigTee]

knitted Cheese on Toast!!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/hand-knitted-fun-food-double...

[wiffmaster]

I'd give the Diana Shoe a good 7/10 on the crap scale.

How about 20bhp increase for £1.99?

[UncappedTag]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/IVE-CRACKED-THE-CODE-MAKE-30...

I'm so rich yet I need to continue to sell crap anyway

[shirt]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Grass-cuttings-from-my-garde...

[AlexKP]

Poncho pilot said:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Red-Squirrel-Mousse-for-Grey...

Squirrel mousse?

That is quite funny - someone has taken an old spray can and wrapped a printed off piece of paper around it, and now complete fktards are bidding silly money for it.

There's one born every minute...

I'm only giving that a four, because the seller is much smarter than the buyers.

Have another go!

Edited by AlexKP on Wednesday 11th March 16:11

[paoloh]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ex-Lax-24-chocolate-laxative...

[AlexKP]

bigTee said:

knitted Cheese on Toast!!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/hand-knitted-fun-food-double...

That's crap and stupid. But I have a young daughter and she would play with that.

A "5" I think.

[gamefreaks]

I think i've won:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bottom-fluff_W0QQitemZ270353...

11/10!

[AlexKP]

UncappedTag said:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/IVE-CRACKED-THE-CODE-MAKE-30...

I'm so rich yet I need to continue to sell crap anyway

"Boat rides with the wife" - the mark of any multi-millionaire...



There are lots of these though - another "5" I think.

Try and find a really ste objet d'art or collectable....

[paoloh]

You askr fot a ste challenge and don't even mark my effort.

Very poor show

[AlexKP]

gamefreaks said:

I think i've won:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bottom-fluff_W0QQitemZ270353...

11/10!

Sadly no. You are getting ahead of yourself - it is a VHS cassette of the quite funny Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson show "Bottom"...

[AlexKP]

paoloh said:

You askr fot a ste challenge and don't even mark my effort.

Very poor show

I'm getting to it -

You took it literally, and in that sense you have done well - your entry would indeed produce a lot of ste - but it is way too sensible. Pithy, but what we need here is absolutely horrible crap that only a blind chav on acid would have in their house...

a "5" for lateral thinking though....

[Poncho pilot]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Unusally-Small-Grape_W0QQite...

Edited by Poncho pilot on Wednesday 11th March 16:22

Edited by Poncho pilot on Wednesday 11th March 16:23

[shirt]

didn't mark mine either!

[anonymous-user]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Three-Woolworths-Gift-Vouche...

Woolworths gift voucher anyone?

[john_r]

How about... a bent paper-clip?

http://cgi.ebay.com/a-stupid-bent-paper-clip-IN-CR...

[gamefreaks]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Hey, the listing says: "Bottom Fluff".

Now, if I bid on that to satisfy my bum-fluff perversion and got a bloody video tape, I'd be really pissed off!!!