Promotion at any cost?
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Ive been in this job for years and the only way up the ladder seems to be wait until the fatman who 'manages' me leaves and then take his job.
The way I see it is that this could be sooner than anyone expects if he keeps eating like he is doing. So the question is, should I be bringing in cakes every week and helping myself gain promotion or is that imoral?.
I just offered sloth a plum he looked at it as if it was a foreign object. He obviously ate it but thats not going to help me gain promotion.
Mods please don't move this to Jobs and employment things forum, nobody reads that forum.
The way I see it is that this could be sooner than anyone expects if he keeps eating like he is doing. So the question is, should I be bringing in cakes every week and helping myself gain promotion or is that imoral?.
I just offered sloth a plum he looked at it as if it was a foreign object. He obviously ate it but thats not going to help me gain promotion.
Mods please don't move this to Jobs and employment things forum, nobody reads that forum.
Cakes are getting remarkably less fattening Im finding. Try just about ANYTHING from the sandwich fridge of a motorway services though. Ideally you want 25grams+ of saturated fat for every 100g.
Get the boys in IT to scan his PC for porn. Then report it.
Or put a dildo in a secret santa* and give it to the office hottie, claiming it was from him. HR will do the rest.
* This plan will take approx 8 months to implement.
Get the boys in IT to scan his PC for porn. Then report it.
Or put a dildo in a secret santa* and give it to the office hottie, claiming it was from him. HR will do the rest.
* This plan will take approx 8 months to implement.
el stovey said:
It'll take years to kill him by feeding him stuff, unless it's poison.
You need to try and get him on a marathon or the great north run, loads of fatties die on those.
Oh I like that idea. Work has just signed up to this cycle to work scheme where the government gives us 50% off the bike. Obviously he won't be getting one but I could and encourage him to use it. hmm. Got me thinking now. Charity bikeride or something. As well as a ginsters training diet. You need to try and get him on a marathon or the great north run, loads of fatties die on those.
BoRED S2upid said:
Ive been in this job for years and the only way up the ladder seems to be wait until the fatman who 'manages' me leaves and then take his job.
The way I see it is that this could be sooner than anyone expects if he keeps eating like he is doing. So the question is, should I be bringing in cakes every week and helping myself gain promotion or is that imoral?.
I just offered sloth a plum he looked at it as if it was a foreign object. He obviously ate it but thats not going to help me gain promotion.
Mods please don't move this to Jobs and employment things forum, nobody reads that forum.
Leave the occasional croissant laying around, maybe even the odd tray of homemade fudge.The way I see it is that this could be sooner than anyone expects if he keeps eating like he is doing. So the question is, should I be bringing in cakes every week and helping myself gain promotion or is that imoral?.
I just offered sloth a plum he looked at it as if it was a foreign object. He obviously ate it but thats not going to help me gain promotion.
Mods please don't move this to Jobs and employment things forum, nobody reads that forum.
You'll be up the promotion ladder quicker than you can say "The fat man keeled over grasping his chest and went blue"
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