Caption Competition

[croyde]

This is a pic off the front page of a local London propag...err I mean Council magazine.

I think that the image is wrong and just made me laff. Looks more like "Oi! get orf me land" than a community working together.

I feel people aching to add their own captions.

[G'kar]

Go greased lightning, cruising up the quarter mile.

Edited by G'kar on Wednesday 15th April 18:18

[Motown Junk]

Yes officer. The scrotes that sprayed my pet tortoise blue, went that way.

[Mexico.]

Job centre that way.

[Mexico.]

France that way.

[Sheets Tabuer]

If you don't fk off I will hit you with my baton.

[Steamer]

Motown Junk said:

Yes officer. The scrotes that sprayed my pet tortoise blue, went that way.

[rolex]

Come over here lady and i'll give you a smack off camera

[Sheets Tabuer]

My shoulder ID tags are over there in that car.

[Steamer]

Office said:

'No love, this is the FOUR STAR council... you want FIVE STAR... they are over that'a'way!'

[Famous Graham]

Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[hahithestevieboy]

That house over there has left the back door unlocked, a window open upstairs and yes, the alarm is as knackered as it looks...

[A1GOY]

Yeah, he kicked him right in the face

[Mexico.]

What the fek is in his pocket ?

Osama bin Laden next left.

[mybrainhurts]

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Edited by mybrainhurts on Wednesday 15th April 20:36

[Focused]

[mybrainhurts]

Isn't that deviant and illegal, officer...?

[Focused]

croyde said:

"So, I go down there, turn right, then left and the police station is on the corner............ thanks lady"

[mybrainhurts]

Good point, officer...

[Cara Van Man]

"Hello Officer can you tell me the way to the ice cream van, please?"

"QUICK, go that way bh or I'll cosh you with my asp and mace you in the face for several public order offences"