Spectacular ways to quit your job..

[Mattygooner]

Ken Livingstone is being interviewed in our office today...

Is any job worth the opportunity to feltch him with the wide end of a fire extinguisher?

For the right offer, i will give you a time and a place, i will even leave a blunt instrument for you to use, perhaps a dessert spoon.

[Craig@CMR]

stop him as he is walking in to your office and tell him you have an office congestion charge, and ask him to cough up.

[Mattygooner]

Craig@CMR said:

stop him as he is walking in to your office and tell him you have an office congestion charge, and ask him to cough up.

I was considering getting a motorist to screw him instead...

[Sheets Tabuer]

Tell him that 95% of the country i.e. the people that don't live in london have no clue who he is, that should make his ego explode.

[him_over_there]

If you have the chance to whack Ken Livingstone with a heavy object and you dont... I think you would have to consider yourself a failure as a PHer, as a human being.

[The Curn]

I would most definitely offer to make the drinks for that particular interview.

Here you go Mr Livingstone...

[Dracoro]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Tell him that 95% of the country i.e. the people that don't live in london have no clue who he is, that should make his ego explode.

Or just approach him and say, "Hi I'm so-and-so, who are you?".

If you're in IT, get all the computers screensaver/wallpaper to have a big pic of Boris with "Boris Johnson is god"

[jamesson]

The Curn said:

I would most definitely offer to make the drinks for that particular interview.

Here you go Mr Livingstone...

[NiceCupOfTea]

Craig@CMR said:

stop him as he is walking in to your office and tell him you have an office congestion charge, and ask him to cough up.

[kit80]

Craig@CMR said:

stop him as he is walking in to your office and tell him you have an office congestion charge, and ask him to cough up.

Oh I would so do that one, do in a cheeky way, you might not even get fired!

[Abe E Seedy]

Dracoro said:

If you're in IT, get all the computers screensaver/wallpaper to have a big pic of Boris with "Boris Johnson is god"

That is genius.

[sjg]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Tell him that 95% of the country i.e. the people that don't live in london

Did you fail maths? 7.5 million is rather more than 5% of 61 million.

[Sheets Tabuer]

sjg said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Tell him that 95% of the country i.e. the people that don't live in london

Did you fail maths? 7.5 million is rather more than 5% of 61 million.

No I made an off the cuff comment to a thread made in jest, I will of course make sure I am as anal as you when I next reply.

[G'kar]

Could you make a large banner that says 'Acme Co. is proud to welcome the former Mayor of London'?

[Ganglandboss]

Sheets Tabuer said:

sjg said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Tell him that 95% of the country i.e. the people that don't live in london

Did you fail maths? 7.5 million is rather more than 5% of 61 million.

No I made an off the cuff comment to a thread made in jest, I will of course make sure I am as anal as you when I next reply.

[MentalSarcasm]

Abe E Seedy said:

Dracoro said:

If you're in IT, get all the computers screensaver/wallpaper to have a big pic of Boris with "Boris Johnson is god"

That is genius.

Do this! If you're not in IT then bribe the IT guys!

[Mattygooner]

I might have organised 3 shirt lifters to give him a good going over in the Basement, this will cost me 2 grand in bacardi breezers and super lube in the coming months but i believe it is worth it.

[The Hypno-Toad]

I would just punch him, square in the face.

Wouldn't care if it lost me my job, wouldn't care if it ended up in court. Knuckle sandwich, right in the mush, job done.

The man is a hateful, spitful, corrupt, little newt lover who should be barred from ever standing for public office again.

[Mr POD]

sjg said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Tell him that 95% of the country i.e. the people that don't live in london

Did you fail maths? 7.5 million is rather more than 5% of 61 million.

No, I'm led to believe that NO ONE LIVES in London. They Mearly EXIST.

[carmadgaz]

jamesson said:

The Curn said:

I would most definitely offer to make the drinks for that particular interview.

Here you go Mr Livingstone...

You don't do that justice





The Screensaver sounds the best on a risk/response basis